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Wow, I'm flattered! I hae a tribute act! What muso wouldnae be chuffed aboot that!


Sadly they are thick as ....., bassfeet or asspete or somethin would o been a better name than annoyin ...., I mean, folk could think they are a Berry Spleen tribute act.


Lookin forward tae hearing what pish they spout, I bet they even manage tae put ""och aye the noo" at the end o a post or even it's a "braw bricht moonlicht nicht."


Aye, but if they get the Scots accent right, I will put money on it bein ma gid friend Barry McLeod, whose faither came fae Lewis, but was deported tae Oz tae see the wizard for nickin a dug.

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I've just seen a documentary about the early years of the Hayden family, it was called "Deliverance."

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OK then, I admit it. I am an alter ego of someone on this forum. I'm actually basspete posting under a different account. I'm just trying to put everyone off the scent so that when I go to the social forum and ask where I can get an inflatable dildo for my butt, nobody will know that it's me.

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I just saw the film for the first time three days ago. I was not impressed.

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