Lorenzo: 3rd Championship Congratulations Thread!

[Gaz]

Get whatsapp gaz join the party. Wait, who am I kidding no way you have a smart phone. Gaz what kind of celly do you have?

Mate, you have NFI how close you are ............. I am not a member of teh smartphone fraternity at all .......... hate the ....

I have an old Nokia that has survived water, numerous crashes and being thrown around the backyard ............ and still works lol

 

[MdubSTYLIE]

Mate, you have NFI how close you are ............. I am not a member of teh smartphone fraternity at all .......... hate the ....

I have an old Nokia that has survived water, numerous crashes and being thrown around the backyard ............ and still works lol

Don't ever do it. Gaz it will change you forever. It's like I've swallowed the red pill, I joined the ....... matrix. I can learn anything. Go anywhere. Watch anything. For all you know I could be typing this from my phone while taking a ..... .... typing I voiced wrote this.

Heres what I did just yesterday. I caught an uber from my layer to the airport. On my way I kayaked a plane ticket. While on that plane I watched karting racing videos on youtube the whole time. Took a break to craigslist a kart. Got of the plan whatsapped #22 to meet me at the track and proceeded to ....... cleaned his clock and made him my kart racing ...... He looked like princess toadstool. And I checked fb a time or two. And insta.

 

[jmmk]

Watching a couple cheaters celebrate makes your day? Good morals you've got there.

Jarvis added that he had no reason to doubt Marquez and Pedrosa's accounts of why they were unable to attack Lorenzo for the lead, with the Honda pair claiming they pushed to their maximum throughout the 30-lap contest at the Ricardo Tormo circuit on Sunday.

“I listened to the explanations of Marc and Dani and Jorge and I have to take their explanations at face value,” he said.

“I have no personal judgement, I watched the race, I came here, so I haven't had time to look, or analyse or think about it; I listened to what they said and I have no reason to go against that.”


Right out of Lin Jarvis's own mouth

 

[Gaz]

Don't ever do it. Gaz it will change you forever. It's like I've swallowed the red pill, I joined the ....... matrix. I can learn anything. Go anywhere. Watch anything. For all you know I could be typing this from my phone while taking a ..... .... typing I voiced wrote this.

Heres what I did just yesterday. I caught an uber from my layer to the airport. On my way I kayaked a plane ticket. While on that plane I watched karting racing videos on youtube the whole time. Took a break to craigslist a kart. Got of the plan whatsapped #22 to meet me at the track and proceeded to ....... cleaned his clock and made him my kart racing ...... He looked like princess toadstool. And I checked fb a time or two. And insta.

Mate, I have no intention of getting a smartphone .......... seen what it does to others lol


And while you were doing all that I was probably scratching me nuts, drinking something or other and fondling the wife's ....s .......... I aint about to give that up for no phone

 

[#22]

Go to bed ...... or I'll text you a picture of my ....

I dare you, I ...... dare you! Then I'll text you a picture of my ........

Can you text it before please, that way I have a reason to ....

Oh you guys are killing me, I'm crying with laughter here!

Please don't! We've already come close this last week to having the internet shut down. This would be the final straw.

Easy now Walter, we don't know you that well....

Stay out of this little walter! I like the name. Want to bet whether or not gaz has a flip phone or an iphone?

Dude, get it right, he has a SLIDE phone...he loves it with lube.

Don't ever do it. Gaz it will change you forever. It's like I've swallowed the red pill, I joined the ....... matrix. I can learn anything. Go anywhere. Watch anything. For all you know I could be typing this from my phone while taking a ..... .... typing I voiced wrote this.

Heres what I did just yesterday. I caught an uber from my layer to the airport. On my way I kayaked a plane ticket. While on that plane I watched karting racing videos on youtube the whole time. Took a break to craigslist a kart. Got of the plan whatsapped #22 to meet me at the track and proceeded to ....... cleaned his clock and made him my kart racing ...... He looked like princess toadstool. And I checked fb a time or two. And insta.

I had to google that, I like it

I can vouch for it, he passed me around the outside while posting on here. The guy's a machine!

 

[cygnus88]

Hey Guy's Look What I've found

 

[cygnus88]

This Year 2015 Motogp Championship is surely For a joke.. What A puny

 

[#22]

Oh .... off...

You Rossi fans who can't accept reality are the joke.

 

[michaelm]

This Year 2015 Motogp Championship is surely For a joke.. What A puny

Have some respect for a now "5 times world champion" who is rather more likely to get to 6 or 7 than your boy is to get to 10.

 

[Mr Squiggle]

Have some respect for a now "5 times world champion" who is rather more likely to get to 6 or 7 than your boy is to get to 10.

Going to have to start calling you Mr Sardonic...

 

[GraciasMarquez]

Watching a couple cheaters celebrate makes your day? Good morals you've got there.

LOL. I just saw the race again in which Rossi beated Gibernau by riding him off track. Rossi celebrated it like a ........ Like it was his best and most honest victory ever. You didn't have the same complaint, back then, right ? Typically Rossi fan. 2 standards and morals.

 

[GraciasMarquez]

Wow, amazing. So there is 1 Rossi fan intelligent enough to modify the wiki page. Who would have thought that ? Thans for sharing the needle in the haysack.

 

[MdubSTYLIE]

I dare you, I ...... dare you! Then I'll text you a picture of my ........



Oh you guys are killing me, I'm crying with laughter here!



Easy now Walter, we don't know you that well....



Dude, get it right, he has a SLIDE phone...he loves it with lube.



I had to google that, I like it

I can vouch for it, he passed me around the outside while posting on here. The guy's a machine!

I was trying to get a selfie of you attempting to run me wide and kicking me off track. Not cool bro bro.

 

[#22]

I told you, I had a leg cramp!

 

[MdubSTYLIE]

I told you, I had a leg cramp!

yea and that donkey punch I gave you later was just an arm cramp.

 

[Jumkie]

Lorenzo is perhaps making a bid for a 4th MotoGP title, rumors that he has dropped HJC helmets.

Julian Ryder
I see helmet company HJC has split with Jorge Lorenzo. Unconfirmed rumours say he will sign with Shark...

Any truth to this Shovelhead?

 

[shovelhead]

Lorenzo is perhaps making a bid for a 4th MotoGP title, rumors that he has dropped HJC helmets.



Any truth to this Shovelhead?

Lorenzo is under contract, a very lucrative 700,000 euros per year contract with HJC until Dec 31 2015 that prohibits him from any negotiations with other helmet companies.
So unless he wants to pay a penalty, Lorenzo will wait until January 1 2016 before making an official move.

 

[steeeeeve]

Lorenzo is a LEGEND. If you don't believe me just ask HIM. He'll tell ya.

"It can not be avoided, that there will be stages in a marriage, in which there are disagreements," admits the five-time world champion. "But I have never made my goals and my dreams a secret. I want to finish my career with Yamaha and then as long as possible to act as an ambassador for this brand. With this third MotoGP world title I became a Yamaha legend - like Agostini, Roberts, Lawson and Rainey. That was my intention. I do not know if we do not win a fourth MotoGP title. But to my will on my determination and my ambition will not be lacking. I will do everything to realize this next target. "
JL- Speedweek.
also. his mom thinks he's coooool.

 

[shovelhead]

Lorenzo is a LEGEND. If you don't believe me just ask HIM. He'll tell ya.

"It can not be avoided, that there will be stages in a marriage, in which there are disagreements," admits the five-time world champion. "But I have never made my goals and my dreams a secret. I want to finish my career with Yamaha and then as long as possible to act as an ambassador for this brand. With this third MotoGP world title I became a Yamaha legend - like Agostini, Roberts, Lawson and Rainey. That was my intention. I do not know if we do not win a fourth MotoGP title. But to my will on my determination and my ambition will not be lacking. I will do everything to realize this next target. "
JL- Speedweek.
also. his mom thinks he's coooool.

Lorenzo is the most accessible motogp rider in the paddock.
He values his fans.
He was the only rider to stay and mingle with the crowd after the FIM awards.

 

[steeeeeve]

Lorenzo is the most accessible motogp rider in the paddock.
He values his fans.
He was the only rider to stay and mingle with the crowd after the FIM awards.

huh. the only one? did ALL the other riders have a bad taste in their mouths?
I mean. for him to be the ONLY one. something must not have set right with them.