So what traits do PS'ers want in MotoGP rider?

eltoro · Feb 27, 2013

<span style="font-family:'lucida sans unicode', 'lucida grande', sans-serif;I'll mark some of the following traits that PS'ers <u>DON'T</u> want (from reading countless posts here over the years):

<span style="font-family:'lucida sans unicode', 'lucida grande', sans-serif;1. No midgets, people 6' and above only?

<span style="font-family:'lucida sans unicode', 'lucida grande', sans-serif;2. Preferably not Spanish?

<span style="font-family:'lucida sans unicode', 'lucida grande', sans-serif;3. No pay riders, that means you Karel Abraham?

<span style="font-family:'lucida sans unicode', 'lucida grande', sans-serif;4. Personal color is neon yellow (j/k boppers).

<span style="font-family:'lucida sans unicode', 'lucida grande', sans-serif;Let's build PS' ideal MotoGP rider. We can build him (or her)! Faster! Stronger!

xx CURVE xx · Feb 27, 2013

I like my men manly unlike Krop who likes his young petite clean cut and pretty :lol:

Dr No · Feb 27, 2013

<p style="margin-left:40px;He's been built.
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<p style="margin-left:40px;He wears super specs.
<p style="margin-left:40px;
<p style="margin-left:40px;He sports a shocker of a haircut, even for the late 90's.
<p style="margin-left:40px;
<p style="margin-left:40px;He has a spring-loaded hand.
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<p style="margin-left:40px;He has done what not even the 2010/12 World Champion dares boast - beat VR in a head-to-head race. 3 times.
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<p style="margin-left:40px;His name is Noboru Ueda.

bluegreen · Feb 27, 2013

bluegreen

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You know what's wrong with MotoGP? The riders. I've had it with these riders, the whole lot of them.

I want them replaced by robots.

Really hot ones that look like .... stars.

I already answered this a couple of years ago. I stand by it.

Dr No · Feb 27, 2013

But aside from the odd Moto2/3 entry, all the riders are male??

Ron Jeremy's 'talents' lie elsewhere...

elitemafia · Feb 27, 2013

Female

Hot

fast

Pigeon · Feb 27, 2013

this what u asking ?

i like midgets

id fook a female one spanish what ever

id pay to ride it

colour not bothered

Dr No · Feb 27, 2013

elitemafia

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Female

Hot

fast

For $1000:

What is "Black Caviar racing in Abu Dhabi"?

Andy Roo · Feb 27, 2013

I know the sport is professional and all of that but I love old videos where Barry Sheene is sucking back a lunger before he races, they had long hair,drank and were all mad rooters.

Mick Doohan got arrested for punching a bouncer in the gob.

I want wild men, piss drinking man whores who a real man can look up to, not a corporate jelly bean that is a testament to healthy living, fcuk that!

On the midgets thing, weight penalize any bike where the male is under 70kg. Whilst that is 40kg less than my current weight I think I have been fair to brown snakes and ladymen.

Also, clowning around is supposed to get you in trouble, not be blatant self promotion, there is no difference between camera kissing and window licking in my book.

And if they can't slide, they don't ride.

Andy Roo · Feb 27, 2013

Dr No

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For $1000:

What is "Black Caviar racing in Abu Dhabi"?

Other horses

make that cheque to A-n-d-y R-o-o Ta

elitemafia · Feb 27, 2013

I didn't know we were playing Jeopardy. How could I be so naive?

Ana Cinnamon Churro is only 15, she could be hot in a few years, and possibly step up to MotoGP. You never know until it happens.

Kropotkin · Feb 28, 2013

xx CURVE xx

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I like my men manly unlike Krop who likes his young petite clean cut and pretty :lol:

Something like this, perhaps?

I prefer being the top.

Goatboy · Feb 28, 2013

Thank god it wasn't a Tom of Finland!! Phew.

Lyria · Feb 28, 2013

This thread is becoming somewhat disturbing but I'll give you my idea of a rider I'd want to follow.

Looks I don't care about at all under a helmet and leathers who cares? I sure don't he could be as ugly as sin that's not why I'd be watching him, any age it doesn't matter, nationality? again doesn't matter to me. Oh and yes, it has to be a him, I know I should defend my ... but I don't think there's a place in motogp for female riders, sorry.

What I want in a rider is someone who is fast and exciting to watch as well. I agree with Andy Roo, Barry Sheene was a hell of a rider, you simply don't/can't get riders like that these days sadly and it's a real shame. I want someone who will stand up and say it how they see it, not always following the corporate line, someone with intelligence but also that little spark of danger in their eyes that says don't mess with me or else.

I want to ooh and ahh as said rider starts at the back of the grid for a reason that's not his fault, but through faultless riding wins the damn race!! Asking too much? Maybe, but I'd love to see it happen.

BJ.C · Feb 28, 2013

Dr No

3444051362035040

For $1000:

What is "Black Caviar racing in Abu Dhabi"?

Next weeks beefburger at Tesco's??

BJ.C · Feb 28, 2013

Ana Cinnamon Churro is only 15, she could be hot in a few years,

If she's really called Cinnamon Churro, she will probably look like this in a couple of years...

Zootalaws · Mar 4, 2013

I want a rider with a Mensa card, nerves as steady as a Seal sniper, the bravery of a test pilot, the touch of a brain surgeon and the wit of Oscar Wilde.

Cal, is that you, Cal???

Dr No · Mar 4, 2013

Zootalaws

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I want a rider with a Mensa card, nerves as steady as a Seal sniper, the bravery of a test pilot, the touch of a brain surgeon and the wit of Oscar Wilde.

Cal, is that you, Cal???

Steady nerves or not, how do they pull the trigger with those pinniped hands?

Big Jorge · Mar 6, 2013

Someone who enjoys a doughnut.

Goatboy · Mar 6, 2013

Complete & total lack of personality.

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