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Cal Cuntslow

I have a poster of it in my garage if u recall. Not to mention the one of Melandri at PI if memory serves.

Melandri smoking the rear end. Yeah, all I remember from when I slept under the pool table is a shrine to the cruising caretaker on the wall facing East (Owensboro).
 
Hence why I said "almost ". I'd love to see Chopperman back. Wouldn't u?

Yeah, but it's just a short hop across to the other side to converse with the big man.

Where the ....'s Curve? You can't have this place without Curvey...it's like trying to watch one of those later Carry On's without Sid James or Kenneth Williams.
 
Yeah, but it's just a short hop across to the other side to converse with the big man.

Where the ....'s Curve? You can't have this place without Curvey...it's like trying to watch one of those later Carry On's without Sid James or Kenneth Williams.

I know you are a man to keep abreast of the latest gadgets in the technology world...are you back on here because you have now upgraded your pc to an Apple MacBlock and its letting you post more freely ?
 

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I know you are a man to keep abreast of the latest gadgets in the technology world...are you back on here because you have now upgraded your pc to an Apple MacBlock and its letting you post more freely ?
Almost...although I've got my eye on a favourably priced ZX81
 
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Yeah, but it's just a short hop across to the other side to converse with the big man.

Where the ....'s Curve? You can't have this place without Curvey...it's like trying to watch one of those later Carry On's without Sid James or Kenneth Williams.

We do need Chopperman. He did send me a link when he started his thing but it didn't work by the time I got round to trying it.

Great to see the return of your eloquence to the forum.
 
...., I've some catching up to do.

Seriously think about it. Every pundits, expert, fellow rider's and general spectators were convinced the GP07 rode itself, and the subsequent years Stoner was a headache for not taking that "superior " Ducati to more titles. I can't recall one pundit coming out and saying it was the Ducati's fault. Not until 5 years later when Rossi rode it. Almost over night it was suddenly the bike's fault and zero to do with Rosie (shelving the fact Stoner had just placed the exact bike on the podium at Valencia).

This is a bit of revisionist history, Jum. In 2007, yes, absolutely; the GP07 rode itself. In 2008 that remained the general consensus because Melandri was just a headcase. In 2009, though, that began to change. Lots of people chalked up Hayden's first half of the year to adjusting to a peculiar ride, but in the second half when he was still struggling to crack the top 10, there were warning signs. Then came the carbon frame and the cat was out of the bag; all in Bologna had been high the whole time -- it was Stoner who was delivering the performance.

You're right about the Rossi connection, though. Everyone assumed he'd be able to do the same, and his failure to do so was awfully telling.

Gentlemen, I think this is the classic case of the media thinking that they were going to be in the rare position of having articles write themselves for the next 15 years about the greatness of MM...only he's ....... up their agreed upon narrative of greatness...and it's far easier to blame the bike than to admit their acts of fellatio on MM are being wasted in year 3.

Jum, you're fond of the MotoWWF analogy, but part of that is made possible by the media helping to further that agenda since everyone fears losing their golden goose in the form of MM. And for a motorsport journalist, the thing they fear more than death, is finding their media credentials were denied, thus sending them out to wander in the desert for the next 40 years searching for the promised land.

No doubt there's a hype machine behind Marquez, but personality-wise, he's no Rossi and he never will be. The media types I used to run with surely are aware of that.

In fact, I would argue that Marquez's meltdown is good for business. Rossi is still Rossi, and he's leading the championship. Click, click, click.
 
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Yeah, but it's just a short hop across to the other side to converse with the big man.

Where the ....'s Curve? You can't have this place without Curvey...it's like trying to watch one of those later Carry On's without Sid James or Kenneth Williams.
Speaking of curves and twisted things, where is JohnnyKnockdown? Hey Duc, you think u could lift that throttling gadget for a bit? Austin would love to say hi to JK, except that clandestine ban is making it difficult.
 
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Speaking of curves and twisted things, where is JohnnyKnockdown? Hey Duc, you think u could lift that throttling gadget for a bit? Austin would love to say hi to JK, except that clandestine ban is making it difficult.

That would be super.

Does a manatee .... in the swamp?
 
What happened to this great other forum you all slunk off two?

"off two"??!!??

Two years is it? - and not much changes - certainly in terms of your limited and lamentable command of the English language. Anyway, I thought you communicated largely by emoticon...didn't recognise you at first.

It's still there Barry, and actually looking substantially healthier than here so you've gotta hand that to the big man - particularly since they don't actively invite new membership. I don't regularly post there, never have, although I did yesterday. Why don't you ask Kesh instead? I think he does.

Thought it'd be impolite not to drop by - particularly to find out how my favourite antipodean lap dog is faring. (Sorry, I should perhaps rephrase that). Then again, I was originally thinking in terms of 'organ grinder' and 'monkey', - steady Barry.

Anyhow my old Jilliby Joker, I couldn't resist a quick tug on your chain again, particularly given your preferences for that sort of thing.

Anyway, I genuinely hope you're keeping well.
 
Still riding the hyosung baz? It had a zillion k's on it last time you were here didnt it?
 
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Cal Crutchlow
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Good morning, I am ready for Assen. and You ???

That was on Cuntslow's Facebook page this morning.

My body is 100% ready to see what sort of ....... calamity befalls him this weekend.

I hope sparrows doesn't get wet from the picture of Cal.
 
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Top 5 finish for Calamity Crashloads. I said this earlier, I repeat again. Top 5

In fact, I'm now taking up the banner for my English brethren and im going to actively support him.

Go Cal #35 !!!!!
 
Top 5 finish for Calamity Crashloads. I said this earlier, I repeat again. Top 5

In fact, I'm now taking up the banner for my English brethren and im going to actively support him.

Go Cal #35 !!!!!

Your fickle shift in allegiance is solely because Cal has a factory Honda now and Hector doesn't. English brethren? - says a half Welshman living in Missouri.
 
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That was on Cuntslow's Facebook page this morning.

My body is 100% ready to see what sort of ....... calamity befalls him this weekend.

I hope sparrows doesn't get wet from the picture of Cal.

meh...he's cute...but not my cup of tea.

Your fickle shift in allegiance is solely because Cal has a factory Honda now and Hector doesn't. English brethren? - says a half Welshman living in Missouri.

speaking of welsh - i just learned about smokies the other day.
 
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You're 'avin a larf Arrab.

BBQ's in Wales? It doesn't stop raining long enough to have one! I remember most BBQ's in my childhood were held in our garage!
 
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