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Valencia Test

Ok, I see why for JLo; nobody like a guy who challenges VR. Marc, of course, people have this misconception that he is favored by the league. But what gives with Dovi?



He's riding Valentino's bike. Every time he's faster (or slower) expect a barrage of abuse.
 
Who is more influenced by "group think"? Someone sitting at home watching the race, practices etc and forming an opinion, or



Someone who receives all the press releases, sits around with all the other journos and is knee deep in narrative that MotoGP tries to create?



Being more privy to info in my opinion makes you more susceptible to falling for the manipulation.
 
He's riding Valentino's bike. Every time he's faster (or slower) expect a barrage of abuse.



Ah, yes, of course. All roads lead to VR. I know all about this. Not sure why he would be abused for performing less than VR, Dovi is not the Goat--VR is. Well, let me begin by dispelling any mystery regarding his performance and make a not-so-hard prediction of my own: He will be better than VR did on the Duc. Because unlike VR, Dovi has to earn his seats by staying hungry, focused, and pushing a bike built for a set of rules not favored for their designs, and of course, not having to ride a bike designed around another guy. Under normal circumstances, the Duc might be good for a string of 4ths, as it was in 2010. However, given the propensity of the league to favor VR and the heir in Marc, I fully expect 1-6 to be Jap bike territory (trickle down affect for the satellites). Anyway, when he does real good, he will be demoted to a satellite bike.
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Just one prediction. There is going to be a lot of hate for Lorenzo and Marquez next year, and a lot of bitching about Dovizioso.



Ha! I've got a better one. There is going to be a lot of bitching and hate for VR next year.



If he does well, it's because he was gifted an M1 he didn't deserve.

If he craps the bed, he's over the hill and on an M1 he didn't deserve.
 
VR next year.



If he does well, it's because he was gifted an M1 he didn't deserve.

If he craps the bed, he's over the hill and on an M1 he didn't deserve.



Bottom line, hes on a factory seat he didn't deserve. I mean, if we are basing seats on merit of results. Is not this what everybody alway looks to at face value? Even the experts?
 
It will be interesting to see how much will really trickle down to the sat bikes. At the beginning of 2012 there was consensus about the fact that the sat bikes are as close to the factory bikes as possible, as it was the early phase of the new 1000cc formula. According to this, the sat bikes would be further behind in 2013 than in 2013. For the conspiracists: Given that 'the heir' and 'the goat' are on factory bikes, there is a good reason to keep the gap to the sat bikes, or even widen it, silver spoon wise.
 
Bottom line, hes on a factory seat he didn't deserve. I mean, if we are basing seats on merit of results. Is not this what everybody alway looks to at face value? Even the experts?



I liked your first answer, it was funny.



Meh, Valentino should retire on a factory M1. He probably should have done it in 2010 though. Oh well, the racing will probably more interesting as a result. There are worse things. Plus a lot of you will be able to hammer him for not winning another WC for another couple of seasons. Possibly not even a race.



I don't know why, but this cracked me up:



Nicky has now become a professional personal TESTER. His results are of no consequence. While Nicky remains Dovi's teammate, his career as a contender is over. Of this there is NO DOUBT; les anybody forget exactly why Andrea has abandoned Yamaha and moved to Ducati, because of the audacity of the Japanese maker to give their riders equal treatment--something unacceptable and unconscionable in the mind of Dovi. 'Nicky Hayden has become a PAWN in the life of Andrea Dovizioso.'--Jumkie circa 2010
 
The factories would rather leave than level the playing field.



I think this is true given a specific set of circumstances. If 'leveling the playing field' is code for restricting technology, then the MSMA are almost certainly against it. If leveling the playing field meant loosening technology and creating more incentives for fuel efficiency, I wonder if they would feel the same way.
 
Uh, Lorenzo has the same colors. Didn't you get the memo? Jeeze, man. Some people are just ridiculous!



Look Jorge, your little friend who you had a fight with has come back to play and to say sorry he wore the same outfit as you...
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Haha. Your prob right. But I think they're hyping Marquez too much right now. I think Pedrosa is gonna be tough to beat next year.



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I don't think so, honestly, really, you think this is Pedro's year?





"about right ossi 6th miles of the pace beaten by CRP"



Tongue in cheek.



""And he's being beaten by a.....DUCATI



Hahaha!!!""



Not so much. Listen, I get why people don't like Rossi, but some people are just rude. It's not just with that comment, it's regarding society in general. I come from the old school where if you are rude to someone, you are going to hear about it or worse. If you said the wrong thing to the wrong person, you get smack in the face. Unfortunately, the internet has taken that away.



And the guy about the colors. There are pics of Lorenzo's test colors. Guess what? Black and grey!





Smack in the face! Internet fight? Internet fight? Internet fight?





Will that be by taking him out in a practice session & pouncing on him in a punting him into a gravel trap? In Jerez by any chance?



No charge repair that one, Marquee king hits, he doesn't hang around for the actual fight





Just one prediction. There is going to be a lot of hate for Lorenzo and Marquez next year, and a lot of bitching about Dovizioso.



I've declared my undying love for Jorge, and Marky Mark has NOT threatened to leave to join the Guinea Pig racing league or whined up to a rule or equipment change yet, he needs to get the bull ants removed from his testicles before he seriously ..... somebody up. He is an awesome rider, no doubt.



I guess I ..... because it wasn't until Rossi failed on the Ducati that people seriously lined up with silver spoons for Casey. It took them too long and there were too many barriers in the way, as someone said about Dovi, he wont get a factory ride by being best Ducati, he has to claw his whole ....... way (being the superflous Italian).



I am however willing to dump my name even, Andy Roo will become Andre Sanchez, I shall set fire to a donkey and then throw gravel in its eyes and ears (its a cultural thing), I may stab it and leave it to die (it's what the audience wants)



I will support a rider at least ordained for championship status by Dorna,I may even join one of the Dorna death squads and successfully apply the final "effluction" except as in all Orwellian doctrine, this will be a cynical opposite. I will ignore all of the changes such as Michelin and Bridgestone CRT, ECU's, walled garages and refuse to substantiate any of this - illusory correlations and conjecture at best. I will ignore the aberrant championships, such as 2006, 2007 and even 2010 because Lorenzo did steal and use other "righteous" riders secrets!



I will become a Rossicaust denier and join a Dorna death squad hunting down the last remnants of those who joined the resistance, (Cliche you dope smoking Stoner loving German Hippy I am coming for you!). My complete negation (and subjugation) of self to the regime will be complete, I will be a perfect fan. I will wear yellow and cross out Stoner on my Repsol shirt (Who?) and replace it with MM.



Like Socrates I will eschew my own or any other principles and on my death I will speak only of my obligation to give complete subservience to the machine of state (of motogp racing). MMotoVR ! ! !



BRING ME MY HEMLOCK



The click of heels, shattering of teeth and twisted limbs will be just deserts for those who dared questioned the might of the portmanto empire of "Spitaly".



But somewhere on a small planet out of the reaches of the sway of the empire, too poor to plunder and to weak to watch there is a man fishing, the metaphorical links to peaceful fisherman are awesome. Too awesome to butcher this time (like a talking sheep).



And this Jedi rider, hardened by the greasy dissimulation of politics and scarred from battle lives a peaceful existence and he is there to remind us that there will soon come another, from outside the reaches of Spitaly who will defeat Lord Carmelo Palpatine and his evil Sith.



There are even those that say this mystical fisherman my return...













But until then Cliche, Stief, Geo, Jum, Nuts, BWB and you other colonials reaching in from far flung reaches to the cosmopolitan archways and cobbled streets and riders of Spitaly...



You're poor, you're stoned,

You're a slave to some unnameable half forgotten ambition

You're just another guy on the lost highway,

A ramblin man, A pirate of love,

A rider on the range...



You're...



[font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]A seventh son of a seventh son, [/font]

[font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]A love rustler, A desperado. [/font]

[font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]A ....... right royal historically entitled to be bad[/font]











You just don't belong







Andre Sanchez

Loyal servant

DORNA youth leader

C.U.N.T, QC, FC, SC
 
You fuckers are all insane. Genuinely insane. Whatever there is in the water round your parts, you need to stop drinking it, stat. You all sit around here and churn out your groupthink, all egging each other to go ever further in your insanity. I just hope nobody starts passing out any koolaid, claiming it will help you "see through the truth of the situation", or it's Jonestown all over again. Sorry, Jumtown.



"Marc Marquez is the fastest motorcycle racer on the planet." Cal Crutchlow.



I think he's exaggerating, but he's special. How long did it take Rea to get within a second of Pedrosa? Over a hundred laps. How long did it take Marquez? 28 laps. The guy has a silver spoon in his mouth, because every time one falls out, there's a line of people back to Timbuktu with a new one to insert. If you think Marquez was only fast because of his bike, go check Johann Zarco's times from the Moto2 test. He has Marquez' Suter now.



Anyway, I don't see what your problem is. Marquez is going to wrap Rossi's ... in yellow packaging paper, tie a pretty bow in it and hand it to him on a silver platter. And no amount of race fixing will prevent that.



They're actually not that bad if you have a beer with'em. At least Jum anyway



And personally I'd love to see Vale...nevermind. Rather not say it
 
Ha! I've got a better one. There is going to be a lot of bitching and hate for VR next year.



If he does well, it's because he was gifted an M1 he didn't deserve.

If he craps the bed, he's over the hill and on an M1 he didn't deserve.



Whether he deserves it or not, he needs to be on that bike for the series to stay exciting. Do you honestly want to watch Ben Spies or Dovisioso fight for 3rd place for another year? Give the seat to somebody who has used the M1 and delivered race WINS. I do believe, however, the Ducati was capable of winning races, I mean, it definitely had the speed, the problem was Rossi wasn't really pushing as hard as he can because the bike had no feeling in the front end. Only person to ride around that problem consistently was Stoner.
 
Whether he deserves it or not, he needs to be on that bike for the series to stay exciting. Do you honestly want to watch Ben Spies or Dovisioso fight for 3rd place for another year? Give the seat to somebody who has used the M1 and delivered race WINS. I do believe, however, the Ducati was capable of winning races, I mean, it definitely had the speed, the problem was Rossi wasn't really pushing as hard as he can because the bike had no feeling in the front end. Only person to ride around that problem consistently was Stoner.



For the record I do think he deserves the bike. He may have been given better opportunities than most, but he made the most of them and has had an impressive career. Motogp will be far better off with Vale on the M1. The series needs a villain...
 
Look Jorge, your little friend who you had a fight with has come back to play and to say sorry he wore the same outfit as you...
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I don't think so, honestly, really, you think this is Pedro's year?











Smack in the face! Internet fight? Internet fight? Internet fight?









No charge repair that one, Marquee king hits, he doesn't hang around for the actual fight









I've declared my undying love for Jorge, and Marky Mark has NOT threatened to leave to join the Guinea Pig racing league or whined up to a rule or equipment change yet, he needs to get the bull ants removed from his testicles before he seriously ..... somebody up. He is an awesome rider, no doubt.



I guess I ..... because it wasn't until Rossi failed on the Ducati that people seriously lined up with silver spoons for Casey. It took them too long and there were too many barriers in the way, as someone said about Dovi, he wont get a factory ride by being best Ducati, he has to claw his whole ....... way (being the superflous Italian).



I am however willing to dump my name even, Andy Roo will become Andre Sanchez, I shall set fire to a donkey and then throw gravel in its eyes and ears (its a cultural thing), I may stab it and leave it to die (it's what the audience wants)



I will support a rider at least ordained for championship status by Dorna,I may even join one of the Dorna death squads and successfully apply the final "effluction" except as in all Orwellian doctrine, this will be a cynical opposite. I will ignore all of the changes such as Michelin and Bridgestone CRT, ECU's, walled garages and refuse to substantiate any of this - illusory correlations and conjecture at best. I will ignore the aberrant championships, such as 2006, 2007 and even 2010 because Lorenzo did steal and use other "righteous" riders secrets!



I will become a Rossicaust denier and join a Dorna death squad hunting down the last remnants of those who joined the resistance, (Cliche you dope smoking Stoner loving German Hippy I am coming for you!). My complete negation (and subjugation) of self to the regime will be complete, I will be a perfect fan. I will wear yellow and cross out Stoner on my Repsol shirt (Who?) and replace it with MM.



Like Socrates I will eschew my own or any other principles and on my death I will speak only of my obligation to give complete subservience to the machine of state (of motogp racing). MMotoVR ! ! !



BRING ME MY HEMLOCK



The click of heels, shattering of teeth and twisted limbs will be just deserts for those who dared questioned the might of the portmanto empire of "Spitaly".



But somewhere on a small planet out of the reaches of the sway of the empire, too poor to plunder and to weak to watch there is a man fishing, the metaphorical links to peaceful fisherman are awesome. Too awesome to butcher this time (like a talking sheep).



And this Jedi rider, hardened by the greasy dissimulation of politics and scarred from battle lives a peaceful existence and he is there to remind us that there will soon come another, from outside the reaches of Spitaly who will defeat Lord Carmelo Palpatine and his evil Sith.



There are even those that say this mystical fisherman my return...













But until then Cliche, Stief, Geo, Jum, Nuts, BWB and you other colonials reaching in from far flung reaches to the cosmopolitan archways and cobbled streets and riders of Spitaly...



You're poor, you're stoned,

You're a slave to some unnameable half forgotten ambition

You're just another guy on the lost highway,

A ramblin man, A pirate of love,

A rider on the range...



You're...



[font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]A seventh son of a seventh son, [/font]

[font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]A love rustler, A desperado. [/font]

[font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]A ....... right royal historically entitled to be bad[/font]











You just don't belong







Andre Sanchez

Loyal servant

DORNA youth leader

C.U.N.T, QC, FC, SC
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Ah, yes, of course. All roads lead to VR. I know all about this. Not sure why he would be abused for performing less than VR, Dovi is not the Goat--VR is.
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I've already had to delete comments on my website bitching about Dovizioso, and how you can't compare the times between Rossi and Dovi, and bla bla bla bla bla.
 
I've already had to delete comments on my website bitching about Dovizioso, and how you can't compare the times between Rossi and Dovi, and bla bla bla bla bla.



Don't you hate that? If you like Rossi fine, just say it....don't try and preach his talent to the world.



.... me I swear we are close to seeing a new religion called "Rossi-ism"
 
Look Jorge, your little friend who you had a fight with has come back to play and to say sorry he wore the same outfit as you...
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I don't think so, honestly, really, you think this is Pedro's year?











Smack in the face! Internet fight? Internet fight? Internet fight?









No charge repair that one, Marquee king hits, he doesn't hang around for the actual fight









I've declared my undying love for Jorge, and Marky Mark has NOT threatened to leave to join the Guinea Pig racing league or whined up to a rule or equipment change yet, he needs to get the bull ants removed from his testicles before he seriously ..... somebody up. He is an awesome rider, no doubt.



I guess I ..... because it wasn't until Rossi failed on the Ducati that people seriously lined up with silver spoons for Casey. It took them too long and there were too many barriers in the way, as someone said about Dovi, he wont get a factory ride by being best Ducati, he has to claw his whole ....... way (being the superflous Italian).



I am however willing to dump my name even, Andy Roo will become Andre Sanchez, I shall set fire to a donkey and then throw gravel in its eyes and ears (its a cultural thing), I may stab it and leave it to die (it's what the audience wants)



I will support a rider at least ordained for championship status by Dorna,I may even join one of the Dorna death squads and successfully apply the final "effluction" except as in all Orwellian doctrine, this will be a cynical opposite. I will ignore all of the changes such as Michelin and Bridgestone CRT, ECU's, walled garages and refuse to substantiate any of this - illusory correlations and conjecture at best. I will ignore the aberrant championships, such as 2006, 2007 and even 2010 because Lorenzo did steal and use other "righteous" riders secrets!



I will become a Rossicaust denier and join a Dorna death squad hunting down the last remnants of those who joined the resistance, (Cliche you dope smoking Stoner loving German Hippy I am coming for you!). My complete negation (and subjugation) of self to the regime will be complete, I will be a perfect fan. I will wear yellow and cross out Stoner on my Repsol shirt (Who?) and replace it with MM.



Like Socrates I will eschew my own or any other principles and on my death I will speak only of my obligation to give complete subservience to the machine of state (of motogp racing). MMotoVR ! ! !



BRING ME MY HEMLOCK



The click of heels, shattering of teeth and twisted limbs will be just deserts for those who dared questioned the might of the portmanto empire of "Spitaly".



But somewhere on a small planet out of the reaches of the sway of the empire, too poor to plunder and to weak to watch there is a man fishing, the metaphorical links to peaceful fisherman are awesome. Too awesome to butcher this time (like a talking sheep).



And this Jedi rider, hardened by the greasy dissimulation of politics and scarred from battle lives a peaceful existence and he is there to remind us that there will soon come another, from outside the reaches of Spitaly who will defeat Lord Carmelo Palpatine and his evil Sith.



There are even those that say this mystical fisherman my return...













But until then Cliche, Stief, Geo, Jum, Nuts, BWB and you other colonials reaching in from far flung reaches to the cosmopolitan archways and cobbled streets and riders of Spitaly...



You're poor, you're stoned,

You're a slave to some unnameable half forgotten ambition

You're just another guy on the lost highway,

A ramblin man, A pirate of love,

A rider on the range...



You're...



[font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]A seventh son of a seventh son, [/font]

[font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]A love rustler, A desperado. [/font]

[font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]A ....... right royal historically entitled to be bad[/font]











You just don't belong







Andre Sanchez

Loyal servant

DORNA youth leader

C.U.N.T, QC, FC, SC



Do you have a talking sheep?
 

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