Jordan headed to MotoGP

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Don't underestimate these guys, and I'd put Josh Hayes at the top of the list.  Consider Iannone was giving Marc fits and now look at him.  Paritymatters.  Anyway, as far as future, I think the boys running DSB are AMA's best.  Cameron Beaubier, JD Beach, Jake Gagne, Garrett Gerloff, Jake Lewis among our future stars.  

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Didn't Beaubier have a stint with KTM some years ago in the old 125 class - or was it Moto 3 by then? He came with very strong recommendations.

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I've written it previously, Arrabb.

No opportunities for US riders? Have a look who his teammate was on that KTM 125 team...

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It must have been MM.


 


You overlook the fact that Cameron's bike would have been assembled from all the left over discarded parts from Marc's side of the garage. Dorna would have also have authorised the Marquez machine to be bored out to 175cc and the scrutineers paid off hansomely at each round. Further, an extra 10KG of lead weights would have been routinely strapped under the seat unit of Beaubier's bike as part of a clause inserted into the contract by Repsol. Additionally, in return for their continued endorsement/sponsorship of the team, the Austrian marque were also instructed to procure a cocktail of designer steroids and performance enahancing drugs including androstenedione from various pharmaceutical companies in Switzerland for Marquez's sole consumption. However upon learning that one of the side effects of androstenedione in particular could lead to shrinking testicles, Marquez who was still waiting for his balls to drop was understandably reluctant to take it. Harald Bartol eventually offloaded the consignment to Sito Pons who later force fed it to Pol during the first half of this season.

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It must have been MM.

 

You overlook the fact that Cameron's bike would have been assembled from all the left over discarded parts from Marc's side of the garage. Dorna would have also have authorised the Marquez machine to be bored out to 175cc and the scrutineers paid off hansomely at each round. Further, an extra 10KG of lead weights would have been routinely strapped under the seat unit of Beaubier's bike as part of a clause inserted into the contract by Repsol. Additionally, in return for their continued endorsement/sponsorship of the team, the Austrian marque were also instructed to procure a cocktail of designer steroids and performance enahancing drugs including androstenedione from various pharmaceutical companies in Switzerland for Marquez's sole consumption. However upon learning that one of the side effects of androstenedione in particular could lead to shrinking testicles, Marquez who was still waiting for his balls to drop was understandably reluctant to take it. Harald Bartol eventually offloaded the consignment to Sito Pons who later force fed it to Pol during the first half of this season.

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You forgot the wooden tyres

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It must have been MM.


 


You overlook the fact that Cameron's bike would have been assembled from all the left over discarded parts from Marc's side of the garage. Dorna would have also have authorised the Marquez machine to be bored out to 175cc and the scrutineers paid off hansomely at each round. Further, an extra 10KG of lead weights would have been routinely strapped under the seat unit of Beaubier's bike as part of a clause inserted into the contract by Repsol. Additionally, in return for their continued endorsement/sponsorship of the team, the Austrian marque were also instructed to procure a cocktail of designer steroids and performance enahancing drugs including androstenedione from various pharmaceutical companies in Switzerland for Marquez's sole consumption. However upon learning that one of the side effects of androstenedione in particular could lead to shrinking testicles, Marquez who was still waiting for his balls to drop was understandably reluctant to take it. Harald Bartol eventually offloaded the consignment to Sito Pons who later force fed it to Pol during the first half of this season.

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It must have been MM.

 

You overlook the fact that Cameron's bike would have been assembled from all the left over discarded parts from Marc's side of the garage. Dorna would have also have authorised the Marquez machine to be bored out to 175cc and the scrutineers paid off hansomely at each round. Further, an extra 10KG of lead weights would have been routinely strapped under the seat unit of Beaubier's bike as part of a clause inserted into the contract by Repsol. Additionally, in return for their continued endorsement/sponsorship of the team, the Austrian marque were also instructed to procure a cocktail of designer steroids and performance enahancing drugs including androstenedione from various pharmaceutical companies in Switzerland for Marquez's sole consumption. However upon learning that one of the side effects of androstenedione in particular could lead to shrinking testicles, Marquez who was still waiting for his balls to drop was understandably reluctant to take it. Harald Bartol eventually offloaded the consignment to Sito Pons who later force fed it to Pol during the first half of this season.

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While I have no objection to a bit more eye-candy in GPs, there should be standards. On the face of it she's passable, but as soon as she opens her mouth (to talk) you realise you are in the presence of a complete and utter skank.


 

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Not that I think it will ever happen, but you guys should be wishing both your nuts that MJ runs a MotoGP team better than he does an NBA basketball team.  Now presenting: The Charlotte Bobcats MotoGP team!  We'll be mucking it around with the other CRT backmarkers for the next decade or so....

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Agreed, who cares about how she sounds. If I wanted an in depth chat id take Martin Luther to bed.

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This is what she looks like without the airbrushed picture. I suppose half a dozen kids all by different fathers takes it toll.  I wont fight you for her haha


 

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Well, that is her body in the pic, right?  Compa, all you need to do is turn down the light a bit.  

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Well, that is her body in the pic, right?  Compa, all you need to do is turn down the light a bit.  

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