MotoGP: 2015 Round 09 - GoPro Motorrad Grand Prix Deutschland (SPOILERS)

neti1 said:

I can't see anything in Keshav's post that merits such a hostile response ... I'm guessing there's some history here?

(I'm new here).

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SuperManatee said:

Welcome back Dub.
Great to see you back. Theres been a few important changes around here that you should know about.
First of all Keshav now goes by the name of Caitlyn. Please be respectful of his transformation, he is slowly evolving.

Attempts at puns, jokes and playful insults have become frowned upon and may lead to being banned. Ask Motochick, well if you could ask her, currently she is banned for bringing up the taboo topic of Unicorns. Also if you are able to locate her, ask her if these bumps on my shaft will go away soon.

Check in with Levi Garrett. He is the head of our humor department now. Whenever you feel the urge to write something sarcastic or humorous contact Levi and ask him to post a Gif instead. In case you are unfamilar with this process, a gif is short video clip captioned with an ironic phrase. It has revolutionized internet humor. Now the least unfunny person in the world can post a gif and expect a laugh riot. You no longer need to be funny. A gif allows you to hijack someone elses creativity. In case you become confused, just remember "Keep Calm and Post a Gif"

In your absence from the site some of our members have found love. Migs is happily dating the soulmate he met on Grindr and
Barry Machine is currently courting the squirrel on Little Sparrows head.
Oh yeah. In case your wondering, sparrow is our new resident bird. She hates newbs and loves to smack ..... with her dick. In other words, she fits right in

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SuperManatee said:

Translation: I want to know who's trying to string me up

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Jumkie said:

Povol you ask? Well he is in Carolina trying to stop them from taking down the Confederate flag.

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Keshav said:

Again, Jum... you're always bemoaning about how the first four bikes finishing being Hondas and Yamahas.... because??? Because they're better bikes and have the best crews to do the set-up.


And on the other hand you contradict yourself by saying the winning has only to do with the rider. Make up your mind. Which is it?

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SuperManatee said:

Welcome back Dub.
Great to see you back. Theres been a few important changes around here that you should know about.
First of all Keshav now goes by the name of Caitlyn. Please be respectful of his transformation, he is slowly evolving.

Attempts at puns, jokes and playful insults have become frowned upon and may lead to being banned. Ask Motochick, well if you could ask her, currently she is banned for bringing up the taboo topic of Unicorns. Also if you are able to locate her, ask her if these bumps on my shaft will go away soon.

Check in with Levi Garrett. He is the head of our humor department now. Whenever you feel the urge to write something sarcastic or humorous contact Levi and ask him to post a Gif instead. In case you are unfamilar with this process, a gif is short video clip captioned with an ironic phrase. It has revolutionized internet humor. Now the least unfunny person in the world can post a gif and expect a laugh riot. You no longer need to be funny. A gif allows you to hijack someone elses creativity. In case you become confused, just remember "Keep Calm and Post a Gif"

In your absence from the site some of our members have found love. Migs is happily dating the soulmate he met on Grindr and
Barry Machine is currently courting the squirrel on Little Sparrows head.
Oh yeah. In case your wondering, sparrow is our new resident bird. She hates newbs and loves to smack ..... with her dick. In other words, she fits right in

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levigarrett said:

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MdubSTYLIE said:

A gif you say? Its like a picture but it moves.

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Jumkie said:

Ah yes, not a picture but not quite a video. Something in between. Its the new in thing, the big craze, everybody is doing it, well not everybody, but: Bruce, Kesh, Kropo, etc. Like a chameleon, you never know their true colors...or gender.

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MdubSTYLIE said:

So how do I swipe right or left?

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MdubSTYLIE said:

So how do I swipe right or left?

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Jumkie said:

Multiple swipes ahead:

"Both M-Dub and JKD had one thing in common; neither owned a motorcycle or knew ....-all about racing, and both lashed out at anyone who noted how ignorant and completely pointless their posts were. They added nothing to this forum. I don't care who liked those two misanthropic cretins. I have no compulsion to like them because others do." Guess who

Don't worry though Mdub, Kesh has been advising us not to hurl digs at fellow members since Kropo left the site for which he blames me.

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neti1 said:

I can't see anything in Keshav's post that merits such a hostile response ... I'm guessing there's some history here?

(I'm new here).

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SuperManatee said:

Welcome back Dub.
Great to see you back. Theres been a few important changes around here that you should know about.
First of all Keshav now goes by the name of Caitlyn. Please be respectful of his transformation, he is slowly evolving.

Attempts at puns, jokes and playful insults have become frowned upon and may lead to being banned. Ask Motochick, well if you could ask her, currently she is banned for bringing up the taboo topic of Unicorns. Also if you are able to locate her, ask her if these bumps on my shaft will go away soon.

Check in with Levi Garrett. He is the head of our humor department now. Whenever you feel the urge to write something sarcastic or humorous contact Levi and ask him to post a Gif instead. In case you are unfamilar with this process, a gif is short video clip captioned with an ironic phrase. It has revolutionized internet humor. Now the least unfunny person in the world can post a gif and expect a laugh riot. You no longer need to be funny. A gif allows you to hijack someone elses creativity. In case you become confused, just remember "Keep Calm and Post a Gif"

In your absence from the site some of our members have found love. Migs is happily dating the soulmate he met on Grindr and
Barry Machine is currently courting the squirrel on Little Sparrows head.
Oh yeah. In case your wondering, sparrow is our new resident bird. She hates newbs and loves to smack ..... with her dick. In other words, she fits right in

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Jumkie said:

They do the swiping for us, thats the cool thing. One day they say something to the left, then like a swipe, they say something to the right, whatever suits them, reality and facts don't get in the way. It depends on what they're trying to rationalize, often combined with a 'swipe'.

Take for example my buddy Kesh, while I was gone there were a few 'swipes' he took at me. I guess he forgot people can lurk. But now I'm back. Like you, when you were gone he said you were a dick. Well not that exact word (which he will use as thee arguement to distance himself from his own comment), I suspect a few more 'swipes' will happen before it's all said and done.

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littlesparrows said:

I'm just here to watch season 11 episode 10 of the bachelorette.

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littlesparrows said:

I'm just here to watch season 11 episode 10 of the bachelorette.

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