Top 10 excuses why Nicky won't be winning the MotoGp title again:
10. He still isn't used to the GP lifestyle
9. He still hasn't learned all the tracks
8. He's riding the worst brand of bike on the grid
7. He's riding with an injured shoulder
6. He's got HRC's most uncaring crew
5. HRC doesn't understand english
4. There are too many other bikes on the grid this year
3. The clutch again
2. He didn't sign for Yamaha or Ducati
1. The bike was made not for midgets, but for dwarf midgets
flame away Whiners !
10. He still isn't used to the GP lifestyle
9. He still hasn't learned all the tracks
8. He's riding the worst brand of bike on the grid
7. He's riding with an injured shoulder
6. He's got HRC's most uncaring crew
5. HRC doesn't understand english
4. There are too many other bikes on the grid this year
3. The clutch again
2. He didn't sign for Yamaha or Ducati
1. The bike was made not for midgets, but for dwarf midgets
flame away Whiners !
