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2011 Moto Gp World champion Casey Stoner has tested positive for being a dope. The international agency hired by Dorna cites several factors in their determination. The first being Stoners refusal to accept 15 million dollars for working less then 100 hours a year at a job that most people would give their left nut for.
The second is Stoners inability to show any gratitude towards his fan base or his employers.
Testers have uncovered numerous incidents where Stoner acted like a complete dope and manufactured slights against himself. After reading the evidence one tester was overheard saying " If hes not on dope then he sure is a dope"
Even with all this overwhelming evidence against him, the testing agency stated what solidified their case against Stoner was the fact that he wants to quit riding the best and baddest machines in the world and go and live in solitude with his wife. Any man that wants to spend an eternity with their wives positively is a dope.
The second is Stoners inability to show any gratitude towards his fan base or his employers.
Testers have uncovered numerous incidents where Stoner acted like a complete dope and manufactured slights against himself. After reading the evidence one tester was overheard saying " If hes not on dope then he sure is a dope"
Even with all this overwhelming evidence against him, the testing agency stated what solidified their case against Stoner was the fact that he wants to quit riding the best and baddest machines in the world and go and live in solitude with his wife. Any man that wants to spend an eternity with their wives positively is a dope.
