Stoner says MotoGP is ....

littlesparrows · Jul 2, 2015

Keshav said:
If you'd ever had the good fortune to see him at Philip Island or in the Corkscrew (live that is) at Laguna Seca - you'd get it. He looked like

a pipsqueak and spoke a lot like an anxious teenager waiting to reach

puberty - but holy ...., when he rode it was a thing of beauty.

Even Rossi said "He rides like a God." Actual quote.

BTW(and this is not a leading question) but do you in fact ride or own

a motorcycle? Just curious.

No - I do not. But my ball & chain does/did. I've learned a lot over the past 9 years that I'm confident in knowing how a bike works/navigates. I've ridden on bikes, I love bikes and I'm going to start riding. However, I was Too busy doing school, having a career & buying my own house at 23. I used to commute to NYC for work which was about 2hrs. No time. Now that I've settled in my current job, have more time, I will learn to ride before I hit 30.

Just wondering why you are asking?

#22 said:
Sparrows, there's a difference between admiring a riders talent and wanting to suck his ..... Anyway you can't talk, you're a Rossi Bopper who want's Rossi's ..... in the same way (When he's finished ploughing Uccio)

You guys clearly get so ....... butt hurt. I admire Casey. He's an amazing rider & very talented. I just like to pull your ....... chains because you love him so much & frankly it's adorable. Second of all, I don't give a ..... I like Rossi. He's a ....... weirdo. I honestly like him more because of his mythical/superstitious ....... sun & moon hippy ........ because I can get real ....... heady sometimes. If you are a ....... psycho & interesting as a human being I'll probably favor you more.

If I was picking someone just based on talent alone, JLo amazes me every ....... week cause he's so ....... flawless on the track.

So suck now you can all suck my big fat ....... .....

Jumkie · Jul 2, 2015

Hahaha Sparrow you're cracking me up. You are one hilarious ......

littlesparrows · Jul 2, 2015

PS. I already touched VRs butt when he grabbed me for a group photo. Sooooo, what's that? Second base?

JPSLotus · Jul 2, 2015

littlesparrows said:
PS. I already touched VRs butt when he grabbed me for a group photo. Sooooo, what's that? Second base?

I'm not impressed.

littlesparrows · Jul 2, 2015

JPSLotus said:
I'm not impressed.

.....

JPSLotus · Jul 2, 2015

littlesparrows said:
.....

Here's what I will say.

I would totally suck your .... if it meant Turdrosa being flushed down the toilet, and Casey Stoner taking his rightful place on the RCV.

CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW DEVASTATED MURDERMAC AND THE 9-TIMES WORLD CHAMPION WOULD BE?

littlesparrows · Jul 2, 2015

JPSLotus said:
Here's what I will say.

I would totally suck your .... if it meant Turdrosa being flushed down the toilet, and Casey Stoner taking his rightful place on the RCV.

CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW DEVASTATED MURDERMAC AND THE 9-TIMES WORLD CHAMPION WOULD BE?

I'd let you suck it tonight for that miracle to happen.

JPSLotus · Jul 2, 2015

littlesparrows said:
I'd let you suck it tonight for that miracle to happen.

Can someone tweet Casey and ask if said ....-sucking would be enough to get him back to MotoGP?

I feel like we need to play the vanity card and tell him, imagine being the man who denied The Doctor the chance of breaking Agostini's records?

SuperManatee · Jul 2, 2015

Keshav said:
If you'd ever had the good fortune to see him at Philip Island or in the Corkscrew (live that is) at Laguna Seca - you'd get it. He looked like
a pipsqueak and spoke a lot like an anxious teenager waiting to reach
puberty - but holy ...., when he rode it was a thing of beauty.
Even Rossi said "He rides like a God." Actual quote.
BTW(and this is not a leading question) but do you in fact ride or own
a motorcycle? Just curious.

I have. It was a thing of beauty how he owned the gravel pit in turn 5

Keshav · Jul 2, 2015

JPSLotus said:
That's ok, when I'm out on the boat, he can make like a good Manatee and swim near the propellers.

Ever seen one up close? When my wife and I were on vacation about 13 years ago - she got in the water and fed them lettuce and bottled water. I felt a sense of relief knowing that if any of our kids grew up disfigured and bloated - that she wouldn't abandon them.

SuperManatee · Jul 2, 2015

Jumkie said:
Stoner said, you're a piece of ..... Mystery solved.

Shocking. For a minute there, I thought I was the only person in the world who Stoner didnt think was a piece of ....

SuperManatee · Jul 2, 2015

JPSLotus said:
That's ok, when I'm out on the boat, he can make like a good Manatee and swim near the propellers.

We'll have a lot in common then. My back will be all scarred up from propeller marks, much like the nail marks on your back from Stoner

SuperManatee · Jul 2, 2015

Keshav said:
Ever seen one up close? When my wife and I were on vacation about 13 years ago - she got in the water and fed them lettuce and bottled water. I felt a sense of relief knowing that if any of our kids grew up disfigured and bloated - that she wouldn't abandon them.

Dont feed the manatee

Gaz · Jul 2, 2015

Mick D said:
Is that Aussie for 'just toss him softballs'??? (which is septic for 'ask the easy questions'....)

Nah Mick.

'Pushing your barrow' in Aussie terms means that you (in this case Stoner) puts his preferred position and/or things that he personally prefers and finds enjoyable.

Basically, in this context it would be Stoner answering questions that are asked but making sure that he mentions such things as the electronic aids have lessened the enjoyment/skills/desire etc.

A good example of 'pushing the barrow' was Caramel Ezpeleta a few years back when he commented that 'Rossi will be on competitive machinery next year' as he knew this would keep fans and existing sponsors happy, whilst raising the likely cost of additional sponsorship or tv deals.

Keshav · Jul 2, 2015

SuperManatee said:
Dont feed the manatee

Bullet dodged.

#22 · Jul 3, 2015

littlesparrows said:
You guys clearly get so ....... butt hurt.

With Casey's big fat one stuck up my butt all the time, of course by butt is hurt. I even walk with a limp because of it.

So suck now you can all suck my big fat ....... .....

Who's first in line? But seriously, I don't have much time for Casey Moaner even though I did admire his talent, but in days gone by here there were many threads of Stoner Vs Rossi where many Rosi Boppers even joined to post one post to the effect of "ROSSI IS THE BEST, STONER IS A ......! PERIOD" which really isn't what a debating forum is about, thankfully they weaned out when Rossi sucked a fat one of the Duc and Stoner retired.

If you like psycho's, follow Michael Dunlop. Literally banging elbows with riders on the TT, having argy bargy with his own brother nonetheless on the NW200 then in front of the cameras when asked to congratulate his brother after said battle saying "If you do that again i'll have you off", Rossi wishes he was a tenth as psycho as that man.

Total. ........ Psychopath.

Mick D · Jul 3, 2015

#22 said:
With Casey's big fat one stuck up my butt all the time, of course by butt is hurt. I even walk with a limp because of it.

Who's first in line? But seriously, I don't have much time for Casey Moaner even though I did admire his talent, but in days gone by here there were many threads of Stoner Vs Rossi where many Rosi Boppers even joined to post one post to the effect of "ROSSI IS THE BEST, STONER IS A ......! PERIOD" which really isn't what a debating forum is about, thankfully they weaned out when Rossi sucked a fat one of the Duc and Stoner retired.

If you like psycho's, follow Michael Dunlop. Literally banging elbows with riders on the TT, having argy bargy with his own brother nonetheless on the NW200 then in front of the cameras when asked to congratulate his brother after said battle saying "If you do that again i'll have you off", Rossi wishes he was a tenth as psycho as that man.

Total. ........ Psychopath.

Common... its his brother!!! Doesn't everyone want to beat their bro's ... silly?

Seriously, I'm with you on this one. If anyone was on the fence re MD, when he ...... off the R1 this year then fell/collided in the first super bike race, I had zero sympathy!!!

#22 · Jul 3, 2015

Yeah I gotta admit the way he bailed on Yamaha made me respect him a bit less.

JPSLotus · Jul 3, 2015

#22 said:
With Casey's big fat one stuck up my butt all the time, of course by butt is hurt. I even walk with a limp because of it.

Who's first in line? But seriously, I don't have much time for Casey Moaner even though I did admire his talent, but in days gone by here there were many threads of Stoner Vs Rossi where many Rosi Boppers even joined to post one post to the effect of "ROSSI IS THE BEST, STONER IS A ......! PERIOD" which really isn't what a debating forum is about, thankfully they weaned out when Rossi sucked a fat one of the Duc and Stoner retired.

If you like psycho's, follow Michael Dunlop. Literally banging elbows with riders on the TT, having argy bargy with his own brother nonetheless on the NW200 then in front of the cameras when asked to congratulate his brother after said battle saying "If you do that again i'll have you off", Rossi wishes he was a tenth as psycho as that man.

Total. ........ Psychopath.

I really enjoyed Michael Dunlop's onboard from the 2013 TT. Most incredible onboard I've ever seen and probably the greatest human feat in sports period to be able to circle that track at those speeds.

For anyone who has not seen it...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWZG1nhgwgg

SuperManatee · Jul 3, 2015

#22 said:
With Casey's big fat one stuck up my butt all the time, of course by butt is hurt. I even walk with a limp because of it.

Who's first in line? But seriously, I don't have much time for Casey Moaner even though I did admire his talent, but in days gone by here there were many threads of Stoner Vs Rossi where many Rosi Boppers even joined to post one post to the effect of "ROSSI IS THE BEST, STONER IS A ......! PERIOD" which really isn't what a debating forum is about, thankfully they weaned out when Rossi sucked a fat one of the Duc and Stoner retired.

If you like psycho's, follow Michael Dunlop. Literally banging elbows with riders on the TT, having argy bargy with his own brother nonetheless on the NW200 then in front of the cameras when asked to congratulate his brother after said battle saying "If you do that again i'll have you off", Rossi wishes he was a tenth as psycho as that man.

Total. ........ Psychopath.

Dropping the Yamaha in the middle of the TT and hopping on an unknown bike is like going base jumping and deciding at the last second to ditch your parachute for an umbrella
Dude is batshit loco

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