Mat Oxley on the Michelin tires

JohnnyKnockdown said:

Yanks love Aussies for what they percieve as being bad ..., happy go lucky, always up for a party, good time blokes.
That kid is ....... legend here. Look at the comments.
Your on a one man PR campaign to paint aussies as a bunch of sullen .....
Go eat a vegamite sandwich and find your inner Aussie

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Well if what you say is true then that says more about the US than Australia as in Australia yes we like to party but not many will party in a manner that impacts a lot of people negatively (as Corey did) as most Aussies actually give a toss about others

The kid in Australia was considered a total ........ and was ridiculed by old, you and middle aged alike for the stupidity of his actions ..............

If that paints Aussies as 'sullen .....' to use your words well so be it but given that I suspect I know a few more Aussies than you and know a little more of the culture (if not the vagaries of our real estate market where I gladly cede to you on that matter) then I will take my view of Aussies over yours if I may.

As for finding my inner Aussie, well given you seem to know so much of the Aussie culture I will gladly accept all/any advise you wish to offer on that aspect ............. and FWIW, vegemite is for breakfast not lunch as for lunch we have various burgers

Gaz said:

Well whatdyaknow.

Corey is now married with a humble suburban home and is said to be living within his means .......... much like Stoner ........ so yep, even Corey is living the Australian dream

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Gaz said:

Well if what you say is true then that says more about the US than Australia as in Australia yes we like to party but not many will party in a manner that impacts a lot of people negatively (as Corey did) as most Aussies actually give a toss about others

The kid in Australia was considered a total ........ and was ridiculed by old, you and middle aged alike for the stupidity of his actions ..............

If that paints Aussies as 'sullen .....' to use your words well so be it but given that I suspect I know a few more Aussies than you and know a little more of the culture (if not the vagaries of our real estate market where I gladly cede to you on that matter) then I will take my view of Aussies over yours if I may.

As for finding my inner Aussie, well given you seem to know so much of the Aussie culture I will gladly accept all/any advise you wish to offer on that aspect ............. and FWIW, vegemite is for breakfast not lunch as for lunch we have various burgers

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7000 comments tell a different story, but who am I to argue. As youve been bashing over my head repeatedly, I know nothing about Australia. I bow to your wisdom since you seem to be the curator of Australia's wiki page. No miniscule facts escape you.
So tell me, is Jim Jeffries a national disgrace too? Too bad if so, because that guy is my hero

JohnnyKnockdown said:

7000 comments tell a different story, but who am I to argue. As youve been bashing over my head repeatedly, I know nothing about Australia. I bow to your wisdom since you seem to be the curator of Australia's wiki page. No miniscule facts escape you.
So tell me, is Jim Jeffries a national disgrace too? Too bad if so, because that guy is my hero

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Nah but Jeffries is little known in Australia actually which is actually like a lot of Australian 'entertainers' who are better known overseas than in Australia (mind you, you guys can keep Iggy whatever her name is as we don't want her back - ...., even send her to Canada if you mus to replace Beiber).

It is though a shame with Jeffries as his stuff is somewhat brilliantly topical and above all, well presented in the way he performs his shows plus he is genuinely bloody funny, unlike a lot of so-called comedians that get far better air play in Australia.

FWIW, 7000 comments does not mean that the 7000 were from Australia as the kid was bashed (lightly) and did appear on pages as a definition of a ...... for a few years (since removed). He used the notoriety he got from his party to try to forge a career as a DJ (was hired by some premises) and then went to the ultimate place of no redemption and appeared on Big Brother.

By the way, where do I say you know nothing of Australia as you are showing a tremendous knowledge of some aspects (glad you know of Vegemite - yet to find a Yank who likes it though) so by all means, keep enlightening me as it is fun but I will not return serve as I know squat of the US .

Gaz said:

Nah but Jeffries is little known in Australia actually which is actually like a lot of Australian 'entertainers' who are better known overseas than in Australia (mind you, you guys can keep Iggy whatever her name is as we don't want her back - ...., even send her to Canada if you mus to replace Beiber).

It is though a shame with Jeffries as his stuff is somewhat brilliantly topical and above all, well presented in the way he performs his shows plus he is genuinely bloody funny, unlike a lot of so-called comedians that get far better air play in Australia.

FWIW, 7000 comments does not mean that the 7000 were from Australia as the kid was bashed (lightly) and did appear on pages as a definition of a ...... for a few years (since removed). He used the notoriety he got from his party to try to forge a career as a DJ (was hired by some premises) and then went to the ultimate place of no redemption and appeared on Big Brother.

By the way, where do I say you know nothing of Australia as you are showing a tremendous knowledge of some aspects (glad you know of Vegemite - yet to find a Yank who likes it though) so by all means, keep enlightening me as it is fun but I will not return serve as I know squat of the US .

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Your giving me too much credit Gaz. I only know vegamite because of Men at Work.
Jeffries is a master storyteller. IMO he's in the top 3 at his craft. The only guys on par with him are Bill Burr and Louis CK.
We should change the subject before JPS has an aneurysm. This is way too many posts in a row that don't mention what a .... Rossi is

JohnnyKnockdown said:

Your giving me too much credit Gaz. I only know vegamite because of Men at Work.
Jeffries is a master storyteller. IMO he's in the top 3 at his craft. The only guys on par with him are Bill Burr and Louis CK.
We should change the subject before JPS has an aneurysm. This is way too many posts in a row that don't mention what a .... Rossi is

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Edit: wtf is vegamite anyway?

A rich source of vitamin B.

Leftover yeast extract.

JohnnyKnockdown said:

Edit: wtf is vegamite anyway?

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The only substance known to man that is saltier than salt.

aaronl said:

A rich source of vitamin B.

Leftover yeast extract.

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I think it might be left over from making beer so at least that fits the narrative.

JohnnyKnockdown said:

Your giving me too much credit Gaz. I only know vegamite because of Men at Work.
Jeffries is a master storyteller. IMO he's in the top 3 at his craft. The only guys on par with him are Bill Burr and Louis CK.
We should change the subject before JPS has an aneurysm. This is way too many posts in a row that don't mention what a .... Rossi is

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That song of theirs became the unofficial national anthem for a number of our sports teams and there was a semi-serious push to have it adopted more permanently (our National Anthem is considered by many to be dull and lacking in power) but it did get Vegemite a world wide mention for a few years.

With Jeffries I do often google his videos as he is not shown on Australian TV and I doubt they even know that he is an Aussie actually, thus is his anonymity in this country. But yep, he is damn funny and does some brilliant pieces (I love the visit to Iraq as well) which are so politically incorrect that he is sure to upset so many of those who are rigid politically correct observers.

Have not really looks at LouisCK or Bill Burr but if they are along similar lines to Jeffries I may start checking out some of their work as good comedy is difficult to find.

JohnnyKnockdown said:

Edit: wtf is vegamite anyway?

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I think someone beat me to it but it is claimed as a yeast extract - https://www.vegemite.com.au/

Gaz said:

That song of theirs became the unofficial national anthem for a number of our sports teams and there was a semi-serious push to have it adopted more permanently (our National Anthem is considered by many to be dull and lacking in power) but it did get Vegemite a world wide mention for a few years.

With Jeffries I do often google his videos as he is not shown on Australian TV and I doubt they even know that he is an Aussie actually, thus is his anonymity in this country. But yep, he is damn funny and does some brilliant pieces (I love the visit to Iraq as well) which are so politically incorrect that he is sure to upset so many of those who are rigid politically correct observers.

Have not really looks at LouisCK or Bill Burr but if they are along similar lines to Jeffries I may start checking out some of their work as good comedy is difficult to find.





I think someone beat me to it but it is claimed as a yeast extract - https://www.vegemite.com.au/

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We went to see Jeffries when he was in Brisbane. He was awesome and takes the bar way lower than most comedians dare to, his joke about the Passion of the Christ movie being better if it ended with a cumshaw had the audience applauding.

The people dumb enough to trie and heckle him will need therapy for a long time.

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And in his case, cheat. How can you respect a sportsman who cheats over one you have felt is a "quitter?"

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This is an idiotic statement that only an intellectually lazy, uniformed " hater " would spew.
Do your homework before parroting this drunken jets fan mantra

I bet you wont read it all. Why would you. Of course the Patriots cheat. How else could the go 3-1 with backup quarterbacks and bitchslap the league for the last 15 years

What is Deflategate? A Definitive Guide - Your Team Cheats - The Definitive Guide to NFL Cheating

JohnnyKnockdown said:

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The shittest substance on earth.

JohnnyKnockdown said:

This is an idiotic statement that only an intellectually lazy, uniformed " hater " would spew.
Do your homework before parroting this drunken jets fan mantra

I bet you wont read it all. Why would you. Of course the Patriots cheat. How else could the go 3-1 with backup quarterbacks and bitchslap the league for the last 15 years

What is Deflategate? A Definitive Guide - Your Team Cheats - The Definitive Guide to NFL Cheating

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So I'm an uninformed hater, but you aren't of Stoner? I am not a supporter of the NE Patriots or Indianapolis colts so have no axe to grind. But you are a Patriots fan so of course are going to find material to support your bias.

I read your link. However regarding you statement for this seasons results I don't know what their results in 2016 have to do with a game that happened nearly 2 years ago.

I DID do my homework, and that is the second time you claim I haven't. Tell me, why was Tom Brady suspended from the first 4 games on this season by the NFL? His suspension was for violating NFL policy on the integrity of the game and based on evidence from Ted Wells that it was

"more probable than not" that Brady was "at least generally aware of the inappropriate activities" regarding the deflation of Patriots game balls used in the AFC Championship Game against the Colts.

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That quote is direct from the NFL timeline report of the investigation, found here:

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000492189/article/tom-brady-suspension-case-timeline

So he was tried and convicted of violating the integrity of the sport..i.e CHEATING.

You can brand me as a hater, but while you are trying to deny he cheated, history and evidence will always show he did and was punished by the sports governing body accordingly.

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So I'm an uninformed hater, but you aren't of Stoner? I am not a supporter of the NE Patriots or Indianapolis colts so have no axe to grind. But you are a Patriots fan so of course are going to find material to support your bias.

I read your link. However regarding you statement for this seasons results I don't know what their results in 2016 have to do with a game that happened nearly 2 years ago.

I DID do my homework, and that is the second time you claim I haven't. Tell me, why was Tom Brady suspended from the first 4 games on this season by the NFL? His suspension was for violating NFL policy on the integrity of the game and based on evidence from Ted Wells that it was



That quote is direct from the NFL timeline report of the investigation, found here:

Tom Brady suspension case timeline - NFL.com

So he was tried and convicted of violating the integrity of the sport..i.e CHEATING.

You can brand me as a hater, but while you are trying to deny he cheated, history and evidence will always show he did and was punished by the sports governing body accordingly.

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Stay on point. I know how you love to deflect to other topics when your floundering for facts. This is about that cheater Tom Brady.
You know nothing if your linking articles from NFL.com.
Thats like asking Nick Harris for an unbiased assessment of Rossi. While you were there, did you read any articles about the effects of concussions? There was never any evidence. Zero, none, zilch.
Ted Wells was paid millions to come up with that "independent" report you quoted. Did you read the science portion of that report? Of course not because there was no science in the report. Ted Wells refused to investigate it.
As an engineer who makes his living off of science, one would think that would throw up red flags.
The NFL did investigate the science behind ball pressure last year though. Why would the do that if they were sure there was no science involved in deflategate. Makes sense right. We're going to suspend a player without 1 shred of evidence, disavow the Ideal gas law that states ball pressure changes with air temperature, but hold our own investigation just to see if we were wrong.
Do you know what they concluded? Of course you don't because you refuse to read the facts, no one knows what they concluded because they will not release the data. As you said to others about Brexit. Maybe you should shut the .... up about a sport you have a passing interest in.

Gaz said:

That song of theirs became the unofficial national anthem for a number of our sports teams and there was a semi-serious push to have it adopted more permanently (our National Anthem is considered by many to be dull and lacking in power) but it did get Vegemite a world wide mention for a few years.

With Jeffries I do often google his videos as he is not shown on Australian TV and I doubt they even know that he is an Aussie actually, thus is his anonymity in this country. But yep, he is damn funny and does some brilliant pieces (I love the visit to Iraq as well) which are so politically incorrect that he is sure to upset so many of those who are rigid politically correct observers.

Have not really looks at LouisCK or Bill Burr but if they are along similar lines to Jeffries I may start checking out some of their work as good comedy is difficult to find.





I think someone beat me to it but it is claimed as a yeast extract - https://www.vegemite.com.au/

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Here's a good bit Gaz. I think its a bit topical since we recently lost a great member to a gold digging whore
BTW Vegamite is on Amazon for $6. Should I give it a go?

https://youtu.be/x0gaYyNk7QA

JohnnyKnockdown said:

Here's a good bit Gaz. I think its a bit topical since we recently lost a great member to a gold digging whore
BTW Vegamite is on Amazon for $6. Should I give it a go?

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Seriously have a spit bucket handy as it is a strong taste indeed.

But if you choose to try it, may I suggest that you setup a video to capture your reactions .......... trust me on that, some of the reactions are quite brutally funny.

Gaz said:

Seriously have a spit bucket handy as it is a strong taste indeed.

But if you choose to try it, may I suggest that you setup a video to capture your reactions .......... trust me on that, some of the reactions are quite brutally funny.

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Good idea
JPS tells me its saltier than cum

JohnnyKnockdown said:

Good idea
JPS tells me its saltier than cum

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Funny you say that ........... I know of women who have described it similarly with one saying that she prefers cum (and that is no joke)