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Silverstone 2012

The words hair and shirt immediately spring to mind....Is this some sort of penance I'm not aware of, maybe a bet you lost - or purely for comic value?





I really took to hopper last year in Bsb mate, really started to like the guy, sadly, this year is not looking so good for him......
 
will anybody have a pump for inflatable mattresses, or know if there facilities on campsite? I'm limited to space on the bike, what with one pannier being full of beer.
 
Points to note:-

The Hopper shirt will be making a run out. It's a piece of motogp history.



Kelly46. If you want to know the best place to eat at silverstone, Jumkie can recommend a good burger bar



Lil red. I will not be spooning you....hopefully



If I get soaking wet and the motorhome can't make it on the campsite, I will do a Michael Douglas in Falling Down. I will have a total meltdown and ...... emigrate to austrialia where the sun shines and I can surf, skydive, snorkel and live next door to Barry
 
Points to note:-

The Hopper shirt will be making a run out. It's a piece of motogp history.



Kelly46. If you want to know the best place to eat at silverstone, Jumkie can recommend a good burger bar



Lil red. I will not be spooning you....hopefully



If I get soaking wet and the motorhome can't make it on the campsite, I will do a Michael Douglas in Falling Down. I will have a total meltdown and ...... emigrate to austrialia where the sun shines and I can surf, skydive, snorkel and live next door to Barry

..and toilet
 
I wana go
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.... Contemplates quiting job...
 
The worlds fastest moving turd. From consumption to delivery in the pan...

We actually used one of the burger bars as a porta-loo and the geezer came out the back as we were pissin' up the rear of his stand. Only done to compliment the .... that he was placing in his buns and charging for.
 
Making our yearly pilgrimage to the track Friday morning, weather is looking dicey so if you see 2 drunken geordies trying to put up a tent in woodlands / sleeping in the car then its us !
 
Points to note:-

The Hopper shirt will be making a run out. It's a piece of motogp history.



Kelly46. If you want to know the best place to eat at silverstone, Jumkie can recommend a good burger bar



Lil red. I will not be spooning you....hopefully



If I get soaking wet and the motorhome can't make it on the campsite, I will do a Michael Douglas in Falling Down. I will have a total meltdown and ...... emigrate to austrialia where the sun shines and I can surf, skydive, snorkel and live next door to Barry



If it makes you feel any better, my Aussie mates are about to fly out from a Perth hit by 70 mph storms to enjoy 'sunny' Silverstone. Is anywhere safe?
 
Its the hardcore track of the year, fraught with danger and drunkards, high winds ,water and mud round every corner. Its like a theme park for petrol heads
 
Looks like we're bringing the Knockhill weather sooth wi us again this year!
 
The worlds fastest moving turd. From consumption to delivery in the pan...



I waited in line mumbling to myself, "i can make it' as the cue inched forward. When I finally made it to the door, I look in and franticly look around for the ....... stalls. WTF, what kind of bathroom is this? All I see is a ....... pissing trough. I blurt out, "where the .... are the shitters?" Somebody replies, "around the back, its the other door." I run and get in that line, as the cue inches forward (much more slowly since people take 5 times longer to ....). Half way to the actual shitters, I realized there would be no way I would make it. But I did my best. 2 people from the entrance to my personal ......., and the damage was done. The point of no return had arrived. I calmly sat down, took the rest of my ...., cleaned my ..., and tossed my soiled boxers in the shitcan. I suppose it was a good design to have shitters separate to the pissing trough, but Jesus, put a ....... sign outside that says: Piss here, .... OVER HERE!
 
I waited in line mumbling to myself, "i can make it' as the cue inched forward. When I finally made it to the door, I look in and franticly look around for the ....... stalls. WTF, what kind of bathroom is this? All I see is a ....... pissing trough. I blurt out, "where the .... are the shitters?" Somebody replies, "around the back, its the other door." I run and get in that line, as the cue inches forward (much more slowly since people take 5 times longer to ....). Half way to the actual shitters, I realized there would be no way I would make it. But I did my best. 2 people from the entrance to my personal ......., and the damage was done. The point of no return had arrived. I calmly sat down, took the rest of my ...., cleaned my ..., and tossed my soiled boxers in the shitcan. I suppose it was a good design to have shitters separate to the pissing trough, but Jesus, put a ....... sign outside that says: Piss here, .... OVER HERE!

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Silverstone 2011 was a year of legendary .... action. Jum's desperate burger .......Gator's desperate I gotta run across a dual carriage way to a service station because I need a vindaloo based curry .......swamp ...
 

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