Will answer for you JKD.
1. Doohan
2. Don't you go knocking Kevin, Dave and the merry band of banana eating Minions, That is just despicable.
3. My wife (oh god, you are pathetic - how she describes the ... life apparently, something about I forgot the batteries .................. again)
4. Ah the sounds of an 800cc ............. nope, give me the 990/1000 that sound so bloody much better
5. She needs a meal but she is eating for two. As for the kid, well she has her mum's looks which is a bonus
6. Let us call it 'how to piss off the Marlboro man in 9 easy steps'
7. The grass aint always greener on the other side, but .... sometimes it is worth smokin
8. Quitting means quitting, not like this I will leave the sport if I don't get my fresh undies every race threat.
9. Bring it on ............ oh wait, part time and they still struggle to catch me ......
10. Gone fishing