<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BarryMachine @ Jul 1 2008, 04:14 PM)
<{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>I'm telling you ...... WRC has him in their sights for 2010 or 2011 ....... their chief has already stated they are going to recruit big names to lift the profile of rally.
If it is Valentino ..... they get .....
a guy who is interested
and an instant boost of WRC fanbase as all Valentinos fans defect straight over to WRC.
Unfortunately then in WRC in 2011 they will also get:
The Pirelli's are crap
Toyota's's electronics steer the car
The pebbles in New Zealand are hand shaped by WRC to slow Rossi down
The sun was in his eyes
Michelin are getting him back
Shell put sugar in his fuel
The XXX rally car is designed for Stoner ...... even though he will still be in motogp
Rossi is used to a full sized car!
In car video with soundbites such as "Uccio Uccio de map she's upsidedown!!"
In some rallies some spectator spots will become lined with Rossi fans and become known as "the Yellow Prick Road"
Yamaha are letting Vale down by not designing Vale's Subaru as fast as Stoners Ducati.
Stoner has snuck his electronics into XX's car!!
Hayden didn't really win that Rally that he won ....... even though he will still be on bikes.
Rog. has allways been a rally fan! .....
It was raining heavier in Rossi's run
It was snowing more in Rossi's run
It was drier in Rossi's run!
It was more perfect weather in Rossi's run ... and he is a "REAL" driver so he is better at abnormal weather conditions!
Did you see Rossi's crash! .... now that's how real men crash!!
Rossi would corner better too, but because he has the TC set in such a way as to make him the best that ever their was, he is more of a racer !!
Rossi prefers to race than just win outright!!
Did you see how Rossi overtook everyone ( even on the single vehicle timed sections this will become the reality for the Rossifans )
Driver X is from a dirt background and Rossi is used to rallies around GP circuits!
Did you see the way Driver X's wife looked at Rossi!! ...... she wants him so bad!!
That car is designed for Pedrosa!
That road is covered with stones! ....... and Stoner will be blamed.
Rossi is used to a 12 litre! 2 litres is for .......!
All the road signs are in English! and Uccio can't read them!
All the maps are in English and Uccio can't read them!
All the instruments are in english and Uccio can't read them!
Uccio can't read the maps.
Rossi can't find the "Uccio voice" on his Satnav.
Rossi could have won that if he had a Fiat 500!
Whilst at motogp in Donnington a photo of Adrianna will be taken .... even though in the photo she is facing north west, someone will think that she is facing generally toward where they believe a projected line is passing through Corsica .... via vladivostoc ... thence Uraguay, where Rossi will be at a rally .......... and we will get more "did you see the way she looks at him? .... she wants him so bad!!"
Pinky will say Rossi should quit rally and give Melandri the seat!
Rog. and company will claim Dorna forced Rossi to leave motogp.
Rog. will still be on here "upping Rossi" even though he has long gone to rally .....
2 years after he has left, Rog. will still claim Rossi as the "real" winner of the 2013 motogp WC.
Rossi will eventually win his first section of a rally ........ then all fanboy hell will break loose!!
And when they announce he's going you will say that (insert rally pundit here) is a total Rossi bopper who doesnt know his arse from his elbow. Then you will quote from an interview Mat Oxley did with Graziano 20 years ago to prove how clever you are and make a ... of yourself again.
The natural order is maintained.
Pete