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As the summer days atrophied, ready to give way to the autumn, an ad came by messenger from a distant land. In the message it said that a bountiful land awaited any traveler looking to find fortune and glory if they were willing to pursue it. Upon hearing that, plans were made. It was time to shed the cocoon and to grow as a person.
The receiver decided that this was the opportunity to put a plan into motion. Seeds had been sowed over many months. Now, it was time to reap what was sown.
The receiver one night after much practice, reached out to the unwitting pawn. After much cajoling, sweet talking, and finally crocodile tears, the pawn's head was filled with promises of a better life and no more loneliness. The pawn said that forget striking out on their own! There was a better proposition to be had. Free room and board, and in the back of the pawn's mind, plans were being made for engagement rings and wedding bells! Only, for those who know better, they knew it would not be wedding bells, but funeral bells. Sadly, the receiver's deviousness knew no bounds. The plan had been hatched many months ago. Upon hearing this offer, the receiver felt phase two of the plan was now complete. A date was set. The vehicle was loaded up. The receiver hit the radio and pulled out onto the black tarmac ready to start a new chapter. The gold rush was on.
Who knew there were modern day 49ers