Stoner definitely not coming back to MotoGP

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See his forum name? I can assure u, that dude is for real. Pov said he misses the boppers, frankly I do too. It was so much funner around here. Now left are the semi-sane VR fans. They're <span style="font-size:12px;no fun arguing with well thought out arguments and stuff.

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Never ever ever ever ever.

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Never ever ever ever ever.

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Not even a one-off at Philip Island?
 
Suppose Pedrosa breaks something and suddenly there is a spare Honda laying about.  You think Livio might not give Casey a call and ask?  I could see him answering, 'yes.'

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I suppose in those very limited circumstances he might consider it. But I get the distinct impression he hates it and doesn't want to come back. Loves the racing, hates the paddock.

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pff krop come on.
following that logic no man  would ever consider coming back to someone they hate even if it was just a one off...no strings attached.
 
given the right circumstances, everybody will play their role

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I think that my belief that Stoner will not return is founded on the belief that the circumstances will never be right. Possibly, not as long as Ezpeleta lives.

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I think that my belief that Stoner will not return is founded on the belief that the circumstances will never be right.


Possibly, not as long as Ezpeleta lives.

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Thats awesome. Q: Mr. Stoner, u think u'll ever come back? A: .... NO!!!! Public: Ah, so he might be back next week.

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He pretty much quit in 2011 & 12. But I'm still trying to work out how much cowardice the cowardly Stoner possessd.

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Thats awesome. Q: Mr. Stoner, u think u'll ever come back? A: .... NO!!!! Public: Ah, so he might be back next week.

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Heres the answer to your question

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The Wizard of Oz was a groundbreaking film in many ways. Its visuals and deft storytelling were ahead of its time. Its use of single actors to play multiple characters was unheard of. 
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New notes recently released from the estate of deceased director Victor Fleming undercovered his unorthodox approach to casting the main parts. Victor cast people whose real life personalities matched the characters instead of using professional actors. He felt that a fantasy project would be more plausible if injected with a healthy dose of realism. 

 
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So he sought out all over the globe people that would fit his criteria. 
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He traveled to Spain and witnessed a man the performed the same act of stupidity over and over again without learning from his mistakes. He ascertained this flamboyant Spainard had no brain so he cast him as the Scarecrow. 

 
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He then found a man in England who bitched and complained more then any woman he had ever met so he cast him as the clueless whiner Dorothy. 

 
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His casting for the Tin Man and the Cowardly Lion was genius. He found one man fishing in Australia that had absolutely no heart and no courage. With one fell scoop he locked up both roles. 

 
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The last man he needed to find was a showman. One who could fool the public to make them believe they were great and powerfull but when the curtain was pulled they were just a fraudulent man using levers and buttons to mask his inadequacies.
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Deep in the heart of Italy his man was discovered. 

 

 
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Below you will find some never seen before pictures from Victor Flemings lost cache. These two photos depict the actors without their makeup

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IF....and that's as big as I could make it, but if Stoner does come back to GP, he would have many options wouldn't he?  But which one would be the most likely and suiting to Stoner?  Think for a second about the politics and the ... for tats he has had with the series.  This is a guy who shows you week to week he wants to win and that's pretty much it.  I would think Honda would have wanted to keep him, get rid of Pedrosa and bring on Marquez, but we all know what happend.  I don't think he has a spot on that team if he wanted to at this point with how Marquez is solidifying his place on the team.  We all know Suzuki is coming back in 2015 and if they are smart they would at the very least be putting an offer out there just to try.  It would have to make him think for at least a second because if he comes back and wins a title on a Suzuki, that puts him in a pretty lofty achievement status.  But do they have the money?  Are they even planning to run a two rider team at this point?  If they are, then they are going to need to be very economic with a rider choice.  Sensibly you would be looking for someone older with great development skills and that young upstart from Moto 2 that just wants that factory ride.  In a way both willing to ride for whatever they can get, but they are on that factory bike.  So what about any of the Satellite teams...ahhh yeah no.  That pretty much leaves Ducati.  I would easily imagine that they would make him an offer to come back to the new look GP team ala' Audi.  The money situation could be less of a stress than that of Suzuki.  He has history with them. although some of it wasn't the best kind of history, he did win them a championship.  It would also seem that with the removal of Fillippo Preziosi and the new CEO Claudio Castiglioni it may be more appealing to Stoner.  From the design aspect of the bike we all know it is going to change.  It has to so regardless of where it is right at this moment, they are going to get it right again.  It just takes that change in mindset that Ducati just went through with the new owners and team management.  If that being the case, maybe that also makes it much more appealing to Casey because now his suggetions won't be falling on deaf ears.  Oh...and the one other little tiny thing that would make it even more sweet for Stoner to come back and win on a Ducati, Rossi couldn't do it.   

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