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Reasons to have
already lost respect for Valentino - (by a bitter internet forum nobody who at least concedes that Rossi accomplishes more when he drops his trousers and takes a dump than he perhaps has in his entire lifetime).
Nonetheless...somewhat begrudgingly, can't think what posessed me to compose this: - :diablo: :derisive:
1/ The victim mentality 'innocence' surrounding the Great "whiter than" White Management debacle/tax evasion inquiry and the subsequent shenanigans at Yamaha surrounding Marc Canela.
2/ The "I've been looking for an excuse to fall out with Sete for a while now" comment. As much of a queen "Gibber now" was, brush off Qatar 2004 - and this was simply sour grapes from being beaten at the last turn of The Sachsenring and the resultant mauling by the Italian Press.
3/ The "I'll never ride for a tobacco sponsor" pledge. Although in fairness, a diet of Wudy frankfurters would likely fur up your arteries faster than the daily consumption of a pack of 20 Gauloises ever could..
4/ Talking of fur - the '46' on the back of his leathers in 2007 as a charm to invoke the 'rabbit out of the hat' effect again having failed to secure the 2006 title. Surely it would have been easier to have simply conjured a p45 (or p'46') from up your smoke blown arse and unceremoniously handed it in the direction of your clearly 'incompetent' crew chief?
5/ Treating his once supposed best friend Melandri with a level of contempt and denial that you wouldn't even show for a dose of NSU.
6/ The frankly farcical 2002 and 2003 World Championships.
7/ "It's impossible to gauge the potential of the Ducati because Casey isn't pushing hard enough" - Brilliant, my favourite Rossi quote of all time spoken from the comparative comfort of his 'personalised' recliner/M1. Rather like making a disparaging comment on someone taking a barrel ride over niagra falls from the Grand Observation Lounge of the QE2.
8/ The ill advised, arrogant, conceited, humiliating, highly inauspicious - but hilarious move to Ducati. Curve - what became of the egg on face avi and can the image be reversed?
9/ The podium chair stunt with Capi belittling Pedro in 2006.
10/ The ....... ridiculous bayeux tapestry proportioned banner unfurled at Assen lauding his 100th win.
11/ The lurid canary/custard ....... merchandise that still continues to blight and pollute our race circuit stands. Still jaundiced by a decade of yellow fever? I'm afraid so.
12/ The WLF ......../front when actually he'd far sooner be rimming Uccio Salucci out back in the motorhome.
13/ The ignominious and humbling prodigal son like return to Yamaha.
14/ The appalling turtle tattoo that more resembles a green turd or the likely fecal product of Casey's lactose intolerance..
15/ The unceasing succession of trite vomit inducing Aldo Drudi helmet designs which are about as finely conceived and rendered - (and sometimes seemilngly as much as an afterthought) - as...? - the fecal product of Casey's lactose intolerance.
16/ The fact he was once a self proclaimed fan of Max Biaggi.
17/ Valentinik - I hate ......' costumed clowns.
18/ He's a personal friend of Marco Materazzi - unless that is by now he's dumped him like an antipodean crew chief.
19/ Well over a decade of preferential treatment.
20/ The "Sorry Mike" T shirt at P.I. really got my GOAT. Patronising ..... Will never be worthy to fill a pair of Mike's ground down Tex's.
21/ The increasingly tiresome series of post race pantomime clebrations evidently conceived, coreographed and coordinated by the Chuckle Brothers. Loved the way Jorge eventually satirised these and thankfully rendered them utterly superfluous. Not that there's been much to celebrate over the last three seasons.
22/ The alliance with Sky Italia is as unsettling and as much a conflict of interest as granting fairing space to The Forza Nuova, The Mafia, or perhaps obtaining personal sponsorship and endorsement from Allesandra Mussolini. Then again - admittedly nothing will ever quite rival on the objectionable stakes the obscenity of having Paris Hilton on the grid. As tasteless as a Wudy hot dog.
23/ Repeating the post race portaloo stunt with the comic subtlety of an unflushable turd.
24/ Accepting an honorary degree in 'Communications' from Urbino University. How does get ...... you insincere, two faced, disingenuous pampered ponce sound? "What if I'd never tried it" was obviously absent from the university reading list.
25/ For spawning a legion of internet forum glory hunting fanboy's with ..... names like "Mick Rossi 46 No.1..
" who are now peculiarly rarer than Edward Snowden at a Times Square tickertape parade - or a Wudy frankfurter at a Pakistani wedding. Now the clown prince is not winning anymore, fairweather subjects/supporters such as 'Nino' have deserted him along with the sport quicker than...well, under the circumstances, 'a nine times world champion' would appear to abandon his crew chief.
