MotoGP: 2015 Round 11 - Brno (SPOILERS)

Marquez back to his best:

FP1 results:

1. Jorge Lorenzo ESP Movistar Yamaha MotoGP (YZR-M1) 1m 56.499s [Lap 8/15] 308km/h (Top Speed)
2. Marc Marquez ESP Repsol Honda Team (RC213V) 1m 56.650s +0.151s [9/17] 310km/h
3. Dani Pedrosa ESP Repsol Honda Team (RC213V) 1m 56.784s +0.285s [17/17] 312km/h
4. Andrea Dovizioso ITA Ducati Team (Desmosedici GP15) 1m 56.821s +0.322s [7/14] 315km/h
5. Andrea Iannone ITA Ducati Team (Desmosedici GP15) 1m 56.914s +0.415s [14/16] 315km/h
6. Valentino Rossi ITA Movistar Yamaha MotoGP (YZR-M1) 1m 57.038s +0.539s [17/17] 308km/h
7. Bradley Smith GBR Monster Yamaha Tech 3 (YZR-M1) 1m 57.137s +0.638s [18/18] 311km/h
8. Aleix Espargaro ESP Team Suzuki Ecstar (GSX-RR) 1m 57.597s +1.098s [14/15] 304km/h
9. Maverick Viñales ESP Team Suzuki Ecstar (GSX-RR)* 1m 57.753s +1.254s [13/14] 305km/h
10. Cal Crutchlow GBR CWM LCR Honda (RC213V) 1m 57.781s +1.282s [12/16] 310km/h
11. Yonny Hernandez COL Octo Pramac Racing (Desmosedici GP14.2) 1m 57.983s +1.484s [8/16] 310km/h
12. Pol Espargaro ESP Monster Yamaha Tech 3 (YZR-M1) 1m 58.195s +1.696s [9/16] 309km/h
13. Scott Redding GBR Estrella Galicia 0,0 Marc VDS (RC213V) 1m 58.365s +1.866s [15/17] 308km/h
14. Hector Barbera ESP Avintia Racing (Desmosedici GP14 Open) 1m 58.416s +1.917s [11/12] 308km/h
15. Danilo Petrucci ITA Octo Pramac Racing (Desmosedici GP14.1) 1m 58.445s +1.946s [3/15] 306km/h
16. Nicky Hayden USA Aspar MotoGP Team (RC213V-RS) 1m 58.549s +2.050s [13/14] 300km/h
17. Mike Di Meglio FRA Avintia Racing (Desmosedici GP14 Open) 1m 58.589s +2.090s [10/14] 307km/h
18. Eugene Laverty IRL Aspar MotoGP Team (RC213V-RS)* 1m 58.656s +2.157s [18/18] 302km/h
19. Alvaro Bautista ESP Factory Aprilia Gresini (RS-GP) 1m 58.669s +2.170s [17/17] 302km/h
20. Loris Baz FRA Forward Racing (Forward Yamaha)* 1m 58.720s +2.221s [14/16] 300km/h
21. Stefan Bradl GER Factory Aprilia Gresini (RS-GP) 1m 59.434s +2.935s [9/17] 303km/h
22. Jack Miller AUS CWM LCR Honda (RC213V-RS)* 1m 59.559s +3.060s [12/12] 298km/h
23. Claudio Corti ITA Forward Racing (Forward Yamaha) 2m 00.074s +3.575s [14/16] 300km/h
24. Alex De Angelis RSM E-Motion IodaRacing (ART) 2m 00.122s +3.623s [17/17] 294km/h
25. Karel Abraham CZE AB Motoracing (RC213V-RS) 2m 01.881s +5.382s [8/12] 297km/h

So people call Cal "Cuntslow" or "Crashlow" as he crashes a lot. So shall we start using "Cuntuez" and "Crashuez" for ol' Marky? MurderMarc's gotten old now..

I propose "Farc" as I imagine it's close to what he says on his weekly trip to the gravel trap.

Damn, everybody going down.

povol said:

Damn, everybody going down.

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Where do I get in line?

I had to laugh

https://twitter.com/BSMotoGP/status/632166679724736512

we need Geonerd back to provide video coverage.

Jumkie said:

we need Geonerd back to provide video coverage.

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We need Geoturd like Bruce Jenner needs a .....

SuperManatee said:

We need Geoturd like Bruce Jenner needs a .....

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Given his reluctance to part with it - one might deduce that Jenner believes that it's very necessary to his happiness. He's actually said that he doesn't want to sleep with men, but rather wants to bed down women.

Keshav said:

Given his reluctance to part with it - one might deduce that Jenner believes that it's very necessary to his happiness. He's actually said that he doesn't want to sleep with men, but rather wants to bed down women.

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I bet he just told you that to keep from hurting your feelings.

MdubSTYLIE said:

I bet he just told you that to keep from hurting your feelings.

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Never met the guy. I'm guessing with your history with the opposite ... - excuses for being rejected would more in your wheelhouse. Of course when I say "opposite ..." I mean that your vast experiences are exactly that, the opposite of .... You and Supra Menses Tween always make obsessive references to ... in the way that guys who never get any, always do. I'll tell you a little secret. To be any good at it - you need to stop practicing on your own.

Keshav said:

Never met the guy. I'm guessing with your history with the opposite ... - excuses for being rejected would more in your wheelhouse. Of course when I say "opposite ..." I mean that your vast experiences are exactly that, the opposite of .... You and Supra Menses Tween always make obsessive references to ... in the way that guys who never get any, always do. I'll tell you a little secret. To be any good at it - you need to stop practicing on your own.

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There ya go again turning something that was a joke I played completely off of your post into something personal. I was divorced a few years ago which was public news in this forum. Its cool though I have long moved on. Two things are facts around here, Casey stoner has retired and keshav is the biggest ...... on the internets. For the record I still have a picture of you making out with another dude. I'll trade it to you for another tshirt

Marcy Mark playing in the sand - https://www.facebook.com/MotoGP/videos/10153759047405769/


And a link to a Czech photo gallery - Fotoreport Pten program v Brn | Motorki.cz

Keshav said:

Never met the guy. I'm guessing with your history with the opposite ... - excuses for being rejected would more in your wheelhouse. Of course when I say "opposite ..." I mean that your vast experiences are exactly that, the opposite of .... You and Supra Menses Tween always make obsessive references to ... in the way that guys who never get any, always do. I'll tell you a little secret. To be any good at it - you need to stop practicing on your own.

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.... Rossi! Thank you, carry on...

I'm in Hawaii and drunk, I take no responsibility for what I post. All vitriol shall be directed to Wilski or Jumkie.