<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(mylexicon @ Aug 4 2007, 12:31 PM) [snapback]83178[/snapback]<div class='quotemain'>
I've never really liked Stoner because he's little and I'm worried that the little people will turn motorcycle racing into horse racing with tiny little anorexic midgets piloting miniature motorcycles. Then they'll have to use highpowered zoom tv cameras to make everything look normal sized.
But when Ducati signed Stoner I thought "damn" I guess I have to root for him now.
I don't mind all the ridiculous Aussie nationalism b/c if I did I would have to hate Americans too. Besides the only thing more pathetic than blind national pride is going out of your way not to have any national bias. If you don't believe deep down that your country has the best riders, why do you live there?
Hayden is a legend! Edwards is better than Rossi but he's forced to ride the development bike! Hopkins is better than Vermeulen and Hopkins is definitely not British! The Robert's are racing royalty! If Nicky rode A Buell with Goodyears he'd never lose a race! All lobsterbacks, shark bitten convicts, pasta easters, anime watchers, frogs, wienerschnitzel lickers, Ronaldinho lovers, and Iberian smurfs can suck my Yankee Doodle ....!
America is the best. The dent in my couch and my body mass index prove it!!!!!!!!!
P.S. Michelin will not recover at Brno.
Hahahaha! Very funny even though you know the stuff about the USA is all crap!
Ps You're probably right about the couch!