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Uccio

Para mí, hemos ganado nueve títulos y medio. Para mí, el título del año pasado es un poco nuestro. También un poco mío, aunque no sea verdad. Por lo que pasó en 2015, Valentino se merece aún más el décimo título. Haremos de todo por lograr este objetivo. Para mí, la carrera de Valentino sin el décimo título sería diferente. No está terminada. Queremos el décimo título para que cuando tengamos 50 años y nos vayamos a la cama y decir: 'Qué bonito es haber ganado 10 títulos'.
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WTF....so every year the rider who comes in second deserves half of championship. So if you come second twice, it counts as being champion? :)


From this interview you can just see he is just as delusional or even more than his friend, brother, family.

This is just sad...he should get a real job.
 
well, google translate is a good start....

and if you still dont understand, just copy the paragraph (that isn't clear) here and I wil translate it for you or maybe HelloMars might.
It is too much to translate everything.
 
Google Translate will give you the gist of it.

Neither he, nor Rossi have any intention of letting 2015 go.
 
No wonder Rossi has turned into such an ........ I always just thought Uccio was a fly buzzing around taking advantage of his buddy's status. Now I realize he has been the toxic words in Rossi’s ears.

Uccio Puig.

If you live in a glass house, don't throw rocks.
 
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Whatever the rights and wrong of last year, Rossi and co. need to move on. It achieves nothing except create negative energy.
 
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Just when I thought I couldn't dislike Uccio anymore. Jesus no wonder Rossi acts like an ... all the time, he's got that piece of .... in his ear as well.
 
So by Uccio's standards, here are the world championship tables:

Rossi: 9.5
Lorenzo: 6.5
Marquez: 5.5
Pedrosa: 4.5
Dovi: 2
Vinales: 1
P Espargaro: 1.5
Smith: 0.5
Redding:0.5
Barbera: 1
Bautista: 1.5
Miller: 0.5
Rabat: 1
Bradl: 1

Whaddya know, we have 14 World Champions on the grid!
 
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Uccio = din·gle·ber·ry
ˈdiNGəlˌberē/
nounvulgar slang
1.
a particle of fecal matter attached to the anal hair of rossi.
2.
US informal
a foolish or inept person, uccio .

Notice every time rossi leaves pit lane, he keeps pulling him from his ........
 
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Jumkie said:
No wonder Rossi has turned into such an ........ I always just thought Uccio was a fly buzzing around taking advantage of his buddy's status. Now I realize he has been the toxic words in Rossi’s ears.

Uccio Puig.
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Uccio Wormtongue
 
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Who gives a .... about this prick?...he's just a nobody who hands Rossi wipes when he comes back in all sweaty, and holds his .... for him when he takes a slash.
 
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I just find it weird that the .... goblin has hung around so long, he is like a bad smell. I think his Yamaha contract is running out, he is going to struggle to find another team that want him.

Surely the Lin Jarvis and the team must deep down think he is a bit of weirdo?
 
yakamoto san said:
Anyone make this into english ?
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Here's the google translation - a bit rough, but I think it retains enough of Uccio's tone...

(....... hell Jumkie, you're not wrong! Uccio Wormtongue Alzamora Puig lives!)

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To me what they have is not a real friendship, a groupie that got to be on the inside. It's a strange relationship.
 
Jumkie said:
No wonder Rossi has turned into such an ........ I always just thought Uccio was a fly buzzing around taking advantage of his buddy's status. Now I realize he has been the toxic words in Rossi’s ears.

Uccio Puig.

If you live in a glass house, don't throw rocks.
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Uccio's attitude and views no doubt mirror VR46's, and have for some time. But what is the original source of this paranoid, delusional, entitlement that poisons the air around Rossi and his entourage? Are you sure Uccio is the one doing the corrupting? I don't exactly remember Rossi being a Fine Sporting Chap at any point in his career. From the get-go, he made Biaggi and Gibbers out to be baby-devouring monsters.

Small groups of people living in an 'Echo Chamber', as seen here, tend to assimilate the traits of the strongest personality. And since this has always been VR's party...
 
Geonerd said:
Uccio's attitude and views no doubt mirror VR46's, and have for some time. But what is the original source of this paranoid, delusional, entitlement that poisons the air around Rossi and his entourage? Are you sure Uccio is the one doing the corrupting? I don't exactly remember Rossi being a Fine Sporting Chap at any point in his career. From the get-go, he made Biaggi and Gibbers out to be baby-devouring monsters.

Small groups of people living in an 'Echo Chamber', as seen here, tend to assimilate the traits of the strongest personality. And since this has always been VR's party...
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Yes, certainly seems to be the 'entourage' thing. One of the sad things for me is that Valentino split with the long term girlfriend after all the end of season nonsense, a beautiful young woman with whom he seemed to get on well.

Sounds like Uccio actually was the originator of the PI 2015 conspiracy theory. Also sounds like the obsession with the never necessary for Valentino's posterity 10th title runs as deep as we have been speculating. I really don't like his chances now we are in the age of Marquez unless Dorna really does "fix" the championship.
 
michaelm said:
Yes, certainly seems to be the 'entourage' thing. One of the sad things for me is that Valentino split with the long term girlfriend after all the end of season nonsense, a beautiful young woman with whom he seemed to get on well.

Sounds like Uccio actually was the originator of the PI 2015 conspiracy theory. Also sounds like the obsession with the never necessary for Valentino's posterity 10th title runs as deep as we have been speculating. I really don't like his chances now we are in the age of Marquez unless Dorna really does "fix" the championship.
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Turtle .... but with zero ambition.
 

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