Yes, I haven’t been around lately, so I’ve been reading some “old” threads. I came across this one and started laughing uncontrollably. Its not so much that Johnny’s post was so hilariously funny, witty, and clever, but the real laughter came from reading the knee-jerk Neanderthals that just didn’t get the satire (bar the new people that perhaps may not have known the inside joke history behind the sarcasm), but those who were here back when Hayden was summarily crucified for winning the championship, those that were here before, have no excuse for not getting the joke. Jesus H Christ, I’ve been only gone for a few months but it seems more of the same. And I haven’t even got to the Rossi- Bridgestone threads. My God, if this is what I’m in for, only the Lord can help me now!
Johnny’s post was so witty it deserves a second look.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(JohnnyKnockdown @ Nov 6 2007, 07:08 PM) [snapback]99379[/snapback]<div class='quotemain'>
Congratulations Dani for being lucky. You certainly don't deserve that 2nd place trophy. You never earned it. You only won two races.
You are the worst 2nd place finisher of all time. I will never acknowledge
that you are the 2007 runner up. History will put an asterisk next to your name and this season. You only got second place because those that finished behind you scored fewer points than you. Those races when they crashed, broke or finished badly were merely them giving you points. You wern't good enough to beat them. You had to rely on their poor judgement and bad luck in order to score more points. That's not how a true motogp runner up should race.
You are a lucky fraud who will never be a runner up again!
Haha, this was an excellent post. Is this how we weed out the adolescent members and IQs-less-than-your-shoe-size members of the forum? By using witty posts beyond the capabilities of a blindfolded monkey? Great.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(rgvneil @ Nov 7 2007, 07:22 AM) [snapback]99486[/snapback]<div class='quotemain'>
If this thread shows us 'oldies' one thing it's that there are many 'newbies' here who didn't see all the grief Nicky Hayden got last year.
Yeah, so how do you explain some of the 'oldies' getting their panties in a tizzy? Johnny's post had WIT & SATIRE written all over it, yet, plenty of the 'oldies' got all flustered. Haha, especially the 15 and younger crowd.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(povol @ Nov 7 2007, 05:28 AM) [snapback]99445[/snapback]<div class='quotemain'>
Satire is something that must be practiced only in the US and UK.For those of us that see it all the time,its obvious even on a computer screen.Its like the post where someone was coming unglued about an Mamola article.It was so obvious,yet some saw it as a serious article bashing Rossi.I guess some people are just edgy emotionally and take everything as a personal affront.
I don't think it limited to the US/UK, I think its practiced the world wide. Wittiness is a universal human activity that enriches life. However, satire/wit requires a bit of a sense of humor and a bit of IQ (not allot of it and not in any particular order).
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Traverser @ Nov 7 2007, 11:14 AM) [snapback]99548[/snapback]<div class='quotemain'>
I took the joke as more of making fun of Rossi and his fans than Pedrosa.
That's because, unlike a few, you actually got the joke.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(IsraeliRacer @ Nov 7 2007, 01:16 PM) [snapback]99577[/snapback]<div class='quotemain'>
.....So little recognition of sarcasm and irony in some peoples posts, even after it was pointed out
where's Jumkie when you need him?
I told you I would splash in, but perhaps this was not the grand reappearance you were hoping for? Perhaps a kinder, gentler, return? Hahaha. This was a great thread to return and begin posting on. Wow, it really is breathtaking to see the sarcasm/wittiness ooze out of a post and it not reach the tickle bone of the reader. Ah, the irony.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(baldylocks @ Nov 8 2007, 04:06 AM) [snapback]99700[/snapback]<div class='quotemain'>
HMMM - what would jumkie say i wonder ?
OH - yeah -
"Grow some skin........"
Where is the little fat donut eater anyway ?
does anyone hear from him ?
Here is a secret. As you wrote this post, perhaps you didn't know that this exact day was my birthday. (Yes, its the 8th of November). Now how is that for irony? Amazing, and you were talking about me some half a world away not knowing that I was getting drunk, cursing my computer for crashing, and not having my Internet connection up to keep in touch with my online family.
As far as this thread and your post, well wonder no more my friend, I think what I would have said is not, '
grow some skin' but rather to those who didn't get the sarcasm in Johnny's post to start this thread, I would have said:
'grow some brain!'.