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Valencia Test

Don't you hate that? If you like Rossi fine, just say it....don't try and preach his talent to the world.



.... me I swear we are close to seeing a new religion called " BOPPER-ism"
Way behind the wave Bs...
 
Anyway, I don't see what your problem is. Marquez is going to wrap Rossi's ... in yellow packaging paper, tie a pretty bow in it and hand it to him on a silver platter. And no amount of race fixing will prevent that.



Counting the minutes. How long before MM becomes the focus of Bopper-Rage and unfounded slander.
 
That is true, it will be amusing to watch Mrquez and Rossi drive eachother to the gravel traps....I wonder if one of those block passes Rossi likes so much would work on crazy ... Marquez.....



So this year will be Lorenzo and Pedrosa fighting for championship and Rossi and Marquez fighting for lethal weapon status.



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It's funny i will prbably enjoy MotoGP (and powerslide for that matter) now that Stoner is gone.
 
I prefer "fuckatron" and "fucketer".
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Is that a play on Musketeer? or Do you mean ....-eater? At my age it's not always easy to keep up

with the kid-slang?
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I liked your first answer, it was funny.



Meh, Valentino should retire on a factory M1. He probably should have done it in 2010 though. Oh well, the racing will probably more interesting as a result. There are worse things. Plus a lot of you will be able to hammer him for not winning another WC for another couple of seasons. Possibly not even a race.



I don't know why, but this cracked me up:



Nicky has now become a professional personal TESTER. His results are of no consequence. While Nicky remains Dovi's teammate, his career as a contender is over. Of this there is NO DOUBT; les anybody forget exactly why Andrea has abandoned Yamaha and moved to Ducati, because of the audacity of the Japanese maker to give their riders equal treatment--something unacceptable and unconscionable in the mind of Dovi. 'Nicky Hayden has become a PAWN in the life of Andrea Dovizioso.'--Jumkie circa 2010



I believe the word he used was prawn.
 
No tears. I'm a fan. He needs to pull his head in at times on the track but at least he doesn't whine in every interview.



True. He is def no VR.
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Perfect... just like Hulk Hogan, from god to villain!!!



The lovable villain.





I was actually thinking this in light of Krops prediction that MM will clean up VR. The tide may shift for MM, the new darling and VR the new 'lovable' villain. All cast types of course.
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Look Jorge, your little friend who you had a fight with has come back to play and to say sorry he wore the same outfit as you...
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I don't think so, honestly, really, you think this is Pedro's year?











Smack in the face! Internet fight? Internet fight? Internet fight?









No charge repair that one, Marquee king hits, he doesn't hang around for the actual fight









I've declared my undying love for Jorge, and Marky Mark has NOT threatened to leave to join the Guinea Pig racing league or whined up to a rule or equipment change yet, he needs to get the bull ants removed from his testicles before he seriously ..... somebody up. He is an awesome rider, no doubt.



I guess I ..... because it wasn't until Rossi failed on the Ducati that people seriously lined up with silver spoons for Casey. It took them too long and there were too many barriers in the way, as someone said about Dovi, he wont get a factory ride by being best Ducati, he has to claw his whole ....... way (being the superflous Italian).



I am however willing to dump my name even, Andy Roo will become Andre Sanchez, I shall set fire to a donkey and then throw gravel in its eyes and ears (its a cultural thing), I may stab it and leave it to die (it's what the audience wants)



I will support a rider at least ordained for championship status by Dorna,I may even join one of the Dorna death squads and successfully apply the final "effluction" except as in all Orwellian doctrine, this will be a cynical opposite. I will ignore all of the changes such as Michelin and Bridgestone CRT, ECU's, walled garages and refuse to substantiate any of this - illusory correlations and conjecture at best. I will ignore the aberrant championships, such as 2006, 2007 and even 2010 because Lorenzo did steal and use other "righteous" riders secrets!



I will become a Rossicaust denier and join a Dorna death squad hunting down the last remnants of those who joined the resistance, (Cliche you dope smoking Stoner loving German Hippy I am coming for you!). My complete negation (and subjugation) of self to the regime will be complete, I will be a perfect fan. I will wear yellow and cross out Stoner on my Repsol shirt (Who?) and replace it with MM.



Like Socrates I will eschew my own or any other principles and on my death I will speak only of my obligation to give complete subservience to the machine of state (of motogp racing). MMotoVR ! ! !



BRING ME MY HEMLOCK



The click of heels, shattering of teeth and twisted limbs will be just deserts for those who dared questioned the might of the portmanto empire of "Spitaly".



But somewhere on a small planet out of the reaches of the sway of the empire, too poor to plunder and to weak to watch there is a man fishing, the metaphorical links to peaceful fisherman are awesome. Too awesome to butcher this time (like a talking sheep).



And this Jedi rider, hardened by the greasy dissimulation of politics and scarred from battle lives a peaceful existence and he is there to remind us that there will soon come another, from outside the reaches of Spitaly who will defeat Lord Carmelo Palpatine and his evil Sith.



There are even those that say this mystical fisherman my return...













But until then Cliche, Stief, Geo, Jum, Nuts, BWB and you other colonials reaching in from far flung reaches to the cosmopolitan archways and cobbled streets and riders of Spitaly...



You're poor, you're stoned,

You're a slave to some unnameable half forgotten ambition

You're just another guy on the lost highway,

A ramblin man, A pirate of love,

A rider on the range...



You're...



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You just don't belong







Andre Sanchez

Loyal servant

DORNA youth leader

C.U.N.T, QC, FC, SC



If there's anyone out there in the ward reading over Andy's shoulder, please advise the night nurse to put a tad less less bath salts in the Demerol drip.
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True. He is def no VR.
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I was actually thinking this in light of Krops prediction that MM will clean up VR. The tide may shift for MM, the new darling and VR the new 'lovable' villain. All cast types of course.
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Will central casting contractually obligate Rossi to become the new Biaggi? That would be a nice touch.

Marquez as the new Rossi kicking .... Given the state of their economy the Spanish need something

to cheer about.
 
They're actually not that bad if you have a beer with'em. At least Jum anyway



And personally I'd love to see Vale...nevermind. Rather not say it



Hahahaha. It really is a shame that tone cannot be carried here on a forum. Sure, there are genuinely angry people, but really, when it comes down to it, the way I see it, I often imagine us all sitting in a bar somewhere watching MotoGP, all us with the same passionate interest. We just root for diff people (I root for Hayden, the rest of you root for trash). You being a Gator fan can imagine what its like to sit in the stands or at a bar viewing with a rival school, its all good fun, right? Its really no different here on PS, well, at least its like that in my mind (believe me, when I first joined, I was angry, until I met a few rival fans in person). Incidentally, I recently went to a bar to watch an English premiere league game, now that is diff, those fuckers genuinely wanted to kill eachother.
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I've already had to delete comments on my website bitching about Dovizioso, and how you can't compare the times between Rossi and Dovi, and bla bla bla bla bla.
You deleted post that suggested times set on different days can't be compered?



Now I know why I only read your updates & don't go no further down!
 
Who is more influenced by "group think"? Someone sitting at home watching the race, practices etc and forming an opinion, or



Someone who receives all the press releases, sits around with all the other journos and is knee deep in narrative that MotoGP tries to create?



Being more privy to info in my opinion makes you more susceptible to falling for the manipulation.



This.
 
Ok, lets change up the discussion a bit, doesn't anybody want to talk about Bradley Smith being 2.2+ secs off the pace? Kropo spinned it saying that this was normal given Cal's debut. Hahaha.
 
.... on this test, the results show about nothing besides that testing is largely futile in sub-par conditions.
 
Look, the fact that I built a reactor, devised a method to .... up Project Mercury yet forgot to place rubber pads on my mechanical hands leading to an ironic and painful demise, combined with a lack of my morning coffee ciggy has made me grumpy.



Can't you go stroke a ..... or something???



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