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Having the attention span of a hen, I have finally gotten round to watching fastest. It was roundly slagged off as a Rossi fest at the time of it's release, but to be fair to the makers, the guy was kicking everyone's arse at the start of filming. I think it is a great snap shot of the period, the interviews are gold, Rossi and Jorge confident as ...., Pedrosa thinking the title should be his because Puig told him he is the best and Spencer crying because he was overtaken at Laguna.



Spies looks like a total fanny in the film too.



So to sum up. it's spot on, next years title is between Jorge and Vale, Pedrosa is a fanny, Spencer is crying and Spies is ......



It's 2013 predicted!
 
At least your prediction that you are an annoying .... are safe
 
Having the attention span of a hen, I have finally gotten round to watching fastest. It was roundly slagged off as a Rossi fest at the time of it's release, but to be fair to the makers, the guy was kicking everyone's arse at the start of filming. I think it is a great snap shot of the period, the interviews are gold, Rossi and Jorge confident as ...., Pedrosa thinking the title should be his because Puig told him he is the best and Spencer crying because he was overtaken at Laguna.



Spies looks like a total fanny in the film too.



So to sum up. it's spot on, next years title is between Jorge and Vale, Pedrosa is a fanny, Spencer is crying and Spies is ......



It's 2013 predicted!



Soz Man,

Standin wi pedro findin his balls n guna pull it off!
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Pete, I read his name, he is an annoying twit, perhaps a zoot alter ego, or Barry.



And you can wake up in peace feeling self assured.



I saw fastest and my call was, they went to great lengths to vilify and belittle Spencer, I just wished they'd made it whilst Rossi, whose flamboyance has him renamed Liberace in my book, was riding Spencers Ducati.



What would the title be then.



Fastest "Losing with Liberace".







Next years title is Pedro and Lorenzo with Lorenzo taking a close decision season end. Liberace has to dodge Marksman all season and will be shunted into the odd kitty litter and come third at best.



Go Forge
 
crap totally forgot about this cant comment as not seen it watching online so far so good
 
Pete, I read his name, he is an annoying twit, perhaps a zoot alter ego, or Barry.



OK then, I admit it. I am an alter ego of someone on this forum. I'm actually basspete posting under a different account. I'm just trying to put everyone off the scent so that when I go to the social forum and ask where I can get an inflatable dildo for my butt, nobody will know that it's me.
 
OK....when did we begin calling Stoner, Spencer, and what's the correlation now?
 
OK then, I admit it. I am an alter ego of someone on this forum. I'm actually basspete posting under a different account. I'm just trying to put everyone off the scent so that when I go to the social forum and ask where I can get an inflatable dildo for my butt, nobody will know that it's me.



Pete, they have a model called the screaming eagle. I'm wondering does a Scottish screaming eagle sound different to an Australian one. perhaps its the (high pitched arrchhtch at the end)



Enjoy



http://www.eagleleather.com.au/inflatable-butt-plug-dildo.html
 
OK....when did we begin calling Stoner, Spencer, and what's the correlation now?



Freddie and Casey left in their prime for personal reasons. It doesn't have to be too correlated here, sometimes it is just enough that they both use full-stops at the end of sentences creates a causal link that is rock solid.



[font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Casey Freddie Spencer Stoner[/font]

[font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Valentino Liberace Rossi [/font]



[font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]easy, we can do these for everyone. [/font]
 
I thought it was because they were sickly cry babies.
 
Wow, I'm flattered! I hae a tribute act! What muso wouldnae be chuffed aboot that!



Sadly they are thick as ....., bassfeet or asspete or somethin would o been a better name than annoyin ...., I mean, folk could think they are a Berry Spleen tribute act.



Lookin forward tae hearing what pish they spout, I bet they even manage tae put ""och aye the noo" at the end o a post or even it's a "braw bricht moonlicht nicht."



Aye, but if they get the Scots accent right, I will put money on it bein ma gid friend Barry McLeod, whose faither came fae Lewis, but was deported tae Oz tae see the wizard for nickin a dug.
 
Freddie and Casey left in their prime for personal reasons. It doesn't have to be too correlated here, sometimes it is just enough that they both use full-stops at the end of sentences creates a causal link that is rock solid.



[font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Casey Freddie Spencer Stoner[/font]

[font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Valentino Liberace Rossi [/font]



[font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]easy, we can do these for everyone. [/font]

I quite like the parallel, 2 of the fastest riders who ever lived, neither with the physical or mental endurance of the likes of rossi and doohan, both of whom still managed to win 2 premier class championships in fine fashion against competitors acknowledged as all time great riders, with fast freddie also succeeding in the stupendous feat of winning a 250 championship contemporaneous with one of his premier class championships.



Where the parallel fades imo is that fast freddie has been criticised by some for going on long past his peak, whereas casey has attracted equal or greater criticism for retiring somewere near his peak.
 
Wow, I'm flattered! I hae a tribute act! What muso wouldnae be chuffed aboot that!



Sadly they are thick as ....., bassfeet or asspete or somethin would o been a better name than annoyin ...., I mean, folk could think they are a Berry Spleen tribute act.



Lookin forward tae hearing what pish they spout, I bet they even manage tae put ""och aye the noo" at the end o a post or even it's a "braw bricht moonlicht nicht."



Aye, but if they get the Scots accent right, I will put money on it bein ma gid friend Barry McLeod, whose faither came fae Lewis, but was deported tae Oz tae see the wizard for nickin a dug.



The tribute act has a long way to go for beating that in terms of pure comedy.



"fa nickin a dug". I laughed for 2 minutes solid and my neighbours just had it confirmed that I also got brain damage (as they suspected).



Gold!
 
I quite like the parallel, 2 of the fastest riders who ever lived, neither with the physical or mental endurance of the likes of rossi and doohan, both of whom still managed to win 2 premier class championships in fine fashion against competitors acknowledged as all time great riders, with fast freddie also succeeding in the stupendous feat of winning a 250 championship contemporaneous with one of his premier class championships.



Where the parallel fades imo is that fast freddie has been criticised by some for going on long past his peak, whereas casey has attracted equal or greater criticism for retiring somewere near his peak.



I met a guy who has a set of signed by Stoner Repsol leather for sale today for $4000. The dudes name is Phil and he also is close with one of Rossi's mechanics and I'm trying to work out where he fits in or if he's just an enormously lucky bullshitter.



He also has a pair of Rossi gloves and I tried to get one on. ....... pixie hands.



I'm thinking of buying the leathers and offering them back to Stoner to ride again.



He reckons no need to (but I should buy the leather anyway) because Stoner will be back. I think if that happens we will see a more aggressive, less whiny version, and it will mark the retirement of Rossi. Fastest my arse.
 

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