Uccio

michaelm said:

Yes, certainly seems to be the 'entourage' thing. One of the sad things for me is that Valentino split with the long term girlfriend after all the end of season nonsense, a beautiful young woman with whom he seemed to get on well.

Sounds like Uccio actually was the originator of the PI 2015 conspiracy theory. Also sounds like the obsession with the never necessary for Valentino's posterity 10th title runs as deep as we have been speculating. I really don't like his chances now we are in the age of Marquez unless Dorna really does "fix" the championship.

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She was a beautiful young woman.....but apparently Uccio gives a better ........ and he doesn't mind taking it up the ....

michaelm said:

One of the sad things for me is that Valentino split with the long term girlfriend after all the end of season nonsense, a beautiful young woman with whom he seemed to get on with.

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She is now getting along with Fernando Alonso. As long as there is money....these girls just seem to circle from one athlete to another. Like that plastic ex of Lorenzo with Iannone, and Gerard Pique's ex with Lorenzo.

The sense of entitlement is very telling of his mindset and ego. It's kind of sad that he hasn't been able to let 2015 go considering how dirty Rossi got at Sepang. Maybe it's his way of justifying such behavior? For one of the oldest teams in the paddock they aren't showing much maturity for it.

The Burning Barber said:

The sense of entitlement is very telling of his mindset and ego. It's kind of sad that he hasn't been able to let 2015 go considering how dirty Rossi got at Sepang. Maybe it's his way of justifying such behavior? For one of the oldest teams in the paddock they aren't showing much maturity for it.

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Don't forget he clapped Rossis move at Sepang.

Pretty simple for me. Uccio = pathetic nobody with man ....

Wow, what a horrible horrible thing he is!

He talks like they're his world championships. He talks about what Marc and Lorenzo did to "us". Wow. Just wow.

How soon do you think Rossi will .... off out of MotoGP? End of next year I expect. And without his (their) elusive 10th title. Wonder what odds I'd get on Marc smashing the 10 titles by the time he's 30...

Finish line said:

She is now getting along with Fernando Alonso. As long as there is money....these girls just seem to circle from one athlete to another. Like that plastic ex of Lorenzo with Iannone, and Gerard Pique's ex with Lorenzo.

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Perhaps not such a loss then if she actually was a groupie.

I know the auto translate or whatever wasn't perfect .... but holy .....
Is this guy for real, and if he is, does Rossi not see this poisonous moocher for what he really is???

I have literally read this twice and now I'm starting to really think Rossi may be a little bit like Michael Jackson (without the child tampering and plastic surgery).

He kind of missed out on a proper childhood and spent his adolescent years focussing heavily on being a top level sportsman so much that he never really developed properly into a regular well rounded adult in the same way MJ didnt have a regular childhood.

Michael Jackson would avoid the press and doing media interviews outside of his music industry world to not let the public see him in regular world type situations where he would actually seem like a bit of weirdo. Valentino Rossi doesn't really do many public appearances and interviews outside of MotoGP, motorsport racing, rallies and Yamaha PR motorcycle related apperances.

Michael Jackson had 'Neverland', Valentino Rossi has 'The Ranch' where they both entice young children to come and play to enable them to live in their little bubble and avoid mixing with regular adults in regular adult scenarios that may expose them for the weirdos they actually are.

Michael Jackson had his father manipulate and brainwash him to keep preforming to enable him to keep mooching off his success. Valentino Rossi has Uccio to manipulate his perception of reality making him paranoid of everybody so that he can continue to control and mooch off him.

Maybe thats why he has kept racing for so long. Maybe he genuinely doesn't really know how to be or interact with regular normal well rounded adults and is deep down very afraid. By continuing to race at a the top level he can delay having to deal with this uncomfortable aspect of his life.

We need to start calling Valentino and Uccio, Tommy and Gissel. Great quarterback, but his ..... cant keep her ....... mouth shut, blaming everyone for Tommy's big losses.

....I think i just threw up a little in my mouth.

michaelm said:

Yes, certainly seems to be the 'entourage' thing. One of the sad things for me is that Valentino split with the long term girlfriend after all the end of season nonsense, a beautiful young woman with whom he seemed to get on well.

Sounds like Uccio actually was the originator of the PI 2015 conspiracy theory. Also sounds like the obsession with the never necessary for Valentino's posterity 10th title runs as deep as we have been speculating. I really don't like his chances now we are in the age of Marquez unless Dorna really does "fix" the championship.

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C'mon MM..This gf thing is heading full speed into Cod land. 1st in Psych or not...
But yeah, that Uccio was an instigator/promulgator/obsessor sounds about right. This isn't just a working relationship, it sounds like far too much is invested.
Overall, Uccio sounds like a slimy .......

Dr No said:

C'mon MM..This gf thing is heading full speed into Cod land. 1st in Psych or not...
But yeah, that Uccio was an instigator/promulgator/obsessor sounds about right. This isn't just a working relationship, it sounds like far too much is invested.
Overall, Uccio sounds like a slimy .......

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I refrained from comment on AJV's post because of my anti-cod stance, but I am not sure that my interpretation that Uccio instigated the PI conspiracy theory is fishy since that is what the translation at least seems to say, as it also seems to say that it is all about a 10th title for him (?) and Valentino.

I thought it was a good thing that valentino had a girlfriend with a sense of humour with whom he seemed to have a comfortable relationship. I perhaps have to plead guilty to sins against cod in linking the relationship break-down to the end of season gp bike racing meltdown.

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So by Uccio's standards, here are the world championship tables:

Rossi: 9.5
Lorenzo: 6.5
Marquez: 5.5
Pedrosa: 4.5
Dovi: 2
Vinales: 1
P Espargaro: 1.5
Smith: 0.5
Redding:0.5
Barbera: 1
Bautista: 1.5
Miller: 0.5
Rabat: 1
Bradl: 1

Whaddya know, we have 14 World Champions on the grid!

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well if google translate is right, you missed one because Uccio is claiming a part of that 0.5 championship. So Rossi is really like a 9.49 and Uccio gets 0.01

GTSurgery said:

well if google translate is right, you missed one because Uccio is claiming a part of that 0.5 championship. So Rossi is really like a 9.49 and Uccio gets 0.01

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If Lorenzo had the advantage of Uccio in his garage like Rossi does, he would have won the championship this year.

Yamaha have renewed Uccio's contract and are giving him basically everything he wants. Its no secret that Repsol Honda have been trying to poach Uccio from Yamaha for the last 3 years. Uccio has been hot property in the paddock since his debut into MotoGP and Honda have spent enormous amounts of money to try and replicate and develop their own Uccio but to date have only failed.

Hrc had the blonde mum

Its tough to design and build an Uccio from scratch. It involves lots of engineering and is quite expensive exercise, paying for all his flights, his accomodation, putting him up at your house and giving him his own room, all the furniture you have to buy for him, feeding him, clothing him, buying deodorant for him, letting him use your car ......

Finish line said:

She is now getting along with Fernando Alonso. As long as there is money....these girls just seem to circle from one athlete to another. Like that plastic ex of Lorenzo with Iannone, and Gerard Pique's ex with Lorenzo.

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Talk about money. Lorenzo's crib.

This is my all time favourite MotoGP video of the most influential and successful person in MotoGP history. It has an amazing soundtrack that really inspires and motivates.

Alessio Salucci aka Uccio 64 Forever http://uccio-fanclub.blogspot.com.au

I wonder if there is anyone in Rossi's entourage who tells him what he needs to hear rather than what he wants to hear. A man as successful and famous as Rossi will attract sycophants and it appears as if Uccio has become the ultimate sycophant. This may in part explain why Jeremy Burgess was removed as he was telling Rossi when he was on the Ducati to just ride the damn bike (or words to that effect) and stop making excuses.

valerian said:

I wonder if there is anyone in Rossi's entourage who tells him what he needs to hear rather than what he wants to hear. A man as successful and famous as Rossi will attract sycophants and it appears as if Uccio has become the ultimate sycophant. This may in part explain why Jeremy Burgess was removed as he was telling Rossi when he was on the Ducati to just ride the damn bike (or words to that effect) and stop making excuses.

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Maybe Rossi's sacking of Burgess has made his inner circle too frightened to tell him he's wrong.