What’s the craziest thing You’ve hit?

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Spacedeck @ Nov 14 2006, 12:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>by sound of it there is a few of you not going to be going to Heaven

everybody knows all the cool people are in hell!

i almost hit a wall with my car and with a motorbike as well, and with my bicycle i've hit loads of kids,few walls, few trees and many other people on bicycles as well

A few months I was trying to drag off a train on the pushie and I T-boned some poor, unsuspecting kid coming out of a sidestreet. Flew arse over ... and got me some gravel rash souveniers. Litttle ........ I had that train beat, too...

I once hit a guy in mid-air at an mx pradtice track,head on.The full details are on the site somewhere.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Racejumkie @ Nov 13 2006, 10:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>I just got back from a canyon ride with a few buddies, and my friend in front of me plowed into a deer. I was behind him when two of them came out and ran across the highway, he missed one but hit the second one. My friend slid across the pavement; and later we found out he broke his collarbone. He spent the rest of the day in the hospital and his bike is smashed up pretty good.

I once hit a small dog when I first started to ride, I’m glad it wasn’t a Great Dane.

So I was just wondering, what has been the craziest thing you’ve ever hit on your bike? (cars ok too).
I once hit the floor for about 10 meters and then an armco barrier. Then my bike hit me not much fun but live to ride another day.

Also hit a wall while ogling a lady but the one that stands out most is the guy in a car I narrowly slew around on the trike because when I affronted him ,he had glasses on thicker than the usual milk bottle sort.....speechless!!!!