Fun with Pedro

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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (xx CURVE xx @ Jul 21 2008, 03:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>Midget Tossing

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There yu go,calling Dani a tosser again.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (xx CURVE xx @ Jul 14 2008, 12:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>3902edders_airfence.jpg]

Honda needs new castings, qwick!!!

MIDGET SKYDIVING TEAM!!!!!

MIDGETMAN MANAGED TO CRUSH HIS OPPONENT THIS WEEKEND WITH A FINISHING BLOW!

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (xx CURVE xx @ Jul 21 2008, 08:55 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>
something made me eat Ham today, must have been the KB

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (jazkat @ Jul 23 2008, 09:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>MIDGET SKYDIVING TEAM!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA

wtf guys cmon get photoshopping...............

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (xx CURVE xx @ Jul 21 2008, 02:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>Midget Tossing

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One of the most outlandish past-times is the uncommonly skilled and unprejudiced pub sport of Dwarf Throwing. Unfortunately for the sport, many of the 'politically correct' people in society are making claims that the name 'Dwarf' is degrading for its sportsmen and that the term 'Dwarf Throwing' should instead be replaced by the more suitable title of 'propelling persons of restricted growth'. The people who actually compete in the sport do not support this political uproar; they simply want to be thrown.

Who Can Play?
Unlike dominoes, this pub sport can be played by anyone, as the need for heavy consumption of alcoholic beverages as preparation purposes is completely optional, but strongly recommended. Both men and women can play and even compete against each other head-to-head. Unfortunately for the men, the women who generally participate tend to have male like qualities. This has meant the customary swapping of shirts at the end of each competition has been scrapped, due to the women's constant complaints that the shirts given to them were always too small and that they wouldn't want to wear the shirt of a 'chauvinist pig who got his kicks throwing persons of restricted growth anyway'.

Large muscles, strong legs and the arbitrary beer belly are the physical secret weapons of a true dwarf-throwing athlete. However, to fully master the sport the athlete must also possess the strength of an ox, the speed of a leopard, the timing of a magician, the patience of a predator and the appearance of a rather large bull sitting on a wasp. In order for 'persons pacified with their horizontally-perpendicular circumstances' to take part in a throwing competition they must always wear full protective clothing. Injury is a serious threat to the career of a Throwing Dwarf who, if on tour, can earn a six-figure sum for allowing people to share in their very specialised field of expertise.

Unlike golf, this is a true spectator's sport worthy of any Olympic games but thanks of the interventions of 'persons who negotiate a humour deficiency' no professional body has been created to globally organise and fund what can only be described as the only sport that promotes an unprejudiced view of society (even though a British Association of Dwarf Throwers does currently exist).

The Aim of the Game
Simple, the person who throws the dwarf furthest wins.

Rules
At the time of writing, no official rules have been created for this wonderful sport.

Specialised Equipment Needed in order to Successfully Throw a Dwarf
One mattress (soft and clean)
One Dwarf (willing)
Harness with a handle (as a throwing aid)
Safety equipment
chuck says..

He is rather short, isn't he?

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