MotoGP: 2015 Round 16 - Pramac Australian Motorcycle Grand Prix (SPOILERS)

Jumkie · Oct 22, 2015

Baffy said:
How Tomac gets along with the Kawi, JS's ability to make it through a season without getting injured (not off to a good start) will be interesting!

As an Aussie, I would like to see Reed have a good year, because it will most likely be his last I would guess!

Yeah, I'm sure Tomac will be fine. Dude works hard. Reed had some decent showing last year. I'm not a fan, but after his wreck it was over. He is getting long in the tooth. No Windhamesk, but yeah. I think he will stick around to run a 22 team.

Crap, L8brake will want this exchange on the SX/MX thread. Be sure to check in when the Monster Million open is run.

Iowegian · Oct 22, 2015

With all this doctor talk, I half expect sparrows to show up in one of those nurses outfit. I am a bit afraid though, as big as her dick apparently is, I don't think a skirt would cover it up.

littlesparrows · Oct 22, 2015

Iowegian said:
With all this doctor talk, I half expect sparrows to show up in one of those nurses outfit. I am a bit afraid though, as big as her dick apparently is, I don't think a skirt would cover it up.

...hah...ha...ha...

true story.

Jumkie · Oct 22, 2015

Hahaha good one Iowegian. You missed out on a fun meet up. That reminds me of a Halloween costume I wore once. Big hit with the ladies. It was a Scottish kilt with a 18 inch dong, with the words "lift me kilt" on the pouch.

littlesparrows · Oct 22, 2015

Jumkie said:
Hahaha good one Iowegian. You missed out on a fun meet up. That reminds me of a Halloween costume I wore once. Big hit with the ladies. It was a Scottish kilt with a 18 inch dong, with the words "lift me kilt" on the pouch.

your theme song Jum:

Frack · Oct 22, 2015

Jumkie said:
Hahaha good one Iowegian. You missed out on a fun meet up. That reminds me of a Halloween costume I wore once. Big hit with the ladies. It was a Scottish kilt with a 18 inch dong, with the words "lift me kilt" on the pouch.

Thats odd. Willski told me you were circumcised

Jumkie · Oct 22, 2015

Frack said:
Thats odd. Willski told me you were circumcised

He was mistaken. But in his defense, he didn't get a good look gaging and all.

Frack · Oct 22, 2015

Keshav said:
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Doctors the one symptom the patient has exhibited lately is excessive yawning. Do we attribute this as a byproduct of therapy or is it his advanced age which makes him sleepy

Jumkie · Oct 22, 2015

Iowegian said:
With all this doctor talk, I half expect sparrows to show up in one of those nurses outfit. I am a bit afraid though, as big as her dick apparently is, I don't think a skirt would cover it up.

To be fair, it is breast Kancer awareness month.

Save the tatas!

Dr No · Oct 22, 2015

Frack said:
Thats odd. Willski told me you were circumcised

Isn't Props the prepuceless one?
Who compensates with fetta 'round the glans?

Keshav · Oct 22, 2015

Frack said:
Doctors the one symptom the patient has exhibited lately is excessive yawning. Do we attribute this as a byproduct of therapy or is it his advanced age which makes him sleepy

The prognosis is in and it's overexposure to Pojama People. Lawd they makes me sleepy with the things they might say; empirically proven by the fact that I'm wide awake when racing is being discussed by L8Braker, J4rno, #22, Gaz, Mick, Goatboy, Propagandhi, Kropo, MichaelM etc. I require stimulating conversation that doesn't involve, axe-grinding jibber-jabber, mean-spirited outright distortions of truth and avalanches of mind-numbing spam-thought. Should I require that I can always rely on the professionals at Fox News.

povol · Oct 22, 2015

Kartik46 said:
Rossi still has a good chance of taking the championship.
The only thing that will stop him now is the crazy lorenzo streak.

Rossi controls his own destiny no matter what Lorenzo does.

MdubSTYLIE · Oct 22, 2015

Keshav said:
The prognosis is in and it's overexposure to Pojama People. Lawd they makes me sleepy with the things they might say; empirically proven by the fact that I'm wide awake when racing is being discussed by L8Braker, J4rno, #22, Gaz, Mick, Goatboy, Propagandhi, Kropo, MichaelM etc. I require stimulating conversation that doesn't involve, axe-grinding jibber-jabber, mean-spirited outright distortions of truth and avalanches of mind-numbing spam-thought. Should I require that I can always rely on the professionals at Fox News.

Some people wear pojamas some people wear robes. Who am I to judge? I didn't think you were yawning, I thought you were just trying to cover up your dick sucking face. See pojama people, robe people.

Frack · Oct 22, 2015

povol said:
Rossi controls his own destiny no matter what Lorenzo does.

Agreed and if he lets it slip then we are watching the greatest choke job in modern GP history

Jumkie · Oct 22, 2015

Frack said:
Agreed and if he lets it slip then we are watching the greatest choke job in modern GP history

I don't think so. How can you choke something that was tainted from the start?

Welcome back Pov.

JPSLotus · Oct 22, 2015

Jumkie said:
I don't think so. How can you choke something that was tainted from the start?

Welcome back Pov.

I think it still qualifies as a choke job if he doesn't win the title, because imagine having an advantage being given to you by the sports administrators that no other rider in history has gotten, and then blowing it.

If he doesn't win the title this year, he will never have another chance again I think.

Gaz · Oct 22, 2015

JPSLotus said:
I think it still qualifies as a choke job if he doesn't win the title, because imagine having an advantage being given to you by the sports administrators that no other rider in history has gotten, and then blowing it.

If he doesn't win the title this year, he will never have another chance again I think.

Call me a Rossi fan ..............

But to me, if VR was not to go on and win the title it cannot simply be called a choke as there are a great number of circumstances outside of his control (mechanical, being taken out etc) that if they cause him to lose the required points cannot be adjudged as a choke.

Plus, were it to occur, to accuse VR of a choke will demean the achievement of Lorenzo in staying in a competitive position

Dr No · Oct 22, 2015

Agreed, Gaz.
If this season ends up a Rossi choke, what do we call Marquez'?
A full orange-in-the-mouth, placcy bag on head, belt round neck, auto asphyxiation?

Frack · Oct 22, 2015

Gaz said:
Call me a Rossi fan ..............

But to me, if VR was not to go on and win the title it cannot simply be called a choke as there are a great number of circumstances outside of his control (mechanical, being taken out etc) that if they cause him to lose the required points cannot be adjudged as a choke.

Plus, were it to occur, to accuse VR of a choke will demean the achievement of Lorenzo in staying in a competitive position

Rossi was up by double digits for roughly half the season. He hasnt DNF'd a single race, Lorenzo has. Marc and Dani are way out of the picture. It's the very definition of a choke

Jumkie · Oct 22, 2015

Frack said:
Rossi was up by double digits for roughly half the season. He hasnt DNF'd a single race, Lorenzo has. Marc and Dani are way out of the picture. It's the very definition of a choke

You wouldn't DNF either if you were riding your tires that simply don't have the Yellow stripe to conceal their identity. I look at it this way, the fact Lorenzo and Marcos have not DNFed every race is a minor miracle.

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