Joined Jul 2008
2K Posts | 14+
Tweed Valley Australia
1. Again I am drunk. Had band practice tonight and we rocked.
2. The rider
3. he must be the future not the past, I have disowned Casey and Valentino should be equally disowned - anad everyone else
3. He should inspire homoerotic fantasies with motorcycling journalists.
4. He mustn't have hair on his back or his hum.
5. He must be Spanish but his name cannot be Dani (girls name) or Jorge.
6. He must have matching initials, that is, his first and last name should begin with the same letter, M is a good example.
7. Riding a Honda is a prerequisite.
It's unlikely we will get a rider with all of those qualities but if we do we should follow like a new messiah.
2. The rider
3. he must be the future not the past, I have disowned Casey and Valentino should be equally disowned - anad everyone else
3. He should inspire homoerotic fantasies with motorcycling journalists.
4. He mustn't have hair on his back or his hum.
5. He must be Spanish but his name cannot be Dani (girls name) or Jorge.
6. He must have matching initials, that is, his first and last name should begin with the same letter, M is a good example.
7. Riding a Honda is a prerequisite.
It's unlikely we will get a rider with all of those qualities but if we do we should follow like a new messiah.
To be honest Andy i have no idea where we will find a guy who fits your criteria but if we do i'm sure he will be the future and win the title in his first year.
Joined Feb 2009
3K Posts | 2+
siebenbürgen süße heimat!
thedeal
especially if we want him to be a success driven total ....... psycho that has no respect whatsoever for the well being of other men
add to the list that he has to have curly hair and speaka de funny english no?
especially if we want him to be a success driven total ....... psycho that has no respect whatsoever for the well being of other men
add to the list that he has to have curly hair and speaka de funny english no?
cliché guevara
<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;sí muy bien
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especially if we want him to be a success driven total ....... psycho that has no respect whatsoever for the well being of other men
add to the list that he has to have curly hair and speaka de funny english no?
<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;sí muy bien
Kropotkin
youve done it now krop,poor old jum will have to have an early night
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Wait! I've got it! I've figured out exactly what PSers want in a MotoGP rider:
youve done it now krop,poor old jum will have to have an early night
Joined Feb 2009
3K Posts | 2+
siebenbürgen süße heimat!
seriously?hayden? dude couldn't even match rossi even when he didn't have super glue custom michelins.
but he at least ticks the box for the funny english part
but he at least ticks the box for the funny english part
Joined Oct 2006
3K Posts | 197+
Living the dream in Scotland
Scottish, with the aggression of Doohan and Sic, Rossi's racecraft, and riding a f'ck off fast KR designed bike.
Must have teeth and ears in proportion with head, be of grown up stature and have Frankie Boyle's sense of humour for those post race put downs of other riders.
Must have teeth and ears in proportion with head, be of grown up stature and have Frankie Boyle's sense of humour for those post race put downs of other riders.
I like a rider who gives as much as he gets, risky manoeuvres without being dangerous. personality (not to be confused with Dani and Casey) and a sense of humour, not been a rider close to Hodgson since he hung up his leathers
Joined Oct 2006
25K Posts | 4K+
Your Mom's House
PS, there is just no other!
Krop, even when being a smartass, hes right 98% of the time. This is one.
Clitche, nothing gets past u.
Goaty, owned by Deal
Pete, if its not Scottish, its crap!
Andy, giving us reason to reconsider our lack of faith in man.
BJC/Zoots & other ....., giving us reason to consider no faith in man.
Krop, even when being a smartass, hes right 98% of the time. This is one.
Clitche, nothing gets past u.
Goaty, owned by Deal
Pete, if its not Scottish, its crap!
Andy, giving us reason to reconsider our lack of faith in man.
BJC/Zoots & other ....., giving us reason to consider no faith in man.
Joined Jan 2011
3K Posts | 152+
The North!
A Guy Martin that comes down the pub just abart sum's it up!
Dus tha no wot a mean!
Failing that Pete's guy sounds pretty cool.
Ska got to agree Hodgy is a pretty cool cucumber
Dus tha no wot a mean!
Failing that Pete's guy sounds pretty cool.
Ska got to agree Hodgy is a pretty cool cucumber
Kropotkin
Nice watch
What you don't want is a boring rider who spouts the company line, you want a rider who has that glint of danger and mischief in his eye, who can win races with style without resorting to dirty tactics.
3448681362677289
Wait! I've got it! I've figured out exactly what PSers want in a MotoGP rider:
Nice watch
What you don't want is a boring rider who spouts the company line, you want a rider who has that glint of danger and mischief in his eye, who can win races with style without resorting to dirty tactics.
