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Door always open for Stoner to return

I love midget ..... 


 


My neighbour, 2 doors down is a midget (Wes) and he has a normal sized wife. 


 


I wish they'd make a video. 
 
Andy Roo
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I love midget ..... 


 


My neighbour, 2 doors down is a midget (Wes) and he has a normal sized wife. 


 


I wish they'd make a video. 


 


Did you notice that Stoner is shorter than his flat chested wife?


 


She looks seriously mal-nutritioned. If anything, Adriana should be the one moaning about herself suffering lactose intolerance and mysterious illness causing her this mal-nutritioned flat looks, racing fans would have believed her more that this illness is for real.


 


But Stoner claiming his mysterious illness with puke in helmet syndrome,....of course everyone will not believe him and knows it is fake. Stoner should have let his wife make the claim of the mysterious illness.
 
Andy Roo
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I love midget ..... 


 


My neighbour, 2 doors down is a midget (Wes) and he has a normal sized wife. 


 


I wish they'd make a video. 


 


Had all sorts of oddball mates at school - missing arm (fireworks), leg (bike), nut (fence), fingers (woodwork), toes (flymo), hair (alopecia), but Roger the Todger had the meat to meet the market - when we were 14 he had a 9" schlong about as fat as a saveloy and he was only around 4'3" (does that qualify as a dwarf?).
 
cuckoo bird
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Did you notice that Stoner is shorter than his flat chested wife?


 


She looks seriously mal-nutritioned. If anything, Adriana should be the one moaning about herself suffering lactose intolerance and mysterious illness causing her this mal-nutritioned flat looks, racing fans would have believed her more that this illness is for real.


 


But Stoner claiming his mysterious illness with puke in helmet syndrome,....of course everyone will not believe him and knows it is fake. Stoner should have let his wife make the claim of the mysterious illness.


 


 


Cuckoo, personal question - what country do you hail from?


 


It is my observation that Australians are far more likely to find "natural" attractive even if natural is little tittles  I personally would rather a woman with little ....s than fake ones.


 


It is a personal call, when I was in the States (that's in America) there were so many big fake ones I thought that Silicon Valley may have been a double entendre and given ......s come in pairs double entendre is now a double entendre.    


 


A little English lesson from the helpful powerslide Man of the Year   "Malnourished"  


 


She didn't need a fake illness, she caught pregnancy. Personally given that I find her attractive if someone of her aesthetic appeal caught pregnancy from me I'd be chuffed. I got my ex wife pregnant and she looks like a cross between a monkey, a hyena and a vulture.  


 


I do note you like women not to be skinny so I have you picked as coming from one of those former Soviet republics where all the women are matronly, portly with heavy ......s and a scarf on their head, like those little matryoshka dolls.


 


You know, she is strong on plough but vagine hang down like sleeve of wizard 
 
hahahaha, that description of your ex nearly made me choke on my tequila! fuggin gold man!
 
BJ.C
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Had all sorts of oddball mates at school - missing arm (fireworks), leg (bike), nut (fence), fingers (woodwork), toes (flymo), hair (alopecia), but Roger the Todger had the meat to meet the market - when we were 14 he had a 9" schlong about as fat as a saveloy and he was only around 4'3" (does that qualify as a dwarf?).


 


 


That qualifies him as a ....... tripod 
 
cuckoo bird
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Did you notice that Stoner is shorter than his flat chested wife?


 


She looks seriously mal-nutritioned. If anything, Adriana should be the one moaning about herself suffering lactose intolerance and mysterious illness causing her this mal-nutritioned flat looks, racing fans would have believed her more that this illness is for real.


 


But Stoner claiming his mysterious illness with puke in helmet syndrome,....of course everyone will not believe him and knows it is fake. Stoner should have let his wife make the claim of the mysterious illness.


 


Alberto Puig....... is that you? its not nice laying the boots into someone when there not there to defend themselves....
 
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/motor-sport/casey-a-legend-on-l-plates/story-fne7mteu-1226562546576


 


 
<p style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"I had no intentions of going back to the sport," Stoner said.
<p style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"But if I see the sport changing dramatically, to the point that it is interesting, there is every chance.
<p style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"But the way I see it going, there is no chance."
 
Andy Roo
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Cuckoo, personal question - what country do you hail from?


 


It is my observation that Australians are far more likely to find "natural" attractive even if natural is little tittles  I personally would rather a woman with little ....s than fake ones.


 


It is a personal call, when I was in the States (that's in America) there were so many big fake ones I thought that Silicon Valley may have been a double entendre and given ......s come in pairs double entendre is now a double entendre.    


 


A little English lesson from the helpful powerslide Man of the Year   "Malnourished"  


 


She didn't need a fake illness, she caught pregnancy. Personally given that I find her attractive if someone of her aesthetic appeal caught pregnancy from me I'd be chuffed. I got my ex wife pregnant and she looks like a cross between a monkey, a hyena and a vulture.  


 


I do note you like women not to be skinny so I have you picked as coming from one of those former Soviet republics where all the women are matronly, portly with heavy ......s and a scarf on their head, like those little matryoshka dolls.


 


You know, she is strong on plough but vagine hang down like sleeve of wizard 


I come from the land where flat chestedness is common and acceptable, very much unlike Australia where they value voluptuous and bubly shaped chest as something like the trophy, the bigger the bulge, the bigger the trophy. Thats China where I come.


And I also come from the land of very bushy jungle down there,...its acceptable as well.


 


Well, you know why Stoner became a laughing stock at the neighbourhood Barbeque party? Because he brought flat chested and malnutritioned wife to the party, the rich and famous of Aussie community likes to flaunt their asset, huge and deep cleavage like the valley of grand canyon....Aussie do not like flat chested that looks like airport.


And second reason Stoner became laughing stock is because during the Barbeque party, it is also ...... session, Adriana went there unshaved and the goatee from down there was visible sticking out from the ...... line. The rich and famous community always have it cleanly shaved.


 


You can't really blame Stoner, because he comes from and belongs to the farm, he does not know about all these Rich and Famous neighbourhood etiques...
 
if I see the sport changing dramatically, to the point that it is interesting, there is every chance.
<p style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"But the way I see it going, there is no chance." Casey Stoner
<p style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; 
<p style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;Yeah, you're a feckin' aboriginal seer now mate... back by '16. Watch this space!!
 
cuckoo bird
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I come from the land where flat chestedness is common and acceptable, very much unlike Australia where they value voluptuous and bubly shaped chest as something like the trophy, the bigger the bulge, the bigger the trophy. Thats China where I come.


And I also come from the land of very bushy jungle down there,...its acceptable as well.


 


Well, you know why Stoner became a laughing stock at the neighbourhood Barbeque party? Because he brought flat chested and malnutritioned wife to the party, the rich and famous of Aussie community likes to flaunt their asset, huge and deep cleavage like the valley of grand canyon....Aussie do not like flat chested that looks like airport.


And second reason Stoner became laughing stock is because during the Barbeque party, it is also ...... session, Adriana went there unshaved and the goatee from down there was visible sticking out from the ...... line. The rich and famous community always have it cleanly shaved.


 


You can't really blame Stoner, because he comes from and belongs to the farm, he does not know about all these Rich and Famous neighbourhood etiques...


 


 


Hey, when I was in hospital in 2011 I shared a room with a dude, Yun for about 4 weeks. Mandarin and spoke no English, I have since learned pretty fluent Mandarin, we should talk. When I get Chinese food, I order in Mandarin. I guess you call Chinese food "food".  


 


Let me guess? 


 


You are Cuntonese? 


 


 


Your English is improving by the second, your syntax and the articles of ordinary grammar appear and disappear almost like you are faking it lia piao? 


 


Also, I don't mind a bit of hair down there, "a bit" infers some ladyscaping though, I've met girls that have the full bison and that is ordinary, just a run with the clippers and a ...... line is fine. 


 


On the Gold Coast - fake ....s half the time. 


Everywhere else (no)


 


There is a fake .... social stratification paradigm I love.


 


The poor cannot afford fake ....s.


 


Yet aspirational would be middle class just above welfare women see them as the symbol of affluence.


 


So they get them (and big) 


 


The real middle class wait until they had their kids and get the elegant yet understated ones


 


And the rich (this is where Casey and Adrianna are) simply don't have to bother. She can stuff her bra full of $100 bills, and everyone else around them will brag about their trip to Spain and and Portugal and Czechoslovakia  whilst they will say they were actually sick of those places and travelling sucks when you do it constantly.


 


I love a class system.


 


I love the internet


 


I love the fact that you run through a proxy server yet the Chinese government  doesn't allow anyone to have access to a proxy server from mainland China. Those URL's are identified and cut quicker than a foreskin at a brit milah ceremony. That's a real fact about China rather than a made up fact about Australia. 
 
Andy Roo
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I love midget .....


My neighbour, 2 doors down is a midget (Wes) and he has a normal sized wife.


I wish they'd make a video.
:lol: hahahaha HAHAHA. ....... Andy. Haha


"Cuntonese" hahaha. Omg! Ur killing me dude. Haha. .....


Andy, i agree with u 99% of the time. The 1% accounts for very little, but for God's sake man, the bigger the ....... the better! There is nothing fake about fake ....... once they're in ur face! When u come to SoCal, im gonna systematically take u to tittie bars until ur cured.
 
Jumkie
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:lol: hahahaha HAHAHA. ....... Andy. Haha


"Cuntonese" hahaha. Omg! Ur killing me dude. Haha. .....


Andy, i agree with u 99% of the time. The 1% accounts for very little, but for God's sake man, the bigger the ....... the better! There is nothing fake about fake ....... once they're in ur face! When u come to SoCal, im gonna systematically take u to tittie bars until ur cured.


 


 


You are such an American. I accept the tittle challenge. I maintain a pair of pert little tittles is the purists playground and it may just be me who converts you my friend.  :girl_devil:


 


<span style="color:#ee82ee;(<span style="color:#ff0000;.<span style="color:#ee82ee;)(<span style="color:#ff0000;.<span style="color:#ee82ee;)    That's the best I could do... 


 


 


BEN: There are no emoticons for ....s. this is just plain wrong
 
Andy Roo
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You are such an American. I accept the tittle challenge. I maintain a pair of pert little tittles is the purists playground and it may just be me who coverts you my friend.  :girl_devil:


 


<span style="color:#ee82ee;(<span style="color:#ff0000;.<span style="color:#ee82ee;)(<span style="color:#ff0000;.<span style="color:#ee82ee;)    That's the best I could do... 


 


 


BEN: There are no emoticons for ....s. this is just plain wrong


First off what is mexican for bogan!?? cos you are such a "mexican bogan" jumkie


 


and secondly .....


 


I don't know enough about emoticons but ...


http://www.smileyvault.com/albums/userpics/12531/bouncing-....s.gif


 


Other codes for ....s emoticons:


 


Perfect ....s (o)(o)




Fake Silicone ....s ( + )( + )




Perky ....s ()()




Big Nipple ....s (@)(@)




A Cups o o




D Cups { O }{ O }




Wonder Bra ....s (oYo)




Cold ....s ( ^ )( ^ )




Lopsided ....s (o)(O)




Pierced Nipple ....s (Q)(O)




Hanging Tassels ....s (p)(p)




Grandma's ....s \ o /\ o /


 


Against The Shower Door ....s ( )( )




Android ....s | o | | o |




Mammogram ....s ___ ___


 


 


<span style="font-size:130%;(o) _ ...... cancer survivor ......
 
Jumkie
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BM made a funny!



Of a very high standard, too. So high I suggest we all plug 5318008 into our LCD calculators to make it even more cerebral.
 
That was funny to the extreme, now take it to the ..... thread in the lounge before the rainbow unicorn ninja moderators get it. 
 
Andy Roo
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That was funny to the extreme, now take it to the ..... thread in the lounge before the rainbow unicorn ninja moderators get it. 


Aren't you underwater Andy!!?? I checked the river height sensors yesterday and they said Mullup had a 10m rise !! whats the real go?
 
Water everywhere, roads blocked trees down, South Murwillumbah evacuating and lifting .... in all the businesses, and the wind is just ridiculous. I have a water feature in my laundry and the cap failed (or blew off) my chimney and I have towels all through the kitchen. 


 


The whole house has been rattling with the wind, but its an old house and its stood through many a storm and cyclone tail. 


 


Other than that it is fine, there is ample red wine, there is still one way open to my street for the pizza boy and I haven't ran out of emergency supplies like teabags or Turkish delight. 


 


On a serious note a few people have been drowned up and down the coast and events like this keep builders and plumbers in work and insurance premiums high. Oh, and apparently it's coming your way. The same amount of rain (we are at 600mm + for the weekend) but less wind.