<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Racejumkie @ Oct 26 2006, 11:43 PM)
<{POST_SNAPBACK}><div class='quotemain'>Mofo, are you smoking crack?
You need to read my reply a little more carefully. Apparently you don't understand how wittiness works. You need to read my reply a little more carefully. But since you have shown your ignorant side, which made you go off on that childish temper tantrum calling me out, I will break it down for you.
First of all, I was AGREEING with you. I singled you out because out of all the responses, I agreed with yours the most. So lets see:
What I said:
“Hey Electric Mofo, are you using your crystal ball again? Or did you just call the psychic network?”
What I meant:
Hey Electric Mofo, I think you’re predictions are correct, it looks like you can see into the future.
Why it’s witty: (by the way, here is what the dictionary says: Witty---saying something amusing and clever.)
It’s witty because I said you are correct and I think you can see into the future but I said it in a clever and amusing (funny) way by making references to crystal balls and psychics.
Here is the second part of my statement: (Allow me to give you some background here. Nastradamus was a famous man in history that many believe was able to predict accurately some future events, which some people believe came true.)
What I said:
“Here's hoping that you make Nastradamus look like some two-bit palm reader.”
What I meant:
Since I agree with your predictions, I hope that you can make this man Nastradamus look silly because you are more accurate than him; and by doing so, you will make him look bad (like a two-bit palm reader).
Why it’s witty:
It’s witty to say it like this because it brings up a sense of humor while saying I am hoping (or eagerly in support) for you and your predictions to come true.
In case you didn’t understand, here is one more attempt:
What I meant in my reply to your predictions is: I LIKE YOUR PREDICTION, YES, I HOPE YOU ARE RIGHT.
Let me repeat that: I LIKE YOUR PREDICTION, YES, I HOPE YOU ARE RIGHT.
I hope you understand now, because if you don’t I can’t really make it more simple.
Now, as far as your response, I have no problem having you look up my comments and reply to them. That’s one reason why I post comments. Actually, I’ve seen you have already on some previous threads and notice they were pretty cool, but maybe I was wrong. Do you feel better now? Or do you feel a bit stupid for insulting me while I was really just trying to praise you?
Im teribbly sorry there matie, I hold my hand up and sinceraly apologise for the things I said. You were right and I took your post completely the wrong way, a stupid mistake on my behalf, I feel like a right muppet
