Stoner to test Honda

Stoner gets to have some fun on a GP bike.

Honda gets the benefit of his feedback.


Nothing more - (unless he lays down faster times than Pedro and MM).


But I bet Honda are hoping he really loves riding the bike, and realizes how much he misses it.  Still don't think he;ll be back, but if he was ever going to, Phillip Is would be the place.  They would sell the place out if Casey came back with half a chance of winning.

Kousuke Akiyoshi, HRC test rider, is badly injured. Can't test. /thread

Waaaa. I hate the media attention. Give me more give me more give me more.


I'm going to retire with my beautiful wife and live on a farm in isolation and hunt and fish.

.... THERES NO CAMERAS HERE. I need cameras, I need cameras, I need cameras


Moto GP has moved on seamlessly without me. OMG,OMG,OMG I must do something to get my name back in the news!!!!


I just want to be loved......i dont understand why nobody loves me ,piss,whine,sook, piss, whine, sook, piss whine sook

JohnnyKnockdown

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Waaaa. I hate the media attention. Give me more give me more give me more.


I'm going to retire with my beautiful wife and live on a farm in isolation and hunt and fish.

.... THERES NO CAMERAS HERE. I need cameras, I need cameras, I need cameras


Moto GP has moved on seamlessly without me. OMG,OMG,OMG I must do something to get my name back in the news!!!!


I just want to be loved......i dont understand why nobody loves me ,piss,whine,sook, piss, whine, sook, piss whine sook

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see the preceding post

BJ.C

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243 points so far... 


 


I don't think he ever meant to "[set] the V8 Supercars series on fire - he isn't racing in it. He races in the seven-race Dunlop Development Series where he is currently 24th out of 36.


 


Not bad for a rookie with zero four-wheel race miles under his belt at the beginning of the season.


 




 


Yeah, he's .... at everything except impregnating Adriana and riding bikes, he may as well shoot himself with that bow as soon as he's begotten a son.

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So he's not in the V8 Supercars even if he has a profile there with ZERO points


But he is in the Pee Wee League of V8 cars and is ranked 24 out of 36


 


That is even worse than zero points amongst the real racers

Here is the transcript from the call HRC made to Stoner.


HRC-Hello Stoner san. Good to speak with you today


Stoner-What do you want?


HRC- I trust that everything is going splendidly in your isolated retirement. How is your lovely wife and child?


Stoner- Hold on just a moment the music is a bit loud in here I need to turn it down (Background music playing I still haven't found what I'm looking for by U2)................................ Ok im back and can hear better now. I'm annoyed because you interrupted my favorite song

Adriana is fine. She's made the transition from groupie to wife quite well.

The ....... baby is driving me nuts all it does is moan and cry and sook all ....... day long and it gets all the attention in the house.

Doesnt that baby understand that I am the man of the house and it should obey me unquestionably.


HRC- well Casey I have an offer for you it could take you away from all that stress for a short time


Stoner- Im listening


HRC- We want you to come to Motegi to test and help develop our new GP bike. I know you've been busy relaxing in isolation all over Australia and America but we really need your help


Stoner- Does this require me to travel?


HRC. Yes Casey the track is in Japan


Stoner- Japan is radioactive and Im not going there


HRC-It is safe there is no radioactivity in the air


Stoner- Well It can't be safe for my wife and the baby and when I get there I may find out that I was too busy to be there in the first place


HRC- It would be better if you came alone it's only a short trip


Stoner- WHAT!! I can't be without my mommy, I mean wife.


HRC-I tell you what, we will build an invisible cocoon that will surround her and the baby the entire trip. Nobody will be able to see it but our engineers.


Stoner- Ahh invisible huh. Kinda like Mark Marquez's rulebook?


HRC- yes kind of like that.

We wish you to test some new components we have designed. We want a bike that replicates your performance last year. We have changed the handlebars, we are now going to use the cruiser type bars used on Hondas Harley replicas.

We want to improve upon the lean angle capability of the bike. Here is the reason for our design. Remember the old merry-go-round's that you could lean over and grab a brass ring?


Stoner- Yes, like in Willy Wonka my favorite movie. Mmmmmmm candy


HRC- exactly. We are proposing to Dorna, to build on each corner a machine that holds out paychecks for the rider to grab as he rides by.

So We need your input on designing a bike that built for cruising around and collecting paychecks similar to your 2012 RCV


Stoner: Crikey! There's nobody better at that than me


HRC- Precisely. Now will you make the trip?


Stoner- On one condition I want the bump and his entire baby bump family to be crushed


HRC- Casey the poor little bump has done nothing to anybody. You're the only one who is ever had a beef with the bump. He is part of the Motegi family.


Stoner- Well then I'm not coming


HRC- I'll tell you what. We'll sweeten the deal for you. Will throw in a fishing trip. You can go out on one of our harpoon boats and kill as many whales and dolphins as you want.


Stoner- Oh hell yeah I'm in. Just one more thing this is a test session so it won't be publicized right? I hate being in the media.


HRC-No it will be a private session


Stoner-Okay great. Just make sure you hold a press conference so everybody knows I'm going to be there


HRC- Anything for you Casey san

LMFAO


HAHAHAHAHAHA!

that Stoner drives a hard bargain LOL

JohnnyKnockdown

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<strike>Waaaa. I hate the media attention. Give me more give me more give me more.


I'm going to retire with my beautiful wife and live on a farm in isolation and hunt and fish.

.... THERES NO CAMERAS HERE. I need cameras, I need cameras, I need cameras


Moto GP has moved on seamlessly without me. OMG,OMG,OMG I must do something to get my name back in the news!!!!</strike>


I just want to be loved......i dont understand why nobody loves me ,piss,whine,sook, piss, whine, sook, piss whine sook

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Wearing your 'ironic' t-shirt today, JKD?

Dr No

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Wearing your 'ironic' t-shirt today, JKD?

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I save my Irony Man costume for Halloween

JohnnyKnockdown

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I save my Irony Man costume for Halloween

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So you use iron-on transfers for your Halloween costumes JK. This explains much about your concept of irony.

The mind of a Rossi nut swinger is a miserable place these days.

That is a funny piece JK, but the psychosis that spawned it is troubling. The mere mention of the name Stoner gets your brain spinning like a top. Your worst nightmare, the thing that keeps you up at night, is one step closer to reality.

povol

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Your worst nightmare, the thing that keeps you up at night, is one step closer to reality.

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Oh ..... Did I miss something Is Jeb Bush Running for president in 2016?

JohnnyKnockdown

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Oh ..... Did I miss something Is Jeb Bush Running for president in 2016?

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 The Bush's dont have a bad reputation in the Miami gay community, do they?

gui22a

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LMFAO


HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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+1

Monday July 22 Location Honda Corporate watercooler


 


1st exec - Markie-son dump caacaa on Rossie-son this weekend


 


2nd exec - Indeed,very good our Markie-son


 


1st exec - Tin foillies very upset and make many mean posts on net


 


2nd exec - Maybe we help Markie-son


 


1st exec - Yes maybe we scare them and invite Casey-son to ride new bike


 


2nd exec - Aah so.......They forget about Markie-son


 


1st exec - I make call very quick


 


2nd exec - Hee he he he he.  Very good plan.


 


1st exec - He he he he. Yes very good. Tin foillies go crazy.

whammy

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So he's not in the V8 Supercars even if he has a profile there with ZERO points


But he is in the Pee Wee League of V8 cars and is ranked 24 out of 36


 


That is even worse than zero points amongst the real racers

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Piss-poor effort at saving your fact-free post.

BJ.C

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Piss-poor effort at saving your fact-free post.

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http://www.v8supercars.com.au/championship/teams-and-drivers/casey-stoner


 


Is that enough fact for you?

whammy

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http://www.v8supercars.com.au/championship/teams-and-drivers/casey-stoner


 


Is that enough fact for you?

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Stoner is 24th in the Dunlop Series with 243 points. He doesn't race in V8 Supercars.


http://www.v8supercars.com.au/championship/2013-dunlop-development-series

whammy

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So he's not in the V8 Supercars even if he has a profile there with ZERO points

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So? You have a profile here and have made ZERO points so far.