Well the .... excuse was really funny, but other than that, watching Kimi's interviews makes me fall asleep.
That and the getting kicked out of a strip club for running after the strippers with his pants down are his career highlights
While it would be a PR dream for Rossi to drive for Ferrari in F1, it's simply not going to happen unless by some miracle, the FIA approves the '3-cars per team' proposal. Actually, even if that is passed, I can't see Ferrari taking Rossi on as a full-time driver, considering that there are lots more talented and younger drivers available for them (Sebastian Vettel, Robert Kubica, Brunno Senna, etc.). Perhaps he can be a test or reserve driver? Or if he really wanted a full-time drive perhaps he can go to Scuderia Toro Rosso-Ferrari.