See, I don't really get the hate for Alonso and love for Vettel. Alonso is a bit humourless, but he always comes across as a decent enough guy, and if it weren't for him, 2012 wouldn't have been anywhere near as interesting. He's not my favourite driver (in fact he'd probably only just scrape current top 5) but he's good at what he does.
I dunno, maybe it's me. I usually find myself drawn away from supporting the guy who's running away with the title and toward the guy that's fighting him the hardest for it. By that rationale, Alonso is the Lorenzo of F1.
Yes team orders are allowed in F1 and Alonso benefits from having Felipe Massa be his ..... week in week out. Although I cheered the .... out of Felipe for ignoring them last weekend, but that's not Alonso's fault. All top teams use them to varying degrees (with possible exception of McLaren)
and as much as I rate Kimi (he easily makes said top 5. In fact he's still top 2 even after leaving my team) I disagree that he's one of the quickest. When people talk to me about people being quick, I equate that to raw pace, and it's not Kimi's strongest suit. I'd say Grosjean actually beats him on that front. What makes Kimi so awesome is he's extremely intelligent and has matchless racecraft. He doesn't get drawn into stupid ...., he just plays the long game. He's also the best overtaker in the field. he can create opportunities when other drivers wouldn't even think of them, and they're always clean (if slightly rude) going from 16th to 10th in 3 laps of a ...... designed track like Monaco is impressive by any standards.
Now I've gone massively off-topic here, and I don't care. I can't find an F1 forum that's as cool and laid-back as PS. So this is kinda your fault if you think about it. I got a 'formal warning' on the last F1 forum I went to soley for taking the piss out of Hulkenberg's weight!