Donington Top five predictions-
5th Colin ‘Toseland spends his off season in the gym, and I’m at the bar! And I still kick his ...!’ Edwards. The Texas Tornado will spend most of his race dodging Loris only to prevail in the Top Five!
4th Stoner- Last years data will prove adequate for another 4th place, might stay near the front for a couple of more laps than Sausagering only to succumb to the ‘Still don’t really know what’s wrong with me’ disease.
3rd Jorge- Suffering from a week of sleepless nights pondering how to beat the GOAT, and how to avoid another ankle-busting highside at Craner. Prince Horhenzo will have to settle for 3rd . Which of course will almost mortally wound his title chase and mental state.
2nd VR- After a bad start VR will pick off the top five in the opening/mid laps. Only to settle for second and saying ‘Yes c it was vely difficult llace, I puosh and puosh but Dani was having faster rhythm than me today, so we work to improve for de next time and I kill de next one who says Uccio is farcking me is da ...!
1st Dani Pedrobot- After getting the jump and holeshot after accelerating like a midget strapped to the Saturn 5, oh hang on he is a midget strapped to a Saturn 5! Dani leads race from start to finish, pounding out quicker lap times than he has produced all weekend as the Big H re-introduces the ‘Honda Lane’ for race day!