<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (fasteddy @ Apr 21 2006, 11:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>Come on frosty be nice
You have to admit that since it
stoped being the SHUMI show it has become much more interesting.
well it's a little more interesting, but i think it's gonna turn into the alonso show soon
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (frosty58 @ Apr 22 2006, 10:28 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>well it's a little more interesting, but i think it's gonna turn into the alonso show soon
Tell it like it is, mate!! The lawn bowls of the motorsport world.
"265,978th lap here at round four of the Insomniac-healing 2006 Formula 1 Grand Prix. And Fernando alonso has the lead. But he lost .00000532 of a second to some other guy in a car that will never make it to the street, or to the next season of F1 through rule changes. Luckily Alonso has swithed on his traction, steering, acelleration and braking control system, combined with the new GPS navigator that puts US warplanes to shame, so now all he has to do is sit back and read the latest Harry Potter book while his renault guides itself to Victory. Oh look! An engine blew up! Looks like the guys at race control thought the race was getting too boring so they picked a driver and pushed a little red button to turn up the action! Now the entire top ten has reshuffled, due to a pit stop. Fisi now has the lead, but has been ordered back to the pits so Alonso can take it back without overtaking. Now I`ll let my co-commentator, some guy we pulled off the street with a European accent say somthing for the first time in 3 hours:" "Yes, de Michelin is better than de Bridgestone because-" "I'm gonna cut you off there because I felt like it and its the last lap and Alonso has the lead! And he takes the win! Schumaker looks like hes in for a podium.... but the guys at race control interfere again! This time remapping his cars injection to slow it down so he pits in, losing his podium. That Schumaker just dosent learn how to lose. This win gives Alonso a grand total of 3 points, which after taxes translates to 1.253 points to add to his 5.6093 point lead. What a race!"