Look Jorge, your little friend who you had a fight with has come back to play and to say sorry he wore the same outfit as you...
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I don't think so, honestly, really, you think this is Pedro's year?
Smack in the face! Internet fight?
Internet fight? Internet fight?
No charge repair that one, Marquee king hits, he doesn't hang around for the actual fight
I've declared my undying love for Jorge, and Marky Mark has NOT threatened to leave to join the Guinea Pig racing league or whined up to a rule or equipment change yet, he needs to get the bull ants removed from his testicles before he seriously ..... somebody up. He is an awesome rider, no doubt.
I guess I ..... because it wasn't until Rossi failed on the Ducati that people seriously lined up with silver spoons for Casey. It took them too long and there were too many barriers in the way, as someone said about Dovi, he wont get a factory ride by being best Ducati, he has to claw his whole ....... way (being the superflous Italian).
I am however willing to dump my name even, Andy Roo will become Andre Sanchez, I shall set fire to a donkey and then throw gravel in its eyes and ears (its a cultural thing), I may stab it and leave it to die (it's what the audience wants)
I will support a rider at least ordained for championship status by Dorna,I may even join one of the Dorna death squads and successfully apply the final "effluction" except as in all Orwellian doctrine, this will be a cynical opposite. I will ignore all of the changes such as Michelin and Bridgestone CRT, ECU's, walled garages and refuse to substantiate any of this - illusory correlations and conjecture at best. I will ignore the aberrant championships, such as 2006, 2007 and even 2010 because Lorenzo did steal and use other "righteous" riders secrets!
I will become a Rossicaust denier and join a Dorna death squad hunting down the last remnants of those who joined the resistance, (Cliche you dope smoking Stoner loving German Hippy I am coming for you!). My complete negation (and subjugation) of self to the regime will be complete, I will be a perfect fan. I will wear yellow and cross out Stoner on my Repsol shirt (Who?) and replace it with MM.
Like Socrates I will eschew my own or any other principles and on my death I will speak only of my obligation to give complete subservience to the machine of state (of motogp racing). MMotoVR ! ! !
BRING ME MY HEMLOCK
The click of heels, shattering of teeth and twisted limbs will be just deserts for those who dared questioned the might of the portmanto empire of "Spitaly".
But somewhere on a small planet out of the reaches of the sway of the empire, too poor to plunder and to weak to watch there is a man fishing, the metaphorical links to peaceful fisherman are awesome. Too awesome to butcher this time (like a talking sheep).
And this Jedi rider, hardened by the greasy dissimulation of politics and scarred from battle lives a peaceful existence and he is there to remind us that there will soon come another, from outside the reaches of Spitaly who will defeat Lord Carmelo Palpatine and his evil Sith.
There are even those that say this mystical fisherman my return...
But until then Cliche, Stief, Geo, Jum, Nuts, BWB and you other colonials reaching in from far flung reaches to the cosmopolitan archways and cobbled streets and riders of Spitaly...
You're poor, you're stoned,
You're a slave to some unnameable half forgotten ambition
You're just another guy on the lost highway,
A ramblin man, A pirate of love,
A rider on the range...
You're...
[font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]A seventh son of a seventh son, [/font]
[font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]A love rustler, A desperado. [/font]
[font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]A ....... right royal historically entitled to be bad[/font]
You just don't belong
Andre Sanchez
Loyal servant
DORNA youth leader
C.U.N.T, QC, FC, SC