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What does Marquez have to do to be GOAT.

Serena Williams would need to beat Rodger Federer, man to man.

Biles, different era.

Here's one we can all agree with, Travis Pastrana.

If you live in a glass house don't throw rocks.

You could argue that Serena is doing the best she can with the equipment she has. Is she judged on stats or being inferior?

Biles is from a different era like all these arguments. Fact of the matter is she could beat any gymnast in any era with room to spare. And its easy to tell she not even pushing herself. These are Marry Lou Rettons words not mine.

I'd don't know what exactly TP is the GOAT of but he is. Fact.
 
Fighter. Lorena Bobbit. Until she came along, no man feared beating their wives.

-Child molester. Michael Jackson. Catholic church had a good run but no kid toucher can compete with a man that built an amusement park to lure children.

....-Ron Jeremy & Traci Lords

Gay ....- Not sure.......Jum you know this?

.....- Tough one. Warren Beatty's plowed everyone in Hollywood but Leo DiCaprio's must be closing in on Mr 9000 time. Honorable mention to Scott Baio

Substance abuser-
The immortal one, Keith Richards. He has to be high to get through the millionth rendition of Jumpin Jack Flash

Asian. Bruce Lee. Amazing hand eye coordination for having 10/10 vision

Australian-Easy one. Crocodile Huntaa. Crikey mate

STD. Aids was quite the ....... for a while, but that sly old dog herpes always makes a come back

Food. Twinkies.
No Jum, not the ones found on Grindr

Animals- Dolphin. Who doesn't want to be a non breaching dolphin
 
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You know we have a GOAT on the website. Greatest umbrella girl of all time. Loris Baz claims to have had a 100% shade when she was on the job. Nice work kitty.
 
No way. Bazooka Joe, Big league chew, and gum on a tape dispenser were all better. So was that gator aid gum that made you salivate your glands off. Oh and that zeebra gum.

Bazooka Joe is pretty close, and you get some comedy on the wrapper
Honorable Mention, BubbleBurgers from the 70's
All that crap today is just chewable Listerine
 
We agree about basketball as well as bike racing then.

I played a lot of basketball against some of he best who have ever played. Bernard King, still to this day one of the most electric offensive players to ever play the game and as a first hand witness, impossible to guard one on one, Dominique Wilkins, the human highlight reel just name a few. Basketball was my first love but in the last 20 years or so GP has become my favorite sport. I know me some basketball
 
I played a lot of basketball against some of he best who have ever played. Bernard King, still to this day one of the most electric offensive players to ever play the game and as a first hand witness, impossible to guard one on one, Dominique Wilkins, the human highlight reel just name a few. Basketball was my first love but in the last 20 years or so GP has become my favorite sport. I know me some basketball

I am sure you know more about basketball than I do to an even greater degree than is the case with bike racing. I started following the NBA because I am usually in the US when the finals are on, including during Jordan's titles. I have been following it more avidly in recent years after getting on the GSW bandwagon, although I boarded with Andrew Bogut when it started rolling before the title runs.
 
You never seen Tom Brady?


Baseball, most will say goat Babe Ruth. Not me, but like Michael Jordan, Ali, Rossi, the modern perception, especially immortalized in media, wins out. Who can argue against The Sandlot's mythical hero, Thee Babe, the Great Bambino, the Sultan of Swat, the Colossus of Clout, the King of Crash...get the 'picture'? Being a baseball fan, i know its more popular to honor hitters over pitchers, but the goats for me were names like Sandy Koufax, Nolan Ryan, Greg Maddux, but the public insist it must be a hitter to be a goat, my names are Willie Mays, Hank Aaron. But Hollywood wins the battle of hyped popularity, thanks to Neale's glorification biographies masqueraded as MotoGP movies, Rossi's name will be the mythical hero, and his legend will certainly out grow his real accomplishments.


Roberto Clemente was the best all around ball player i have ever seen.
 
Roberto Clemente was the best all around ball player i have ever seen.

Little known fact, Clemente was a US Marine!

Agree, he could do quite a bit on offense and defense. He was a gold glove winner like 10 consecutive years and a member of the 3000 hit club. I was just talking to Birdy about this, but my best memories with my dad were spent at the ball park. Clemente was among the sacred names, not just because of the numbers, more importantly because he was a humanitarian.

Like many sports, soccer, basketball, hockey, basketball, insert stick ball sport, offensive numbers are used to define greatness. Ozzie Smith was from my time, and he was basically a human cat. Not the Goat of baseball, but definitely the shortstop goat.

If you live in a glass house don't throw rocks.
 
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Little known fact, Clemente was a US Marine!

Agree, he could do quite a bit on offense and defense. He was a gold glove winner like 10 consecutive years and a member of the 3000 hit club. I was just talking to Birdy about this, but my best memories with my dad were spent at the ball park. Clemente was among the sacred names, not just because of the numbers, more importantly because he was a humanitarian.

Like many sports, soccer, basketball, hockey, basketball, insert stick ball sport, offensive numbers are used to define greatness. Ozzie Smith was from my time, and he was basically a human cat. Not the Goat of baseball, but definitely the shortstop goat.

If you live in a glass house don't throw rocks.
He was still playing great baseball when he died in that tragic plane crash. I once saw him throw a frozen rope from the right field wall and gun down a runner who had tagged up and was headed to third . I swear I don't think the ball ever got more than 6 feet off the ground, it was a ....... laser. Dude had THE arm.
 
All Marquez has to do to be considered the GOAT is to keep winning while "laughing boyishly."
 
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