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The Tornada blows up a desert storm
Qatar Test: Day 1
(14/02/2007)
Multi Monday champion Colin Edwards showed us why, after Nicky Hayden, Lunatic Lorenzo, Casey Stoner, Sete Gibernau and Marco Melandri, he was Yamaha's number one choice to be their number two rider.
The Texan, who often dreams about Assen if he eats too much cheese before bed, set the fastest time on day one of the official MotoGP Paris-to-Dakar test. The safety issue, that HRC sold us, was once again booted in the unprotected soft regions as the American's impressive time of 1min 56.774secs was quicker than last year's fastest race lap set by the fading ex-champ Valentino Rossi.
Despite the pressure of the entire MotoGP field being present and against his run of form the Italian Valentino Rossi didn't crumble under the pressure this time setting the second fastest time within a tartar scraping of Edwards.
Fresh from gaining a distinction from Sete's Clown College of Excellence, Casey Stoner proved that to be funny on the track first you need to be fast on the track. The 14 year old Australian put down his chuzzabong to set a time that was almost as impressive as his own self-esteem. Crucially Stoner was the fastest Bridgestone rider and over half a second faster than his team mate Loris 'the physical results of child smoking' Capirossi.
The fastest rider to almost fall under the black and sinister HRC umbrella was the superb widescreen-friendly American Kenny McRoberts Jnr. Many had believed that the 800cc engine would further expose Junior's power-to-weight ratio but the American coated his critics in low-fat dressing and tossed them on to the salad bar by setting the fourth fastest time. This result helped strengthen the belief that HRC are a bit rubbish at building frames.
Nicky Hayden WC flushed away his recent beefs with his new Honda to set a time only three tenths shy of Edwards. Hayden, known as the 'Kentucky Kid' as an amalgamation of his birth location and having an education proportion to an average four year-old, was immediately on the pace meaning the sickly wussy "we need more power but I'm sure my boys at Honda will come through" comments were thankfully kept to a minimum.
Haystack's partically portioned team-mate Pedrosa was less impressive finishing day one in tenth. The smile-shy little git found he could only slowly improve as his Intel Celeron processor struggled to cope with the sheer mass of raw data being inputted.
After Suzuki's Phillip Island nightmare it was a welcome relief for Comical Denning and his army to see Hooligan Hoppers back on form. The angry American publicly kicked the crap out of his Suzy here last year but was more relaxed this time out finishing in Edwardth position.
Then, closely behind, came the rest. So closely in fact that positions 3rd to 15th were all covered by less than a second.
On the Ellison side of the timesheets Ilmor GP team again struggled but were at least a metric inch closer from the pack racing away miles ahead.
Returning from his horrific injuries and stuck to the back of the times like a Dunlop clad limpet was the antique Ulsterman Jeremy McWilliams. The Lepricorn of MotoGP struggled to even walk yet alone ride despite him using the latest Irish method of a 'Guinness Chamber' to speed up his healing process.
1. Colin Edwards USA Factory Yamaha Team (M) 1min 56.774secs
2. Valentino Rossi ITA Factory Yamaha Team (M) 1min 56.891secs
3. Casey Stoner AUS Ducati Marlboro Team (
1min 56.960secs
4. Kenny Roberts USA Team Roberts (M) 1min 57.064secs
5. Nicky Hayden USA Repsol Honda Team (M) 1min 57.070secs
6. John Hopkins USA Rizla Suzuki MotoGP (
1min 57.350secs
7. Loris Capirossi ITA Ducati Marlboro Team (
1min 57.360secs
8. Carlos Checa SPA Honda LCR (M) 1min 57.370secs
9. Alex Barros BRA Pramac d'Antin MotoGP (
1min 57.690secs
10. Dani Pedrosa SPA Repsol Honda Team (M) 1min 57.700secs
11. Randy de Puniet FRA Kawasaki Racing Team (
1min 57.730secs
12. Marco Melandri ITA Gresini Honda (
1min 57.760secs
13. Alex Hofmann GER Pramac d'Antin MotoGP (
1min 57.800secs
14. Shinya Nakano JPN Konica Minolta Honda (M) 1min 57.850secs
15. Chris Vermeulen AUS Rizla Suzuki MotoGP (
1min 57.900secs
16. Makoto Tamada JPN Tech 3 Yamaha (D) 1min 58.408secs
17. Olivier Jacque FRA Kawasaki Racing Team (
1min 58.740secs
18. Toni Elias SPA Gresini Honda (
1min 59.400secs
19. Sylvain Guintoli FRA Tech 3 Yamaha (D) 1min 59.740secs
20. Shinichi Ito JPN Ducati (
1min 59.966secs
21. Andrew Pitt AUS Ilmor GP (M) 2min 1.677secs
22. Jeremy McWilliams GBR Ilmor GP (M) 2min 10.341secs
The Tornada blows up a desert storm
Qatar Test: Day 1
(14/02/2007)
Multi Monday champion Colin Edwards showed us why, after Nicky Hayden, Lunatic Lorenzo, Casey Stoner, Sete Gibernau and Marco Melandri, he was Yamaha's number one choice to be their number two rider.
The Texan, who often dreams about Assen if he eats too much cheese before bed, set the fastest time on day one of the official MotoGP Paris-to-Dakar test. The safety issue, that HRC sold us, was once again booted in the unprotected soft regions as the American's impressive time of 1min 56.774secs was quicker than last year's fastest race lap set by the fading ex-champ Valentino Rossi.
Despite the pressure of the entire MotoGP field being present and against his run of form the Italian Valentino Rossi didn't crumble under the pressure this time setting the second fastest time within a tartar scraping of Edwards.
Fresh from gaining a distinction from Sete's Clown College of Excellence, Casey Stoner proved that to be funny on the track first you need to be fast on the track. The 14 year old Australian put down his chuzzabong to set a time that was almost as impressive as his own self-esteem. Crucially Stoner was the fastest Bridgestone rider and over half a second faster than his team mate Loris 'the physical results of child smoking' Capirossi.
The fastest rider to almost fall under the black and sinister HRC umbrella was the superb widescreen-friendly American Kenny McRoberts Jnr. Many had believed that the 800cc engine would further expose Junior's power-to-weight ratio but the American coated his critics in low-fat dressing and tossed them on to the salad bar by setting the fourth fastest time. This result helped strengthen the belief that HRC are a bit rubbish at building frames.
Nicky Hayden WC flushed away his recent beefs with his new Honda to set a time only three tenths shy of Edwards. Hayden, known as the 'Kentucky Kid' as an amalgamation of his birth location and having an education proportion to an average four year-old, was immediately on the pace meaning the sickly wussy "we need more power but I'm sure my boys at Honda will come through" comments were thankfully kept to a minimum.
Haystack's partically portioned team-mate Pedrosa was less impressive finishing day one in tenth. The smile-shy little git found he could only slowly improve as his Intel Celeron processor struggled to cope with the sheer mass of raw data being inputted.
After Suzuki's Phillip Island nightmare it was a welcome relief for Comical Denning and his army to see Hooligan Hoppers back on form. The angry American publicly kicked the crap out of his Suzy here last year but was more relaxed this time out finishing in Edwardth position.
Then, closely behind, came the rest. So closely in fact that positions 3rd to 15th were all covered by less than a second.
On the Ellison side of the timesheets Ilmor GP team again struggled but were at least a metric inch closer from the pack racing away miles ahead.
Returning from his horrific injuries and stuck to the back of the times like a Dunlop clad limpet was the antique Ulsterman Jeremy McWilliams. The Lepricorn of MotoGP struggled to even walk yet alone ride despite him using the latest Irish method of a 'Guinness Chamber' to speed up his healing process.
1. Colin Edwards USA Factory Yamaha Team (M) 1min 56.774secs
2. Valentino Rossi ITA Factory Yamaha Team (M) 1min 56.891secs
3. Casey Stoner AUS Ducati Marlboro Team (
4. Kenny Roberts USA Team Roberts (M) 1min 57.064secs
5. Nicky Hayden USA Repsol Honda Team (M) 1min 57.070secs
6. John Hopkins USA Rizla Suzuki MotoGP (
7. Loris Capirossi ITA Ducati Marlboro Team (
8. Carlos Checa SPA Honda LCR (M) 1min 57.370secs
9. Alex Barros BRA Pramac d'Antin MotoGP (
10. Dani Pedrosa SPA Repsol Honda Team (M) 1min 57.700secs
11. Randy de Puniet FRA Kawasaki Racing Team (
12. Marco Melandri ITA Gresini Honda (
13. Alex Hofmann GER Pramac d'Antin MotoGP (
14. Shinya Nakano JPN Konica Minolta Honda (M) 1min 57.850secs
15. Chris Vermeulen AUS Rizla Suzuki MotoGP (
16. Makoto Tamada JPN Tech 3 Yamaha (D) 1min 58.408secs
17. Olivier Jacque FRA Kawasaki Racing Team (
18. Toni Elias SPA Gresini Honda (
19. Sylvain Guintoli FRA Tech 3 Yamaha (D) 1min 59.740secs
20. Shinichi Ito JPN Ducati (
21. Andrew Pitt AUS Ilmor GP (M) 2min 1.677secs
22. Jeremy McWilliams GBR Ilmor GP (M) 2min 10.341secs