Welcome back Dub.
Great to see you back. Theres been a few important changes around here that you should know about.
First of all Keshav now goes by the name of Caitlyn. Please be respectful of his transformation, he is slowly evolving.
Attempts at puns, jokes and playful insults have become frowned upon and may lead to being banned. Ask Motochick, well if you could ask her, currently she is banned for bringing up the taboo topic of Unicorns. Also if you are able to locate her, ask her if these bumps on my shaft will go away soon.
Check in with Levi Garrett. He is the head of our humor department now. Whenever you feel the urge to write something sarcastic or humorous contact Levi and ask him to post a Gif instead. In case you are unfamilar with this process, a gif is short video clip captioned with an ironic phrase. It has revolutionized internet humor. Now the least unfunny person in the world can post a gif and expect a laugh riot. You no longer need to be funny. A gif allows you to hijack someone elses creativity. In case you become confused, just remember "Keep Calm and Post a Gif"
In your absence from the site some of our members have found love. Migs is happily dating the soulmate he met on Grindr and
Barry Machine is currently courting the squirrel on Little Sparrows head.
Oh yeah. In case your wondering, sparrow is our new resident bird. She hates newbs and loves to smack ..... with her ..... In other words, she fits right in