Joined Nov 2015
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Seattle
I predict Danilo Petrucci will win the championship by at least 75 points with Maverick Vinalez in second and Scott Redding in third.
Lorenzo and Marquez will not finish the season because they will be murdered by an insane Rossi fan who blames them for 2015.
Rossi will miss several races because he will be called as a material witness in the fan's trial. Rossi will not be charged with any crime himself, but by the time he will be able to return to the championship, he will have missed a significant number of races and won't have a chance to catch up to Petrucci on points.
Pedrosa will be injured after the third race of the year when he is taking a walk in the park and an acorn falls from a tree and lands on his collarbone, fracturing it in several places and requiring him to have 17 surgeries.
In a very unexpected twist, Uccio will take Rossi's place on the factory Yamaha while Rossi is busy with the trial. Though he will not be able to finish in the points in any race, his chubby appearance in race leathers will cause him to become hugely popular in Eastern Europe, and he will be given the opportunity to host a comedy-oriented sports show in Romania called "Uccio Vroom Vroom."
Lorenzo and Marquez will not finish the season because they will be murdered by an insane Rossi fan who blames them for 2015.
Rossi will miss several races because he will be called as a material witness in the fan's trial. Rossi will not be charged with any crime himself, but by the time he will be able to return to the championship, he will have missed a significant number of races and won't have a chance to catch up to Petrucci on points.
Pedrosa will be injured after the third race of the year when he is taking a walk in the park and an acorn falls from a tree and lands on his collarbone, fracturing it in several places and requiring him to have 17 surgeries.
In a very unexpected twist, Uccio will take Rossi's place on the factory Yamaha while Rossi is busy with the trial. Though he will not be able to finish in the points in any race, his chubby appearance in race leathers will cause him to become hugely popular in Eastern Europe, and he will be given the opportunity to host a comedy-oriented sports show in Romania called "Uccio Vroom Vroom."