Asking for facts on an Internet forum... what was I thinking?
The silence is defeaning from Zoot Suit so far, but Hawkdriver's put up a lot of evidence.
As for your suggested lists... I want to read them all, though I expect an honourable mention of Poggiali and Lucchinelli in the piece on Gobert. I remember Phil Read being interviewed on the grid before the start of a Sachsenring GP (in 2007, I think). In what was supposed to be a puff piece, he was asked if he enjoyed being back in the paddock. His reply (paraphrasing from memory): "Put me on one of these bikes (which are ....) and I'd win the race. These riders today are all piss weak." And then he walked off!
It shouldn't be hard to come up with reasons to like the Captain (and Tennille; Puig can be the girl, this time). Here, I'll start you off:
Ten Reasons to like Dani Pedrosa
1. Easy transportation. He counts as carry-on luggage, and fits into any overhead locker.
2. His impressive effort to try and break every bone in his body by the end of his career
(I think it was one of the Spanish posters who put up a link to an article once about the injuries he's sustained that showed a skeleton with a huge number of annotations)