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Jumkie
So the same Dorna and Ezpeleta who are incompetent at running our beloved sport are also on par with the most conniving of the corporatocracy? Highly doubtful that this stumbling bunch of fools could plan a successful surprise party, much less mastermind the schemes you attribute to them.
Joined Aug 2008
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Thailand
la-pirata
Friend, 21,000+ posts for chops and most of them on the attack. He left on the attack and returned on the attack. I don't particularly agree with chops views on many things but it's good to have a cyber friend back. What ur just not getting, or are incapable of comprehending is that this place is like a locker room. Rookies get hazed and there's no NCAA or congress to protect them. As in a locker room the abusive hazing can either result in true team building for those with the fortitude to take it or completely .... with those who can't. Having mom come into the locker room to protect the weak is just another cause of amusement for long time team members. Just ask Spies...
Joined Oct 2012
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la-pirata
Hmm. Perhaps after you answer the List question, little sausage avatar.
Here's another very simple question: why does Emmett require your "defence"?
edit: I've been subjected to Jumkie diatribes. Take it as flattery... the more he writes the more he wants you. Badly.
Go and have a read?
Hmm. Perhaps after you answer the List question, little sausage avatar.
Here's another very simple question: why does Emmett require your "defence"?
edit: I've been subjected to Jumkie diatribes. Take it as flattery... the more he writes the more he wants you. Badly.
Joined Aug 2008
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Thailand
La P, for your perspective I'll admit, as most here know , after four plus years I left in a huff last December after a particularly vitriolic exchange that I barely remember now, vowing not to come back until racing started again. I was back in early Feb 'cause I needed my fix... like my family I both love and hate PS at times but I cannot imagine being without it.
Joined Jul 2007
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La Pirata just took his problems to the Oprah couch
Oprah: Why are you so upset?
La Pirata:If someone has a view that Jum does not like, he writes pages of insulting garb, doing his best to make a newcomer to the forum feel inadequate and ....
Oprah: Do you feel inadequate La pariah? Is that what this is all about? If you had an adequate argument to debate him with you wouldnt be so insecure.
La Pariah,: (tears welling up). sniffle, sniffle.....then when the newcomer fires back, he is then attacked by jonnyfuckwit, and any of Jums sock puppets
Oprah: now now.... be strong. Dont cry
johnnyfuckwit? ....... That guys a real loser. Nobody likes him anyway. You see you're just trying to fit in and you want everybody to like you Just make fun of Johnnyfuckwit all the time and everybody on the forum will agree with you and be your friend
La Pinga: (crying uncontrollably) waaaaaaa and now chopper, who has wasaaaaa admitted he was asked to come back, Sniffle sniffle, and then went straight on the Dorna attack,
Oprah: Well that's his opinion, Are you feeling inadequate about debating him as well or are you just going to hurl insults?
Chopper and Jumkie used to battle it out just like you are now. Jumkie ended up as the best man at Choppers wedding. None of the hostility you perceive is real
La Puta: Krops has been on saying he finds coming on here depressing now,waaaaaa, though he used to take the time to join in until Jum tried to tear him to bits,
Oprah: Power slide does not exist to cheer Krop or anyone else up. It exists to exchange opinions and information.
How it affects each persons mood or psychological state is determined by their own brain chemistry.
I suspect some of Krops malady is attributed to his inability to bask in the brillance of Joe Satriani.
Many here have had personal tragedy in their lives and have recieved overwhelming support from Powersliders in their time of need. While it appears contentious that is mostly a facade. Steifel once made the observation that the racing threads and the lounge threads show completely different sides of people
Four example look at Geonerd. On the race threads he an angry and bitter about everything and everyone, in the lounge he tells jokes that arent funny.
La Parasita: Zoot came back and confirmed the above, how fair is it sniffle sniffle..... Boo hoo..... that Jum dictates the direction of this forum.
Oprah:You seem to suffer from Jumkie Derangement syndrome.
Life dictates the direction of this Forum. Jumkie is just the loudest guy in the room. Just like in real life their are people we dont like or agree with but we learn to live with.......here have a tissue
Oprah:What is the picture in your avatar
La Putzita :Its a Chorizo.
Oprah: is the chopped chorizo a metaphor for having no .....?
Is this the genesis of your feelings of inadequacy? Do you feel neutered? Is this why you feel so confused about the behavior of men being men?
La Pastelito : No Comment
Oprah: Why are you so upset?
La Pirata:If someone has a view that Jum does not like, he writes pages of insulting garb, doing his best to make a newcomer to the forum feel inadequate and ....
Oprah: Do you feel inadequate La pariah? Is that what this is all about? If you had an adequate argument to debate him with you wouldnt be so insecure.
La Pariah,: (tears welling up). sniffle, sniffle.....then when the newcomer fires back, he is then attacked by jonnyfuckwit, and any of Jums sock puppets
Oprah: now now.... be strong. Dont cry
johnnyfuckwit? ....... That guys a real loser. Nobody likes him anyway. You see you're just trying to fit in and you want everybody to like you Just make fun of Johnnyfuckwit all the time and everybody on the forum will agree with you and be your friend
La Pinga: (crying uncontrollably) waaaaaaa and now chopper, who has wasaaaaa admitted he was asked to come back, Sniffle sniffle, and then went straight on the Dorna attack,
Oprah: Well that's his opinion, Are you feeling inadequate about debating him as well or are you just going to hurl insults?
Chopper and Jumkie used to battle it out just like you are now. Jumkie ended up as the best man at Choppers wedding. None of the hostility you perceive is real
La Puta: Krops has been on saying he finds coming on here depressing now,waaaaaa, though he used to take the time to join in until Jum tried to tear him to bits,
Oprah: Power slide does not exist to cheer Krop or anyone else up. It exists to exchange opinions and information.
How it affects each persons mood or psychological state is determined by their own brain chemistry.
I suspect some of Krops malady is attributed to his inability to bask in the brillance of Joe Satriani.
Many here have had personal tragedy in their lives and have recieved overwhelming support from Powersliders in their time of need. While it appears contentious that is mostly a facade. Steifel once made the observation that the racing threads and the lounge threads show completely different sides of people
Four example look at Geonerd. On the race threads he an angry and bitter about everything and everyone, in the lounge he tells jokes that arent funny.
La Parasita: Zoot came back and confirmed the above, how fair is it sniffle sniffle..... Boo hoo..... that Jum dictates the direction of this forum.
Oprah:You seem to suffer from Jumkie Derangement syndrome.
Life dictates the direction of this Forum. Jumkie is just the loudest guy in the room. Just like in real life their are people we dont like or agree with but we learn to live with.......here have a tissue
Oprah:What is the picture in your avatar
La Putzita :Its a Chorizo.
Oprah: is the chopped chorizo a metaphor for having no .....?
Is this the genesis of your feelings of inadequacy? Do you feel neutered? Is this why you feel so confused about the behavior of men being men?
La Pastelito : No Comment
.... me it looks like I didn't miss nowt. How the .... do some of you have time to work with the essays you write on here?
Get jobs!
Get jobs!
Joined Aug 2013
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OK I'm going to go on record here.
I'm a new member, go on, check my join date. and I ....... love Powerslide for all of it's unmoderated, un-PC charm.
OK so I haven't had any beef with Jum. mainly because I don't disagree stongly enough with his points for it to be worth the hassle, but I fully expect that whenever I do, he will undoubtably call me a ...... and write a six page essay on why I'm wrong, why I should be castrated for the good of mankind and why Nicky Hayden the greatest example of manhood ever to straddle a bike.
I will read the essay, and laugh my ... off, and more than likely write a couple of sentences calling him an ........
We will both get on with our lives, and if ever I meet him (Or anyone on here) at a MotoGP event, I would hope we'd share a couple of beers and take the piss out of each other.
I mean just look at the title of this thread. Is ANYTHING that ends in .cum ever written to be taken seriously? Most of his insults and the insults of others (I've singled Jum out for the reason that he's been named directly, but also because 98% of PS are his sockpuppets anyway) have the same tone. I don't see any malice in them. He probably just types insults while his brain is percolating his next argument.
The biggest strength in an unmoderated forum is choice. You have choices too, and I don't mean just stay or go. I mean you can choose to let insults on a message board get to you, you can get involved in a slagging match for ..... and giggles, or you can be the bigger man and ignore those posts and just join in on other conversations.
I'm a new member, go on, check my join date. and I ....... love Powerslide for all of it's unmoderated, un-PC charm.
OK so I haven't had any beef with Jum. mainly because I don't disagree stongly enough with his points for it to be worth the hassle, but I fully expect that whenever I do, he will undoubtably call me a ...... and write a six page essay on why I'm wrong, why I should be castrated for the good of mankind and why Nicky Hayden the greatest example of manhood ever to straddle a bike.
I will read the essay, and laugh my ... off, and more than likely write a couple of sentences calling him an ........
We will both get on with our lives, and if ever I meet him (Or anyone on here) at a MotoGP event, I would hope we'd share a couple of beers and take the piss out of each other.
I mean just look at the title of this thread. Is ANYTHING that ends in .cum ever written to be taken seriously? Most of his insults and the insults of others (I've singled Jum out for the reason that he's been named directly, but also because 98% of PS are his sockpuppets anyway) have the same tone. I don't see any malice in them. He probably just types insults while his brain is percolating his next argument.
The biggest strength in an unmoderated forum is choice. You have choices too, and I don't mean just stay or go. I mean you can choose to let insults on a message board get to you, you can get involved in a slagging match for ..... and giggles, or you can be the bigger man and ignore those posts and just join in on other conversations.
Joined Oct 2006
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Your Mom's House
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You got Jumkie in the brain. Man dude, you give me lots of credit. haha, Dude, I wish I owned this forum, then I could get rid of all you ..... who disagree with me (which is everybody at some point in time), hahaha. Check this out: 'I demand you leave my forum!' Are you gone yet? That tells you all you need to know about my 'power' to dictate anything on this forum.
You know I was thnking the other day how funny it is with the passing of noteworthy incidents as they occur in the sport, often people line up on either side. This happens regardless of firendships, loyalties, and similar outlooks of the world. I don't have anybody here who agrees with me one hundred percent, which goes to show you just how wrong everybody is. (that's sarcasm btw) Here is a small list off the top of my head (I thought of these because they are recurring themes I bang on about):
I like Stoner, did you know just about every single one of my friends, to a man, thinks he is a .... (few exceptions).
I think VR's titles were facilitated, most of the world thinks he they were earned straight up. (again, i'm in the minority)
I think MM's Moto2 bike was a cheater, most people disagree with me (few exceptions).
I think JRea is worthless, LeviG agrees, my other friends think hes great (dumb .......s)
I think Pedro is worthless. Did you know LeviG (the guy who call you out) owns a #26 hat to spite me. (......)
I think MM should have been penalized for Jerez, most here think it was just fair aggressive racing incident (I'm in minority)
I think most riders are a a lot more even then we give them credit, parity making us think aliens exist. (Me, minority)
I think the CEV is ........, most on the forum think it produces the best riders (I remain in the minority).
In fact, I can't think of too many polarizing issues that I am in the majority. Well, maybe one, most everybody on this thread think you're a ..... There have been very few here who I've not wanted to engage, Zoot is one of them, because he seems a bit inept in understanding a certain unspoke line of acceptable insult. We can disagree, debate, call eachother idiots and ......., but most of us (even our resident trolls abide) understand kids, wives, family, are off limits. Even in the most intense slag fests I've read here (and dude, there have been epic ones, and no not by me) peeps have refrained from insulting eachother's kids and wives. Zoot having the distinction. But I tell you what la-pirata, I'll take your protest above exclusively dedicated to me, and I promise from this point forward to never insult you when debating a racing issue you chose to engage with me. I'll comport myself like say Michaelm. Ok. Again, I will never insult you in a debate we discuss, keeping in mind simple disagreement is not equivalent to insult. So now from this point forward, you have nothing to complain about me regarding fair play when dealing with you.
This is my olive branch to you. Even if you don't accept, I'd like to remind you and anybody, reading any of my posts is your choice. You can easily skip them, you can even use the site's setting to avoid them. That is the most important tool you can use if you are annoyed by me. Or simply scroll past a post you see on the left hand side that is written by 'Jumkie'. I don't mind, and in fact, I suspect many do already. Its easy. I have no power over you (I wish I did). And as you can see, no power over the opinions of any of my friends or "detractors".
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You got Jumkie in the brain. Man dude, you give me lots of credit. haha, Dude, I wish I owned this forum, then I could get rid of all you ..... who disagree with me (which is everybody at some point in time), hahaha. Check this out: 'I demand you leave my forum!' Are you gone yet? That tells you all you need to know about my 'power' to dictate anything on this forum.
You know I was thnking the other day how funny it is with the passing of noteworthy incidents as they occur in the sport, often people line up on either side. This happens regardless of firendships, loyalties, and similar outlooks of the world. I don't have anybody here who agrees with me one hundred percent, which goes to show you just how wrong everybody is. (that's sarcasm btw) Here is a small list off the top of my head (I thought of these because they are recurring themes I bang on about):
I like Stoner, did you know just about every single one of my friends, to a man, thinks he is a .... (few exceptions).
I think VR's titles were facilitated, most of the world thinks he they were earned straight up. (again, i'm in the minority)
I think MM's Moto2 bike was a cheater, most people disagree with me (few exceptions).
I think JRea is worthless, LeviG agrees, my other friends think hes great (dumb .......s)
I think Pedro is worthless. Did you know LeviG (the guy who call you out) owns a #26 hat to spite me. (......)
I think MM should have been penalized for Jerez, most here think it was just fair aggressive racing incident (I'm in minority)
I think most riders are a a lot more even then we give them credit, parity making us think aliens exist. (Me, minority)
I think the CEV is ........, most on the forum think it produces the best riders (I remain in the minority).
In fact, I can't think of too many polarizing issues that I am in the majority. Well, maybe one, most everybody on this thread think you're a ..... There have been very few here who I've not wanted to engage, Zoot is one of them, because he seems a bit inept in understanding a certain unspoke line of acceptable insult. We can disagree, debate, call eachother idiots and ......., but most of us (even our resident trolls abide) understand kids, wives, family, are off limits. Even in the most intense slag fests I've read here (and dude, there have been epic ones, and no not by me) peeps have refrained from insulting eachother's kids and wives. Zoot having the distinction. But I tell you what la-pirata, I'll take your protest above exclusively dedicated to me, and I promise from this point forward to never insult you when debating a racing issue you chose to engage with me. I'll comport myself like say Michaelm. Ok. Again, I will never insult you in a debate we discuss, keeping in mind simple disagreement is not equivalent to insult. So now from this point forward, you have nothing to complain about me regarding fair play when dealing with you.
This is my olive branch to you. Even if you don't accept, I'd like to remind you and anybody, reading any of my posts is your choice. You can easily skip them, you can even use the site's setting to avoid them. That is the most important tool you can use if you are annoyed by me. Or simply scroll past a post you see on the left hand side that is written by 'Jumkie'. I don't mind, and in fact, I suspect many do already. Its easy. I have no power over you (I wish I did). And as you can see, no power over the opinions of any of my friends or "detractors".
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hahaha great post johnny. Funny thing is when La ..... said the highlighted statement i laughed as he made that up to try and enforce his gripe. What i said was " i had been told how .... this place had become, i see i haven't missed much in 13 months". So, far from picking on the gimp i actually that that lie slide.
hahaha great post johnny. Funny thing is when La ..... said the highlighted statement i laughed as he made that up to try and enforce his gripe. What i said was " i had been told how .... this place had become, i see i haven't missed much in 13 months". So, far from picking on the gimp i actually that that lie slide.
Joined Jul 2006
11K Posts | 291+
Texas
At the end of the day who or where are you going to argue MotoGP about?? Your co-workers? Your neighbor? Your classmates? Your significant other? ... no cause those people don't give two ..... about our sport.. you're going to come in here and debate your ........ cause no-one but US give a .... about MotoGP.. and if you're lucky one day you'll have a beer with each other.. and a fist fight
Joined Oct 2006
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Your Mom's House
A highly drunken fist fight. Or drunken high as .... fist fight.
edit: .... just got visual, note to self, do not invite chops & kesh, JK & geo, BM & monkeys (not worried about fist fight, more worried about fisting) to next ps meet up.
edit: .... just got visual, note to self, do not invite chops & kesh, JK & geo, BM & monkeys (not worried about fist fight, more worried about fisting) to next ps meet up.
Joined Jul 2007
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