Joined Aug 2007
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Pomona NY
What I know is.... don't come between two chicks having a ..... fest.
I remember sitting in an Automat and seeing two Puerto Rican chicks from a Catholic school go at it - until one took the other's eye out with a teaspoon.
Joined Oct 2008
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In Cider
Thanks for clearing that up, I saw the NW incident but never heard that MD had cleared things up, not publicly anyway.
Husband beaters too.
Anyway WTF Jum? Stop saying you're Welsh while you're scratching your balls in a t shirt and shorts in BOILING Southern California. To call yourself Welsh you have to spend a least one summer here (or preferably a winter, the only difference is the latter is a lot colder, but rainfall is the same all year round i.e. all the ....... time), pay your dues brawd (Brother)!
You could then see that Lex is right, and that I'm only an engineer in my fantasies and my real job is cleaning out floaters from the local public swimming baths while secretly daydreaming of giving a Cleveland Steamer to MotoChick....
Joined Apr 2008
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Out of Nowhere
I've funded years of research into investigating this problem. Alongside a team of willing specialists, subjects and volunteers, (including, in the case of Silverstone, the assistance of a medical professional from Florida), I am finally able to confirm the ineluctable positive correlation between rapid gastro-intestinal motility and attendance at race circuits. Your problem is not confined to Donington Park, trust me - and I can cite many cases studies as irrefutable clinical based evidence.
Aside from that, the main point of my post was to ask about kitchens. I am in need of a replacement one (together with the bathroom), following severe damage incurred in June 2011 and I wondered whether anyone could offer some advice. My natural preference would be Howden's but I'm new to the world of fitted kitchens and urgently need information. I live in the Swindon area and wondered if there was a large branch near me? Or, if you could point me in the direction of my nearest depot and explain how I could get there using the available public transport I would be most grateful. I was thinking of the train, you can get a single or a return, but I'll probably go by the megabus 'loool'. I was also interested in obtaining a live stream to watch the final of the COPA America but struggled to find one anywhere.
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Joined Oct 2008
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I got some advice for ya, don't wait 4 years to fix your kitchen! Have you been living on Heinz' finest Arrab? That would explain the race circuit toilet studies...
Joined Apr 2008
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It was a mixture of dodgy curry and ale the night before, thankfully it was pissing down and I was wearing waterproofs over me jeans, so I binned the ...... jeans in the nearest cubicle and spent the rest of the day in my waterproofs freezing me bollocks off and dropping my money/phone down my leg because the pockets aren't real, just holes so you can reach your real pockets.:furious:
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Joined Oct 2008
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I'll use the chance to beat my chest and say I've been VIP Tech 3, got to sit on the bikes too!
Joined Apr 2015
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neptune
What I love about Stoner(sorry to go back on topic) is that he still - in his 3rd year of retirement - has the ability to wind people up.
You look when an article about him appears on Crash and it's pretty much always gained the most comments, most of which are giving him a good slagging.
Forever the thorn in MotoGP's side.
You look when an article about him appears on Crash and it's pretty much always gained the most comments, most of which are giving him a good slagging.
Forever the thorn in MotoGP's side.
Joined Apr 2008
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Out of Nowhere
That's too far - I really must object. Bestiality is absolutely fair game, sorry...I'll start again. As a tradition, jokes about ... with animals, including stuffed vulpine apparel are entirely acceptable. Transphobia on the other hand will only aggravate the mods who traded in their bollocks years ago.
Joined Oct 2012
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Crab Key
Joined Oct 2008
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Indeed, I think it's a love hate relationship too. The Rossi Boppers claim to hate him but obsess over him like Uccio does with Rossi, and we all know what's really going on there....
Joined Apr 2008
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