These are not real places. ......' Ozzies just makin' this .... up to mess with our heads.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murwillumbah,_New_South_Wales
It's real - just having a bunt of a time putting a sound track to my Burringbar vid before I YouTube it and post it.
If y'all ever get out here there is a spare bed (or many) here.
It has some of the best mountain roads in the country
Johnny forgot to ask God where the best riding was instead God temporised on ....... Yoghurt (which in Australia is in its own special supermarket aisle called "girl food") before God made mention he was going to have a burn later through the Numinbah Valley and then over Burringbar Range.
He was then going to offend all vegetarians by having a steak at the Bearded Dragon.
God has no problems with this because he deliberately made cows and stuff from meat, obviously he wanted us to eat them.
He also knows about hard to spell Aboriginal names that actually mean "great place for a larrup on your Honda" but the local tribes know that if they tell the National Parks mob about this it might lose its world heritage listing and become a theme park, thus inviting invasion from camera wielding asian hordes, loud Americans, tomato red sunburned poms whose shirts are covered in melted ice cream (it liquefied while they were whining about the mosquitoes) and Germanic types wearing socks and sandals who overheat, smell of BO and are far too friendly to your wife.
Thus we hide behind difficult names, deadly snakes and spiders (who are all tame and nearly extinct anyway) and keep it all to ourselves.
All the beaches are nice too.
