.... you MotoGP,
Here I am sitting on my couch thinking "that's right jumkie, I'm starting the Sepang II thread, right ....... here and right ....... now, getting a little slow in your old age". A quick glance at my watch told me it was the 19th, and everybody knows that Sepang II starts on the 20th.
Now you may be asking yourself right now, "why the .... am I reading this drivel?". I'll tell you why, because it's on a motoGP forum and you're bored to .... about this no racing for forever crap. So you'll read damn near anything on here, just like me.
Anyway at 10:30 the other night I go out into my yard and there's the Werzner kid looking up in the tree. I
said, "What are you looking for?" He said, "I'm looking for my burrow owl." I say, "Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick! Everybody knows that a burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they
call it a burrow owl, anyway?!" Now Stuart, do you think a kid like that is gonna know what the queers are doing to the soil?
....hold it....
Anyway, what was my point again? Oh yeah, I was just supposed to watch this stuff ocasionaly, and next thing I know I don't even really care about other sports, hockey has become dull to me in comparison. You know I can get exiled in this country for typing such things? I could get sent to the arctic with nothing but a fishing pole, a crate of sardines, a December of '86 Hustler and a tent if the authoraties find out...
So as I'm about to post this epic Sepang thread, and believe you me it was going to be good, I mean really good, you'd be thinking "holy ...., I'm stoked those ........ are screaming around the track right now, if only to see that the chatter on that Honda isn't chattering beans out of Pedro's ... right now, I don't even care it's not even a real race, but I'm super stoked now because I can even type about those loose beans in this super epic ....... thread". This thread was going to have a six pack, glow in the dark abs style...
And then I go and double check, because hey, I was once wrong in 1986 when I was given the choce to go see Flight of the Navigator or Top Gun and for some ...... up 6 year old kid who dosen't know .... from good chocolate yet reason I picked Flight of the Navigator. So all of my friends go and see Top Gun and I see a giant hunk of turd. Although there was this hot chick in the movie who was probably 16 or so with pink hair and I thought she was the bomb, it's actually probably the reason I got into punk rock years later and am dating a hot chick right now instead of joining the USN only to find out they don't let Canadians fly F-14 Tomcats and instead end up cleaning urinals with a stupid haircut. So, now that I think about it, I've never been wrong, ever.
So, I was almost wrong, it's on the 29th, not the 20th.
Now I have to kill all this time till I get to start talknig about chattering buritos leaking out of a midget's ..........
Here I am sitting on my couch thinking "that's right jumkie, I'm starting the Sepang II thread, right ....... here and right ....... now, getting a little slow in your old age". A quick glance at my watch told me it was the 19th, and everybody knows that Sepang II starts on the 20th.
Now you may be asking yourself right now, "why the .... am I reading this drivel?". I'll tell you why, because it's on a motoGP forum and you're bored to .... about this no racing for forever crap. So you'll read damn near anything on here, just like me.
Anyway at 10:30 the other night I go out into my yard and there's the Werzner kid looking up in the tree. I
said, "What are you looking for?" He said, "I'm looking for my burrow owl." I say, "Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick! Everybody knows that a burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they
call it a burrow owl, anyway?!" Now Stuart, do you think a kid like that is gonna know what the queers are doing to the soil?
....hold it....
Anyway, what was my point again? Oh yeah, I was just supposed to watch this stuff ocasionaly, and next thing I know I don't even really care about other sports, hockey has become dull to me in comparison. You know I can get exiled in this country for typing such things? I could get sent to the arctic with nothing but a fishing pole, a crate of sardines, a December of '86 Hustler and a tent if the authoraties find out...
So as I'm about to post this epic Sepang thread, and believe you me it was going to be good, I mean really good, you'd be thinking "holy ...., I'm stoked those ........ are screaming around the track right now, if only to see that the chatter on that Honda isn't chattering beans out of Pedro's ... right now, I don't even care it's not even a real race, but I'm super stoked now because I can even type about those loose beans in this super epic ....... thread". This thread was going to have a six pack, glow in the dark abs style...
And then I go and double check, because hey, I was once wrong in 1986 when I was given the choce to go see Flight of the Navigator or Top Gun and for some ...... up 6 year old kid who dosen't know .... from good chocolate yet reason I picked Flight of the Navigator. So all of my friends go and see Top Gun and I see a giant hunk of turd. Although there was this hot chick in the movie who was probably 16 or so with pink hair and I thought she was the bomb, it's actually probably the reason I got into punk rock years later and am dating a hot chick right now instead of joining the USN only to find out they don't let Canadians fly F-14 Tomcats and instead end up cleaning urinals with a stupid haircut. So, now that I think about it, I've never been wrong, ever.
So, I was almost wrong, it's on the 29th, not the 20th.
Now I have to kill all this time till I get to start talknig about chattering buritos leaking out of a midget's ..........
