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Your Choice Of A Nickname For Marc Marquez

Mick D
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If ya don't ....... remember then why the .... did you go Rambo on TWO threads? .....
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Name calling is cool I guess. I remember it as him going across the line just before th checkered flag. If i remembered it wrong then please excuse me because I'm only human and made a mistake. Otherwise stop being an ........ But that's how I remember it....,
 
Back on track... How 'bout Pole Dancer?


 


or


 


Calamarquez?
 

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The "Limpet" or just Limpet.


 


As a boring mollusc it hangs on when no one else can. 


 


As a "limpet mine" it sunk the SS Valentino Rossi and the SS Dani Pedrosa this year. 


 


Despite all of that molluscs are still uninspiring. 
 
Marquez got the most fuccin' annoying .... grin face ever!!!!!!!!!!


 


I can't stand the little fucc.  Just one look at his fuccin' face, you know the dude is one annoying fuccin' ........
 
You know it's part and parcel of the MM show. He understands marketing of MotoGP (or is taking his handler's advice). FFS, rookies etc give you points extra for being nice to the camera and ironing your team shirt.


They know that the MotoGP field is full of fans who want to pretend they are friends with the riders. Some riders pander to this and sit at a table signing crap so that people can feel 'loved'. The smile from the millionaire on the other side of the table is enough to convince these fans that they have made a connnection and are now friends.


Or as the late lamented MotoGP News put it: The circuit is full of middle aged men in yellow, who wish Rossi was their son.


 


Well, now that Rossi is going bald, Marquez is pulling his "trademark" smile....those middle aged men will shift their gaze towards it, and get a chubby.


 


As Curve wrote: NamblaGP
 
Dr No
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You know it's part and parcel of the MM show. He understands marketing of MotoGP (or is taking his handler's advice). FFS, rookies etc give you points extra for being nice to the camera and ironing your team shirt.


They know that the MotoGP field is full of fans who want to pretend they are friends with the riders. Some riders pander to this and sit at a table signing crap so that people can feel 'loved'. The smile from the millionaire on the other side of the table is enough to convince these fans that they have made a connnection and are now friends.


Or as the late lamented MotoGP News put it: The circuit is full of middle aged men in yellow, who wish Rossi was their son.


 


Well, now that Rossi is going bald, Marquez is pulling his "trademark" smile....those middle aged men will shift their gaze towards it, and get a chubby.


 


As Curve wrote: NamblaGP
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^^  That's classic "Jumkie Syndrom" right there.  I heard Jumkie once asked a groupie to give him a kiss after she gave head to Hayden.
 
SuperShinya56
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Marquez got the most fuccin' annoying .... grin face ever!!!!!!!!!!


 


I can't stand the little fucc.  Just one look at his fuccin' face, you know the dude is one annoying fuccin' ........
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I was in amazement to be in agreement with you for once.


And was about ask you to join the AmA.
SuperShinya56
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^^  That's classic "Jumkie Syndrom" right there.  I heard Jumkie once asked a groupie to give him a kiss after she gave head to Hayden.
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But then you said this!


Still the same SuperShitty!


Whats up you got brave because #22 ain't here no more?


You know what I am saying ;)
 
lil red rocket pilot
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I was in amazement to be in agreement with you for once.


And was about ask you to join the AmA.


 


But then you said this!


Still the same SuperShitty!


Whats up you got brave because #22 ain't here no more?


You know what I am saying ;)
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Why you protecting jumkie, la cucaracha can fight his own battles
La cucaracha
 
I think he's really talented and a genuinely happy little teenager... well, he's 20 now, but you know what I mean.


 


When I was his age the world was full of wonder and I was indestructible. Now, not so much :)
 

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