Here is the transcript from the call HRC made to Stoner.
HRC-Hello Stoner san. Good to speak with you today
Stoner-What do you want?
HRC- I trust that everything is going splendidly in your isolated retirement. How is your lovely wife and child?
Stoner- Hold on just a moment the music is a bit loud in here I need to turn it down (Background music playing I still haven't found what I'm looking for by U2)................................ Ok im back and can hear better now. I'm annoyed because you interrupted my favorite song
Adriana is fine. She's made the transition from groupie to wife quite well.
The ....... baby is driving me nuts all it does is moan and cry and sook all ....... day long and it gets all the attention in the house.
Doesnt that baby understand that I am the man of the house and it should obey me unquestionably.
HRC- well Casey I have an offer for you it could take you away from all that stress for a short time
Stoner- Im listening
HRC- We want you to come to Motegi to test and help develop our new GP bike. I know you've been busy relaxing in isolation all over Australia and America but we really need your help
Stoner- Does this require me to travel?
HRC. Yes Casey the track is in Japan
Stoner- Japan is radioactive and Im not going there
HRC-It is safe there is no radioactivity in the air
Stoner- Well It can't be safe for my wife and the baby and when I get there I may find out that I was too busy to be there in the first place
HRC- It would be better if you came alone it's only a short trip
Stoner- WHAT!! I can't be without my mommy, I mean wife.
HRC-I tell you what, we will build an invisible cocoon that will surround her and the baby the entire trip. Nobody will be able to see it but our engineers.
Stoner- Ahh invisible huh. Kinda like Mark Marquez's rulebook?
HRC- yes kind of like that.
We wish you to test some new components we have designed. We want a bike that replicates your performance last year. We have changed the handlebars, we are now going to use the cruiser type bars used on Hondas Harley replicas.
We want to improve upon the lean angle capability of the bike. Here is the reason for our design. Remember the old merry-go-round's that you could lean over and grab a brass ring?
Stoner- Yes, like in Willy Wonka my favorite movie. Mmmmmmm candy
HRC- exactly. We are proposing to Dorna, to build on each corner a machine that holds out paychecks for the rider to grab as he rides by.
So We need your input on designing a bike that built for cruising around and collecting paychecks similar to your 2012 RCV
Stoner: Crikey! There's nobody better at that than me
HRC- Precisely. Now will you make the trip?
Stoner- On one condition I want the bump and his entire baby bump family to be crushed
HRC- Casey the poor little bump has done nothing to anybody. You're the only one who is ever had a beef with the bump. He is part of the Motegi family.
Stoner- Well then I'm not coming
HRC- I'll tell you what. We'll sweeten the deal for you. Will throw in a fishing trip. You can go out on one of our harpoon boats and kill as many whales and dolphins as you want.
Stoner- Oh hell yeah I'm in. Just one more thing this is a test session so it won't be publicized right? I hate being in the media.
HRC-No it will be a private session
Stoner-Okay great. Just make sure you hold a press conference so everybody knows I'm going to be there
HRC- Anything for you Casey san