REPORTER : So guys, lots of people been talking ...., saying you guys are a bunch of hacks, that you took into account the "status " of Rossi by not flagging him. What do u say to that?
RACE INSURRECTION : Well we definitely saw Rossi run Marc of the track deliberately, on like thousands of cameras, slow mo, super slow mo, and everything. In normal circumstances we would have flagged that mothafucker immediately! We don't give a .... who it is man. It could have been the Virgin Mary herself, we don't give a flying .... about "status".
REPORTER: Ah, we see gentlemen, zero ..... given, so wait, why didn't you flag Rossi then?
RACE INDISCRETION: Ah man dude, that's ....... Rossi bro. What the .... is wrong with you? The status of the championship hung in the balance. We made a decision solely based on SAFETY. Yrah yeah, OUR safety, are you kidding, we would have been crucified if we flagged him.
REPORTER : Ah I see, ok so what you guys do next?
RACE DORNAECTION: Well simple, we asked Marc and Vale to tell us their version of what happened. Marc was all in tears and ...., Rossi was like, you ".......o" (no seriously, look it up, it's on video ). So Marc tells us he was running his own race, minding his on business, bla bla bla. Obviously he was lying. Plus he was crying. Rossi on the other hand was like, yeah mothafuckers, I ran his ... off the track, and what? So we said, ok Rossi, uhm...Listen very carefully, did you "intend" to make him crash? Look into my eyes, forget that one of them just blinked, tell me son, did you intend to crash him? And Rossi was like, well what the ...., I had to run his ... off the track, that little .... was RACING me. Yes, yes Rossi, we know, but answer this question, did you I-N-T-E-N-D to C-R-A-S-H him? Look into my eyes, stop paying attention at my head shaking back and forth. Then Rossi said no, so we gave him 3 penalty points on his license. Nothing would have happened but crap, we forgot he already had 1 point.