MotoGP: 2013 Round 06 - CATALUNYA (SPOILERS)

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Jumkie
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<span style="font-size:14px;<span style="background-color:rgb(255,255,255);Thanks for the OP build up post Bud, though it would be nice if you guys coordinate to just one pre-race thread.

 

I kinda like the "Build Up" moniker, but it does throw me off from what I'm used to: "GP"X" Predictions, Practice, Qual" thread title format.  But sometimes change is good.  (I posted my Q thoughts on both threads just in case one becomes the standard).

 

A few thoughts after Q.  For me the performance of the day belongs to Cal Crutchlow.  It was between him and Pedrosa obviously, though the pole man lapped incredibly fast, the fastest motorcycle ever, I just feel that this is more expected given the conditions and the fact hes on the undisputed best bike on the grid.  Crutchlow on the other hand is on a satellite bike (probably very close to the factory spec) and out qualled both the factory riders.  Valentino Rossi should be embarrassed on two counts, getting out qualled by Crutchlow AND Nicky on a Ducati.  Wait...I just remembered, actually three counts, he also got out qualled by a snot nosed rookie Marquez too.

 

I'm gonna say it now, I'll be holding my breath for tomorrow's start.  Bautista, with the aid of a Barbera style tow, was able to get into the 2nd row along side Nicky.  I have already booked my standby flight, if in the likely event he takes out Hayden, his face will look a bit like Barbera face after his girlfriend bitch slapped his ass.

 

However, if Charlie St. Cloud goes bowling ball on the front three and Nicky wins, I will send him flowers and a midget male escort to his hotel.  

 
Bradl had a very poor qual performance, given Alvaro being up there.  If he comes top 5 after the race, I hope they don't celebrate again like they won the World Series.  I'm gonna go easy on Smith, only because he is injured and is soldiering through pain.  I don't think his qual position would have been any better if he were healthy, but hats off to him for maning up.   Pirro's and Dovi's  performance is proof that the Ducati "lab" bike is a ...... bike and  most likely worse than the ART.

 

 

Also, it pains me to see Aoyama bruised and battered this way.  He is a good rider but has not regained his form after many injuries.  It really too bad because he is such a good guy.
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Speaking of embarrassing.....such a short dig at Rossi Jums? Are you feeling ok?

 

a few more thoughts....

 

Dani should be EMBARRASSED it took him so long to beat the retired super speed kings lap record, he should think about a move to touring cars (if they can modify the pedals) 

 

Cal should be EMBARRASSED that he hasn't won anything, yet he's in Motogp

 

Jorge should be EMBARRASSED that he let a midget and a 2012 (be sure to remember Cal's riding a 2012 spec M1-in case he hasn't reminded us all recently) Satellite Yamaha riding Brit (who hasn't won anything) out qualify him.

 

Alvaro should be EMBARRASSED that he lets a guy with 'Go & Fun' tattooed on his arse crack, style his hair.

 

Nicky should be EMBARRASSED that after 10 years (6 of those on an EMBARRASSINGLY competitive bike) in the premier class, he's won a grand total of 3 races. Shame they don't give points for Quali.....

 

Marc should be EMBARRASSED that still hasn't shoved the black mamba's oscillating finger up his rectum, oh and that he let his midget teammate upstage him again-c'mon wonderkid, we are suppose to be in wonderment 

 

Rossi should be EMBARRASSED that he hasn't expelled Honda, Bridgestone and the MSMA from 'his' series yet-(its taking him nearly as long to learn how to qualify) and that he hasn't yet figured out how to get on his bike on without giving himself a wedgy.     
 
Honey Badger on it Fastest in WUP at the minute live on free tv Sport1 :)
 
just watched WUP


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Big Jorge
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yam are fooked Quote > Jarvis Yam 13 Clutch's are ..... Engine's ..... Too much Heat everything is melting haha


Cal Laughing all the way to podiums
 
Feck, lots of fallers.  At this rate Bradley Smith will be on the podium
 
Rossi just riding round for the sponsors! You can't take it away from him that he is the most successful Moto GP rider, but please leave gracefully.
 
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I don't need to. He's doing a cracking job of that on his own :lol:
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What you talking about, Bradley is on Dovi's tail... and he takes him!!!
 

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