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Cal Cuntslow

He did, Germany after breaking his collarbone for the second race in succession.
 
Ah I see, so you're just going to rationalize what "domination " means based on what u believe. You know Mick, i really appreciate your response, from now on I will refer to Nicky's title as a 'dominate' performance, because 'I believe' (this is the standard right) his rivals had the tools to crush him considering Hayden rode the EVO bike without SNSs. And considering Marc & Nicky both won by 5 points, this really makes sense. Thanx buddy, you know I'm always looking to big-up my boy. No further action needed on this point.
Not an unreasonable position to take and if anyone could back it up it would be you!

dominate: verb dom·i·nate \ˈdä-mə-ˌnāt\
1: to have control of or power over (someone or something)
2: to be the most important part of (something)
3: to be much more powerful or successful than others in a game, competition, etc.

I would contend that MM fulfilled the first two parts of the definition without question. I would also contend that he fulfilled the third as well, but that would be a belief... the thing that drives ALL of our debates and conversations since none of us know for sure. Are you of the belief that you have actually 'proven' ANY of your theories? You have not. You have provided your beliefs and strong logical arguments but no proof.
 
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It's his up date on the traditional unit of measurement; an RCH.
The standard such measurement in Australia is an Ettingshausenth, named after a rubgy league football player whose appendage was inadvertently captured on camera whilst he was showering in the post-match coverage of a football game.

I believe he sued, over the telecasting/publication of the images rather than his subsequent appropriation as a unit of measurement.
 
Not an unreasonable position to take and if anyone could back it up it would be you!

dominate: verb dom·i·nate \ˈdä-mə-ˌnāt\
1: to have control of or power over (someone or something)
2: to be the most important part of (something)
3: to be much more powerful or successful than others in a game, competition, etc.

I would contend that MM fulfilled the first two parts of the definition without question. I would also contend that he fulfilled the third as well, but that would be a belief... the thing that drives ALL of our debates and conversations since none of us know for sure. Are you of the belief that you have actually 'proven' ANY of your theories? You have not. You have provided your beliefs and strong logical arguments but no proof.
He dominated in 2014 by any standard.

I would call his 2013 win impressive, particularly as a rookie, rather than dominant. His eventual margin was what he gained by forcing Lorenzo off the track at Jerez. However, it would imo also have been ridiculous if he had lost the championship as a consequence of the monumental organisational SNAFU that was PI 2013.
 
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From Crash.net

Cal Crutchlow is looking ahead to the next round of the MotoGP World Championship at Assen with 'high hopes' as he aims to put a run of poor results behind him.

The CWM Honda rider was taken out on the opening lap at Catalunya by Aleix Espargaro and Crutchlow was denied the chance to gain some track time at the post-race test the following day after a bout of food poisoning and heavy rain restricted his time on the RC213V to a handful of laps.

Crutchlow, though, remains confident he has the best pace of the satellite riders and is now aiming to make amends at the Dutch TT on June 27.

“We had some things to test, not new parts, but some settings we wanted to try. I didn't feel well either after picking up food poisoning, so in the end I only really completed four full laps,” Crutchlow said.

“We need to keep working hard because we come off the back of a bad run of results, two of which haven't been our fault. Our pace is the best of the satellite bikes without a shadow of a doubt, and we're also close to the factory Honda guys so we can go to Assen with high hopes.

“We're really disappointed with the weather situation, we knew there was a possibility of some rain, but it was like you needed Noah's Ark out there.”

Food poisoning does suck.

But I do think Cal is readying the widest array of excuses for Assen.

He has the bike excuse ready if Marquez crashes out again.

If he doesn't, he can fall back on the ill-health excuse.

If he finishes the race, but not high, well, he'll blame the RCV.
 
Well, in Cuntmakazi ' s defense, he is riding a god awful machine.

When describing poor Marc's plight with the RCV's now horrible braking capabilities, which he surmised was a key advantage now taken away, Kropo painted a picture of the situation: "Take away that advantage and he feels shackled, fighting with one hand behind his back."


Edit to add: I know I can get colorful with my language, but that is an actual quote! Seriously, you would think the Brembo brakes are Chinese knockoffs. Btw, I should add, I don't think Marc should be out there riding around with one hand and all. But then again, if Buttflow can ride around with a cuntcussed brain, sprung ankle, and poor visibility (by his own admission) then I guess its ok if Marquez races with one arm "shackled behind his back". I think Birdman may be on to something, Kropo might be taking the piss (as they say).
 
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Well, in Cuntmakazi ' s defense, he is riding a god awful machine.

When describing poor Marc's plight with the RCV's now horrible braking capabilities, which he surmised was a key advantage now taken away, Kropo painted a picture of the situation: "Take away that advantage and he feels shackled, fighting with one hand behind his back."


Edit to add: I know I can get colorful with my language, but that is an actual quote! Seriously, you would think the Brembo brakes are Chinese knockoffs. Btw, I should add, I don't think Marc should be out there riding around with one hand and all. But then again, if Buttflow can ride around with a cuntcussed brain, sprung ankle, and poor visibility (by his own admission) then I guess its ok if Marquez races with one arm "shackled behind his back". I think Birdman may be on to something, Kropo might be taking the piss (as they say).

But you kept all your friends waiting so long....

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...to get that poxy flag signed

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Holy ....! Now I'm ....... God I hope the video I took when Cal gave me the stink eye isn't posted.

The resurrection of Powerslide is almost complete.
 
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Well, in Cuntmakazi ' s defense, he is riding a god awful machine.

When describing poor Marc's plight with the RCV's now horrible braking capabilities, which he surmised was a key advantage now taken away, Kropo painted a picture of the situation: "Take away that advantage and he feels shackled, fighting with one hand behind his back."


Edit to add: I know I can get colorful with my language, but that is an actual quote! Seriously, you would think the Brembo brakes are Chinese knockoffs. Btw, I should add, I don't think Marc should be out there riding around with one hand and all. But then again, if Buttflow can ride around with a cuntcussed brain, sprung ankle, and poor visibility (by his own admission) then I guess its ok if Marquez races with one arm "shackled behind his back". I think Birdman may be on to something, Kropo might be taking the piss (as they say).

Did you say one-hand?

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That's actually a pretty awesome picture! The kid is talented, too bad he's been cheered on by the adults in the room when he's put himself and others in danger. That picture proves he won't be as shackled as Kropo thinks: "look mom no hand", though sometimes Marquez seems to take that up a notch: "look mom, no brain."
 
Marquez is a great rider, but this season has dampened his growing legend status. He's not much better than fruity rainbow-colored helmet boy, at the moment.
 
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