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One of the nights we are riding back to Levi's pad. We're in a group of 6 bikes riding at a decent speed limit (since its like ....... Alaska, so were trying to keep the wind chill to a minimum...that is at least I was). At which time these ....... wanna 'Son's of Anarchy' pass us on their rusty Harley hogs all twisted and .... (if you haven't seen the show, its a ........ biker TV show about ...... biker gangs).
Basically like the two homos on the bike here.
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Anyway, Levi on a Ducati Monster and Gator on a 1098s decide they're gonna return the favor. Of course their bikes are considerably faster. They both quickly disappear as I here the torque of the Monster kick in. I really didn't see what the hell happened since I was a good ways back. Only later I learned that Levi, Gator, CaliKid and two other buddies buzzed the hog bikers. I say I later learned this because when we came up to the next stop, these two biker guys are yelling and screaming at me at the top of their exhaust infested lungs. They were like, "We shoot mothatfukers for less than that around here!!!" They kept yelling at me ad .... and I look over to the boys who are ahead of me (I'm the last one in our group and the two biker guys are behind me). And it seemed as if Gator and Levi didn't know what the hell is going on behind them. CaliKid wedges his bike between Gator and Levi and looked back at me, so I know he realizes these dudes are ....... irate; but he makes no attempt at getting our boy's attention. So I look backward and biker guy is all in my face yelling and pointing and screaming all manner of .... at me. Of course, being from California, my first reflex is to flip the dude the bird with a ".... You." At which time biker dude, who is like 148 plus years old (at least that's what his leather face and white hair indicate) puts his yelling into overdrive. It was pretty funny actually; imagine a small barking dog behind a fence he can clearly climb through, then you taunt him and the dog goes ape .... growling and barking and shaking like you just put a charged electrode up his .... So old-man biker guy gets off his bike and takes two steps towards me still barking ..... I look over at him then at my boys in front, thinking they have no idea what is about to go down behind them. I'm like, ...., if this dude takes one more step, its on! Biker guy continues screaming then gets back on his bike. I'm thinking, cool, this dude has a bark but no bite. Then his friend turns to one of our buddies and starts yelling at him. My buddy doesn't budge, not even so much as a glance over to barking biker guy. I'm like, WTF, nobody knows these dudes are pissed.
The light turns green, then we all roll, biker guys pass my boys, then my boys pass biker guys, and so on. ...., I'm thinking, biker guys are gonna follow us to Levi's pad (which would have been a serious miss step by biker guys because Levi has a canon at home lock loaded and ready to inflict serious damage.) So finally biker guys pass as we slow down to make a turn at which time biker ..... gives my buddy the biggest cellulite filled crusty assed ".... you" gesture with her flabby arm (don't believe Harley biker chicks are fine, like in the movies, they are all fat old rusty .......).
When we finally get back to the pad, I tell them the whole stop light incident. Turns out Levi and the boys knew all alone, but decided to ignore these fools for the .... of it. Levi says to me, don't worry, if these guys were for real, they wouldn't have told you they were gonna shot you, they would have just done it. awem...yeah that really makes me feel safer. hahaha. It would have got ugly too, since the boys we were rolling with all pack heat.
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Basically like the two homos on the bike here.
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Anyway, Levi on a Ducati Monster and Gator on a 1098s decide they're gonna return the favor. Of course their bikes are considerably faster. They both quickly disappear as I here the torque of the Monster kick in. I really didn't see what the hell happened since I was a good ways back. Only later I learned that Levi, Gator, CaliKid and two other buddies buzzed the hog bikers. I say I later learned this because when we came up to the next stop, these two biker guys are yelling and screaming at me at the top of their exhaust infested lungs. They were like, "We shoot mothatfukers for less than that around here!!!" They kept yelling at me ad .... and I look over to the boys who are ahead of me (I'm the last one in our group and the two biker guys are behind me). And it seemed as if Gator and Levi didn't know what the hell is going on behind them. CaliKid wedges his bike between Gator and Levi and looked back at me, so I know he realizes these dudes are ....... irate; but he makes no attempt at getting our boy's attention. So I look backward and biker guy is all in my face yelling and pointing and screaming all manner of .... at me. Of course, being from California, my first reflex is to flip the dude the bird with a ".... You." At which time biker dude, who is like 148 plus years old (at least that's what his leather face and white hair indicate) puts his yelling into overdrive. It was pretty funny actually; imagine a small barking dog behind a fence he can clearly climb through, then you taunt him and the dog goes ape .... growling and barking and shaking like you just put a charged electrode up his .... So old-man biker guy gets off his bike and takes two steps towards me still barking ..... I look over at him then at my boys in front, thinking they have no idea what is about to go down behind them. I'm like, ...., if this dude takes one more step, its on! Biker guy continues screaming then gets back on his bike. I'm thinking, cool, this dude has a bark but no bite. Then his friend turns to one of our buddies and starts yelling at him. My buddy doesn't budge, not even so much as a glance over to barking biker guy. I'm like, WTF, nobody knows these dudes are pissed.
The light turns green, then we all roll, biker guys pass my boys, then my boys pass biker guys, and so on. ...., I'm thinking, biker guys are gonna follow us to Levi's pad (which would have been a serious miss step by biker guys because Levi has a canon at home lock loaded and ready to inflict serious damage.) So finally biker guys pass as we slow down to make a turn at which time biker ..... gives my buddy the biggest cellulite filled crusty assed ".... you" gesture with her flabby arm (don't believe Harley biker chicks are fine, like in the movies, they are all fat old rusty .......).
When we finally get back to the pad, I tell them the whole stop light incident. Turns out Levi and the boys knew all alone, but decided to ignore these fools for the .... of it. Levi says to me, don't worry, if these guys were for real, they wouldn't have told you they were gonna shot you, they would have just done it. awem...yeah that really makes me feel safer. hahaha. It would have got ugly too, since the boys we were rolling with all pack heat.
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