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MotoGP: 2015 Round 09 - GoPro Motorrad Grand Prix Deutschland (SPOILERS)

I can't see anything in Keshav's post that merits such a hostile response ... I'm guessing there's some history here?

(I'm new here).

Most of the commentary here is sarcasm between very familiar combatants. Don't take it personally. It'll be a bit before you figure it all out. Welcome.
 
Welcome back Dub.
Great to see you back. Theres been a few important changes around here that you should know about.
First of all Keshav now goes by the name of Caitlyn. Please be respectful of his transformation, he is slowly evolving.

Attempts at puns, jokes and playful insults have become frowned upon and may lead to being banned. Ask Motochick, well if you could ask her, currently she is banned for bringing up the taboo topic of Unicorns. Also if you are able to locate her, ask her if these bumps on my shaft will go away soon.

Check in with Levi Garrett. He is the head of our humor department now. Whenever you feel the urge to write something sarcastic or humorous contact Levi and ask him to post a Gif instead. In case you are unfamilar with this process, a gif is short video clip captioned with an ironic phrase. It has revolutionized internet humor. Now the least unfunny person in the world can post a gif and expect a laugh riot. You no longer need to be funny. A gif allows you to hijack someone elses creativity. In case you become confused, just remember "Keep Calm and Post a Gif"

In your absence from the site some of our members have found love. Migs is happily dating the soulmate he met on Grindr and
Barry Machine is currently courting the squirrel on Little Sparrows head.
Oh yeah. In case your wondering, sparrow is our new resident bird. She hates newbs and loves to smack ..... with her ..... In other words, she fits right in

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Again, Jum... you're always bemoaning about how the first four bikes finishing being Hondas and Yamahas.... because??? Because they're better bikes and have the best crews to do the set-up.


And on the other hand you contradict yourself by saying the winning has only to do with the rider. Make up your mind. Which is it?

You might want to make sure you're talking to the right girl! lol .....I had to look there! I was all confused!.........and who the feck is Jumkie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Welcome back Dub.
Great to see you back. Theres been a few important changes around here that you should know about.
First of all Keshav now goes by the name of Caitlyn. Please be respectful of his transformation, he is slowly evolving.

Attempts at puns, jokes and playful insults have become frowned upon and may lead to being banned. Ask Motochick, well if you could ask her, currently she is banned for bringing up the taboo topic of Unicorns. Also if you are able to locate her, ask her if these bumps on my shaft will go away soon.

Check in with Levi Garrett. He is the head of our humor department now. Whenever you feel the urge to write something sarcastic or humorous contact Levi and ask him to post a Gif instead. In case you are unfamilar with this process, a gif is short video clip captioned with an ironic phrase. It has revolutionized internet humor. Now the least unfunny person in the world can post a gif and expect a laugh riot. You no longer need to be funny. A gif allows you to hijack someone elses creativity. In case you become confused, just remember "Keep Calm and Post a Gif"

In your absence from the site some of our members have found love. Migs is happily dating the soulmate he met on Grindr and
Barry Machine is currently courting the squirrel on Little Sparrows head.
Oh yeah. In case your wondering, sparrow is our new resident bird. She hates newbs and loves to smack ..... with her ..... In other words, she fits right in
Interesting developments indeed. That first bit of news must make ck really happy. My bet would be barry is just courting the squirrel just to see how close he can get his nuts to some girls face.
 
A gif you say? Its like a picture but it moves.

Ah yes, not a picture but not quite a video. Something in between. Its the new in thing, the big craze, everybody is doing it, well not everybody, but: Bruce, Kesh, Kropo, etc. Like a chameleon, you never know their true colors...or gender.
 
Ah yes, not a picture but not quite a video. Something in between. Its the new in thing, the big craze, everybody is doing it, well not everybody, but: Bruce, Kesh, Kropo, etc. Like a chameleon, you never know their true colors...or gender.

So how do I swipe right or left?
 
So how do I swipe right or left?
They do the swiping for us, thats the cool thing. One day they say something to the left, then like a swipe, they say something to the right, whatever suits them, reality and facts don't get in the way. It depends on what they're trying to rationalize, often combined with a 'swipe'.

Take for example my buddy Kesh, while I was gone there were a few 'swipes' he took at me. I guess he forgot people can lurk. But now I'm back. Like you, when you were gone he said you were a ..... Well not that exact word (which he will use as thee arguement to distance himself from his own comment), I suspect a few more 'swipes' will happen before it's all said and done.
 
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Multiple swipes ahead:

"Both M-Dub and JKD had one thing in common; neither owned a motorcycle or knew ....-all about racing, and both lashed out at anyone who noted how ignorant and completely pointless their posts were. They added nothing to this forum. I don't care who liked those two misanthropic cretins. I have no compulsion to like them because others do." Guess who

Don't worry though Mdub, Kesh has been advising us not to hurl digs at fellow members since Kropo left the site for which he blames me.
 
Multiple swipes ahead:

"Both M-Dub and JKD had one thing in common; neither owned a motorcycle or knew ....-all about racing, and both lashed out at anyone who noted how ignorant and completely pointless their posts were. They added nothing to this forum. I don't care who liked those two misanthropic cretins. I have no compulsion to like them because others do." Guess who

Don't worry though Mdub, Kesh has been advising us not to hurl digs at fellow members since Kropo left the site for which he blames me.

I blame you too. You're what us Brits refer to as a rascal!
 
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I can't see anything in Keshav's post that merits such a hostile response ... I'm guessing there's some history here?

(I'm new here).

Neither can anyone else. Jum is just not complete unless he's butting heads with someone. This time around it's me. Just lucky I guess.:p
 
Welcome back Dub.
Great to see you back. Theres been a few important changes around here that you should know about.
First of all Keshav now goes by the name of Caitlyn. Please be respectful of his transformation, he is slowly evolving.

Attempts at puns, jokes and playful insults have become frowned upon and may lead to being banned. Ask Motochick, well if you could ask her, currently she is banned for bringing up the taboo topic of Unicorns. Also if you are able to locate her, ask her if these bumps on my shaft will go away soon.

Check in with Levi Garrett. He is the head of our humor department now. Whenever you feel the urge to write something sarcastic or humorous contact Levi and ask him to post a Gif instead. In case you are unfamilar with this process, a gif is short video clip captioned with an ironic phrase. It has revolutionized internet humor. Now the least unfunny person in the world can post a gif and expect a laugh riot. You no longer need to be funny. A gif allows you to hijack someone elses creativity. In case you become confused, just remember "Keep Calm and Post a Gif"

In your absence from the site some of our members have found love. Migs is happily dating the soulmate he met on Grindr and
Barry Machine is currently courting the squirrel on Little Sparrows head.
Oh yeah. In case your wondering, sparrow is our new resident bird. She hates newbs and loves to smack ..... with her ..... In other words, she fits right in

Now it's way beyond your slip showing. You're pretty much rubbin' yer camel toe in everyone's face - Johnny.
 
They do the swiping for us, thats the cool thing. One day they say something to the left, then like a swipe, they say something to the right, whatever suits them, reality and facts don't get in the way. It depends on what they're trying to rationalize, often combined with a 'swipe'.

Take for example my buddy Kesh, while I was gone there were a few 'swipes' he took at me. I guess he forgot people can lurk. But now I'm back. Like you, when you were gone he said you were a ..... Well not that exact word (which he will use as thee arguement to distance himself from his own comment), I suspect a few more 'swipes' will happen before it's all said and done.

I never take back a well deserved insult. And neither would The Dub. I don't take it that seriously. Some of best friendships in high school were with guys I'd had multiple fist fights. In any event - last I recall - nobody got injured or lost their house. Just the usual internet ......... As for Jum - it was no secret that he was lurking. Anything I said was pretty mild. I guess I forgot what a sensitive soul Jum is. Maybe I should send him flowers?
 

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