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Andy Roo
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Water everywhere, roads blocked trees down, South Murwillumbah evacuating and lifting .... in all the businesses, and the wind is just ridiculous. I have a water feature in my laundry and the cap failed (or blew off) my chimney and I have towels all through the kitchen. 


 


The whole house has been rattling with the wind, but its an old house and its stood through many a storm and cyclone tail. 


 


Other than that it is fine, there is ample red wine, there is still one way open to my street for the pizza boy and I haven't ran out of emergency supplies like teabags or Turkish delight. 


 


On a serious note a few people have been drowned up and down the coast and events like this keep builders and plumbers in work and insurance premiums high. Oh, and apparently it's coming your way. The same amount of rain (we are at 600mm + for the weekend) but less wind. 


Meh the humidity is so high here it may as well be raining inside.


 


Brother at Eltham was supposed to be attending a DET conference thingy at Coffs and piked "cos of the conditions", and he lives on top of a hill at Eltham .... so I guess you's have had a bit of rain!!? Mind you the creek at Eltham seems to rise 10m with one drop of rain :rolleyes:
 
You whinge when it rains. You whinge when it's dry. You whinge when it's hot. You whinge when it's cold.


 


.... me, you Easterners are never happy. Come out West - always lovely weather ;)
 
BJ.C
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You whinge when it rains. You whinge when it's dry. You whinge when it's hot. You whinge when it's cold.


 


.... me, you Easterners are never happy. Come out West - always lovely weather ;)


too far ...... :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
all past my joint now. although caseys new house will be getting a pasting when tomorrows high tide comes again!
 
BJ.C
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You whinge when it rains. You whinge when it's dry. You whinge when it's hot. You whinge when it's cold.


 


.... me, you Easterners are never happy. Come out West - always lovely weather ;)


 


How far west?


 


You aint a bloody (sand)groper are ya?


 


 


 


As for us, give use the heat and the occasional rain ...................... ...., have actually just last week had our first rain since before xmas at home ............ has been raining around but just not in town
 
Gaz
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How far west?


 


You aint a bloody (sand)groper are ya?


 


 


He is, desert, starvin' roo's and ....... flies. They live on Mars and then tell everyone how absolutely dandy it is. 


 


Mars with flies and bogans. 


 


Should be the tourist slogan for West Australia. 


 


Come and look at this .... hole with a gaudy nouveau rich pimple on the coast. Like finding a chocolate chip in a turd and then bragging about it.  :crazy:  :fishing:
 
Andy Roo
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He is, desert, starvin' roo's and ....... flies. They live on Mars and then tell everyone how absolutely dandy it is. 


 


Mars with flies and bogans. 


 


Should be the tourist slogan for West Australia. 


 


Come and look at this .... hole with a gaudy nouveau rich pimple on the coast. Like finding a chocolate chip in a turd and then bragging about it.  :crazy:  :fishing:


 


 


So it'd nearly be bed time for him then Andy ?   :lol:


 


 


 


<joking>
 
lil red rocket pilot
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Hey Andy,


Hang in there Bro'


Hoping you come out the other side okay ;)


 


And any other PSliders stuck in the same situation ;)


 


 


Honestly mate all good. 


 


Lot of wind and rain, I'm having more fun imagining the tourists in their tents at Byron Bay which (according to the Bureau of Meteorology  recorded a 145km/h series of wind gusts this afternoon on an average of about 110km/h winds. That's 30 mins from my place, I'm prepared to put any blond Swedish girls up for the night. 


 


There is a heap of us up this way and I will speak for the majority, it happens often, we're used to it. I have cigarettes Turkish delight and teabags as well as a good stash of red wine.


 


Ash and I went for a cruise in his Toyota and had a look at water and uprooted trees, the next power bill will be through the roof to pay for the overtime on public holiday (today) call outs. 
 
Ain't that the truth though Andy.


 


I have lived in areas prone to bushfires and flash floods all major residential based and now out here it is a different world in the sheer fact that whether it be a flood or a fire, people know and expect them so have the plans to 'survive' through it all.


 


Had some friends recently caught up in the Coonabarabran fires, they are fine but lost fences, a shed and some live stock and their approach is 'bah, more worried about person X cause he lost his tractor' type of stuff. Poor buggers were thrown out of home for 7 days, fought the fires where possible while the wife kept working and the first thing they did when they got back .............. go and fix up the fences with the neighbours (the male half being a fencer by trade) on a 'scratch my back' basis.


 


Bloody awesome place at times 
 
Gaz
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Ain't that the truth though Andy.


 


I have lived in areas prone to bushfires and flash floods all major residential based and now out here it is a different world in the sheer fact that whether it be a flood or a fire, people know and expect them so have the plans to 'survive' through it all.


 


Had some friends recently caught up in the Coonabarabran fires, they are fine but lost fences, a shed and some live stock and their approach is 'bah, more worried about person X cause he lost his tractor' type of stuff. Poor buggers were thrown out of home for 7 days, fought the fires where possible while the wife kept working and the first thing they did when they got back .............. go and fix up the fences with the neighbours (the male half being a fencer by trade) on a 'scratch my back' basis.


 


Bloody awesome place at times 


And that is why I love to live here.
 
Andy Roo
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He is, desert, starvin' roo's and ....... flies. They live on Mars and then tell everyone how absolutely dandy it is. 


 


Mars with flies and bogans. 


 


Should be the tourist slogan for West Australia. 


 


Come and look at this .... hole with a gaudy nouveau rich pimple on the coast. Like finding a chocolate chip in a turd and then bragging about it.  :crazy:  :fishing:


 


So you've succumbed to the State Tourism Board hype, then? :)


 


Down near my place we even have bogan dingoes... they hang around old cars in the bush, make a lot of noise, piss on everything, kill defenceless wildlife and generally annoy families enjoying a walk. Thank .... they don't know how to drive!
 
Gaz
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How far west?


 


You aint a bloody (sand)groper are ya?


 


 


 


As for us, give use the heat and the occasional rain ...................... ...., have actually just last week had our first rain since before xmas at home ............ has been raining around but just not in town


 


Yeah, me and all the poms and saffers :)


 


Have never had a flood, but do get the occasional biblical plague fo locusts, flies, more flies, ....... snakes and goannas the size of a grown man's thigh.


 


Other than that, and the flies, it's not a bad place. If you like it hot, and flies. ;)


 


At least we don't have League... proper rugby, that's us...


 


That being said, I haven't lived there since '88. I hear it's changed. Even my folks and siblings have ...... off... still got the old house, though.
 
Andy Roo
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Hey, when I was in hospital in 2011 I shared a room with a dude, Yun for about 4 weeks. Mandarin and spoke no English, I have since learned pretty fluent Mandarin, we should talk. When I get Chinese food, I order in Mandarin. I guess you call Chinese food "food".  

 

Let me guess? 

 

You are Cuntonese? 

 

 

Your English is improving by the second, your syntax and the articles of ordinary grammar appear and disappear almost like you are faking it lia piao? 

 

Also, I don't mind a bit of hair down there, "a bit" infers some ladyscaping though, I've met girls that have the full bison and that is ordinary, just a run with the clippers and a ...... line is fine. 

 

On the Gold Coast - fake ....s half the time. 

Everywhere else (no)

 

There is a fake .... social stratification paradigm I love.

 

The poor cannot afford fake ....s.

 

Yet aspirational would be middle class just above welfare women see them as the symbol of affluence.

 

So they get them (and big) 

 

The real middle class wait until they had their kids and get the elegant yet understated ones

 

And the rich (this is where Casey and Adrianna are) simply don't have to bother. She can stuff her bra full of $100 bills, and everyone else around them will brag about their trip to Spain and and Portugal and Czechoslovakia  whilst they will say they were actually sick of those places and travelling sucks when you do it constantly.

 

I love a class system.

 

I love the internet

 

I love the fact that you run through a proxy server yet the Chinese government  doesn't allow anyone to have access to a proxy server from mainland China. Those URL's are identified and cut quicker than a foreskin at a brit milah ceremony. That's a real fact about China rather than a made up fact about Australia. 



You see, the problem with Adriana's bush is that the ...... line is so thin, even with some trimming it sticks out, that is so obscene. She cant afford to spread the legs even alittle bit. Need to use umbrella to cover up that area. ... Sigh...
 
Andy Roo
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I love midget ..... 


 


My neighbour, 2 doors down is a midget (Wes) and he has a normal sized wife. 


 


I wish they'd make a video. 


Keeps you awake nights? I'll bet it does.
 
Andy Roo
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Cuckoo, personal question - what country do you hail from?


 


It is my observation that Australians are far more likely to find "natural" attractive even if natural is little tittles  I personally would rather a woman with little ....s than fake ones.


 


It is a personal call, when I was in the States (that's in America) there were so many big fake ones I thought that Silicon Valley may have been a double entendre and given ......s come in pairs double entendre is now a double entendre.    


 


A little English lesson from the helpful powerslide Man of the Year   "Malnourished"  


 


She didn't need a fake illness, she caught pregnancy. Personally given that I find her attractive if someone of her aesthetic appeal caught pregnancy from me I'd be chuffed. I got my ex wife pregnant and she looks like a cross between a monkey, a hyena and a vulture.  


 


I do note you like women not to be skinny so I have you picked as coming from one of those former Soviet republics where all the women are matronly, portly with heavy ......s and a scarf on their head, like those little matryoshka dolls.


 


You know, she is strong on plough but vagine hang down like sleeve of wizard 


Checked them all out personally did you?


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Unless of course if you were in LA - in which case one would assume your accessment was accurate.


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However if you were visiting in Texas - you need to bare in mind that everything there is bigger.